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@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah just some blue check degenerates having a slap fight in the Nazi bar. Yawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cameras and microphones that have no physical disconnect. Virtual keyboards. NSA subsidies for cheap phones sold in poor areas. Zero visibility or access to OS components without special steps.

  Windows let users install and run any junk binary to their appdata folder by default. That’s why cryptolocker got real popular around 2010. Granted this isn’t supporting my point, but admin is not required in a lot of instances.

  I guess I’m saying I disagree with your disagreement. Non-mobile is far more secure. My desktop and laptops do all of the stuff you listed as mobile capabilities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a desktop or laptop computer almost daily in my personal life. Mobile devices are terrible for actual productivity. And security. And usability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is the Stock Market keeping it's value after *points to everything*?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya beat me to it. Working class people got tricked into turning over their income to be a floor for the US stock market. I always decline 401k benefits at corpo jobs and I love the looks of bewilderment and attempted lectures I’ve received. It’s pretty obvious that HR or someone gets kickbacks for enrolling new employees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe it or not I’m sober. Or am I misunderstanding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering it’s a clickbait content theft mill run by state actors serving malware ads, of course they will write whatever it takes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brain blowing orgasms⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Post nut catastrophe :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they are two bangin shirts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, he has a solid wholesale connect on modest but durable garmets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Venezuelan Migrant Sent to Guantánamo Bay Is ‘Not a Criminal,’ Family Pleads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re 30+ years in. They’re just going mask off now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The finger imprints in bottom left make this visual much more striking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doordash deserves it's fate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you on drugs? Please share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doordash deserves it's fate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I will always get a good laugh at people who are shocked that private courier services are expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some eggs for my 'murican friends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry we can’t have those either becuase we’re too [something] to raise our kids. They got pulled and reformulated in the US because of choking hazards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did a simple phone call become so problematic?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The paranoid narcissim in this thread in incredible. I have no idea how some people function at all if the idea of a phone call unravels them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you elaborate on how a video is different from a video essay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada exists because the united states exist. You produce no products of mention. Geographically, canada is a research colony. US is still a slave colony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally just lost some language and mathematics by reading your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I choose well groomed.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I choose well groomed.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone have a higher res version?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punk circa 1200 AD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The clergy don’t deserve a pass. Throw bricks at them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Charging doesn't want you to know this one simple weird old trick⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just one data point. We need a few hundred teslas flipped to make any sense of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to move⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dehumanizing language is a tactic of fascism. We don’t have to take that same route.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But did they flush any paper towels?

  On a serious note: untreated mental illness can explain a lot of seemingly inexplicable behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Professional father right here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re pick me shoes. They get attention as intended, but some folks apparently don’t like the type of attention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro is lighter than light⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having no mass means you are required to travel at the speed of light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m only upvoting as a means of pointing at the gif of the same comment above your comment in my feed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, not that time though. It was a photo finish for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it prevents you from having to slowly walk your bike up a hill doubled over in pain keeping an eye out for a large bush or high hedge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has marital problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah Christ is an awful cunt