GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 11 hours ago:
“Get this fucking nuance away from me. ASS!”
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 12 hours ago:
But, how else are you supposed to know that THEY’RE enlightened and superior, if they don’t loudly proclaim it at every given opportunity? Hmmmm?!
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 12 hours ago:
October 3. The one after the sun imploded.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 13 hours ago:
“Hey! Didja know she has an ass! We here at Rockstar aren’t sure you’re aware she’s got cakes, so we thought you’d like to know! ASS!”
saved you a click.
- Comment on Marvel Officially Retitles Thunderbolts as The New Avengers 1 day ago:
Hey, don’t worry. Apparently, low-effort videogame movies are about to take over for the next 15-20 years, thanks to CHICKEN JOCKEY.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 day ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Your majesty 3 days ago:
“Hey everybody! This guy says that Pluto is a mutha fuckin’ planet!”
- Comment on Are there any books, video games, comics or movies you think would work if adapted into a TV series? 3 days ago:
“Balderdash! I’m sure this next iteration of Subverting Expectations ^TM^ will finally pay off!”
- Comment on Are there any books, video games, comics or movies you think would work if adapted into a TV series? 3 days ago:
Based on the last 5-10 years of adaptations?
None. Stop. Don’t. They’ll just destroy whatever it is.
- Comment on A test on how online you are 5 days ago:
That what i said!
Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm
- Comment on A test on how online you are 5 days ago:
We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.
- Comment on A test on how online you are 5 days ago:
Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!
- Comment on Is it true that femboys are "fetishized" by right-wingers or something like that? Or is my friend(who told me this) tripping balls? 5 days ago:
I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.
Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 1 week ago:
“…pants?”
- Comment on Literal interpretation 1 week ago:
Oh man, i know.
Back in the day, I used to run a shuttle of a dozen dogs to what’s it called? Magnuson Park? Something like that in Seattle. And it’s simply not possible to keep track of 12 dogs chocolate landmines, so I’d inevitably pick up three or four “cold ones” each trip.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 1 week ago:
ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 1 week ago:
Unless you grab the wrong loaf… chilly surprise!
- Comment on Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game 1 week ago:
“What? Who cares? YOU’LL WATCH IT. Fuck you.”
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 2 weeks ago:
Outta sight.
- Comment on I only ordered one because it's "realistic" 2 weeks ago:
Just a really smelly box is all.
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
Sword with looting and fire aspect. Enjoy your leather and cooked steak.
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 2 weeks ago:
That’s a hella dope position
- Comment on oh yeeeeeee 2 weeks ago:
“My son is also named Bort.”
- Comment on Who should america be more concerned about MS-13 or Russia? 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.
- Comment on Who should america be more concerned about MS-13 or Russia? 2 weeks ago:
I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…
- Comment on The pre burn 2 weeks ago:
Andy Dick? Half of LA has stories about that guy.
- Comment on The pre burn 2 weeks ago:
Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”
- Comment on The pre burn 2 weeks ago:
If the picture SA’s you, then yes.
- Comment on Is 4chan dead forever? Where are the refugees going? 2 weeks ago:
It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool.
- Comment on God bless that flag 2 weeks ago:
I’m so torn. I always upvote a depressedpoochie, but MURICA…