satans_methpipe

@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to move⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dehumanizing language is a tactic of fascism. We don’t have to take that same route.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone pulled the trashcan into the stall and shat in it!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But did they flush any paper towels?

  On a serious note: untreated mental illness can explain a lot of seemingly inexplicable behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Professional father right here⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re pick me shoes. They get attention as intended, but some folks apparently don’t like the type of attention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro is lighter than light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having no mass means you are required to travel at the speed of light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m only upvoting as a means of pointing at the gif of the same comment above your comment in my feed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, not that time though. It was a photo finish for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it prevents you from having to slowly walk your bike up a hill doubled over in pain keeping an eye out for a large bush or high hedge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has marital problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah Christ is an awful cunt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tower Networking Inc., an ISP/networking management game with physical switch connection and an in-game command line interface, releases demo on Steam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you’re under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It’s a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washing machine 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid sexy washing machine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed but can we turn down the chloramine valve? It tastes awful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been mindlessly scrolling by this for so long I think I had a dream about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Leftover legs get fried. Shells go in the slow cooker. Meat goes in the soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why are fax machines still used by medical systems?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vanilla facsimile is not secure at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Amish are onto smth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. This comment thread gave me brain damage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poo science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't sleep, he's watching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes more sense to outlaw devices that let you see through walls (windows).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10001⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A byte is eight bits.