GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Nintendo omits original Donkey Kong Country Returns team from the remaster’s credits 1 day ago:
The original creators obviously have nothing to fucking do with a remaster.
A remaster of what…? Hey, shut up.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 3 days ago:
Honestly, you should legally be
allowedobligated to beat someone like that to death with their own device.FTFY.
- Comment on I met someone who had this tattooed 1 week ago:
“I only use butter from cows that were fed nothing but butter their whole lives!”
- Comment on Can astronauts jerk off or toss the troff in space? Would their heart monitors would show it to be elevated? Or can or has any two astronauts ever had sex in space? 1 week ago:
Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!
- Comment on Don't worry if you don't get this. It doesn't even matter. 1 week ago:
My interpretation was Pennywise eggs integers excitement of atoms. That was a Frank Zappa song, wasn’t it?
- Comment on Netflix bad... Shocker, I know 1 week ago:
Another zinger!
And “shag?” Really? You can curse on the fucking Internet, Mr. Powers.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
“Did you fart, or was that me?”
“I’m… not sure.”
- Comment on Netflix bad... Shocker, I know 2 weeks ago:
Hey hey Felix! Back with your shit takes again, i see!
Another way of seeing it is they’re pissed about a service not working as advertised.
Examples for your reading comprehension impaired self:
So I look at their docs and they state that safari should be able to play 4k full quality (yk, the thing I’m fucking paying for)
On Netflix’s own fcking website it states that edge should be able to play 4k no issue
Obviously they’re the stupid ones for simply believing what the company stated. Next time they’ll know to ask you for your input first!
- Comment on Duh 2 weeks ago:
No no no. Southern plumbing says “bless your heart” when you flush.
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 2 weeks ago:
Graphic. I’d like them to French kiss my hairy balloon knot.
- Comment on NGL I would watch this 3 weeks ago:
“Not only does Gatorade bend better, it’s better for you!”
- Comment on Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure 3 weeks ago:
Part of the indoctrination i received at military school was to salute the squirrel on post. When i asked if there’s more than one, which one do u salute, i was informed that’s there’s actually just one squirrel, “and it’s damn fast. If you see two or three in a group, that’s just The Squirrel.”
- Comment on What Is The Most 80s Movie Ever? 3 weeks ago:
Using words, i assume.
- Comment on Anon sets a trap 3 weeks ago:
“The box! THE BOX!!”
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 3 weeks ago:
We’re talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 3 weeks ago:
You don’t speak for everyone. Kiddo.
- Comment on You need to accept yourself 4 weeks ago:
All glory to Space King!
And get these filthy girls out of here!
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
You don’t get out very often.
- Comment on Good morning I choose it's nipply out. 4 weeks ago:
“It’s a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter.”
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
I’m liking the change I’m seeing: fewer CEOs.
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
Can’t murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
Look around. Read the room. You don’t speak for “everyone,” kiddo.
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
It’s anecdotal, but i remember those stories floating around the first couple days after, as well.
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.
- Comment on Funko, BrandShield speak out about itch.io takedown 5 weeks ago:
Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”
- Comment on Latest photo of assassin suspect released by NYPD 1 month ago:
Ha! Got’eem!
- Comment on Latest photo of assassin suspect released by NYPD 1 month ago:
Why do y’all keep posting these blank pictures? Is it a new meme I’m unaware of? I don’t see shit.