Another redundant app

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• EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “man develops app to discover women are cute without makeup, more at 11”

  Any man that whines about women wearing makeup in any way is just signaling to everyone he’s a waste of their time.

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  • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God forbid men have a preference women don’t approve…

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    • stray@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Having a preference and whining are not the same thing.

      Things that are fine to say in relevant social contexts:

      • You look really cute without makeup.
      • I prefer lighter makeup.
      • I love heavy makeup looks.
      • I have sensory issues and can’t stand the smell of makeup at all.

      Things that are creepy to say in any context:

      • Women use makeup as a lie to trick men.
      • I want a traditional woman who doesn’t paint her face like a clown.
      • I don’t know how she expects to attract a man when she’s not even putting in any effort to do basic makeup.
      • I bet she’s really ugly without all that makeup.

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    • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sorry, that sounds awfully close to whining about women wearing makeup.

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not all men, but definitely you

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    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Found the manchild who cannot get it up. Sad.

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    • Tiresia@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God forbid a woman doesn’t want to hang out with you.

      (repeat for all women until no woman wants to hang out with you)

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  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You seriously need to calm down.

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    • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You seriously need to stop following me

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drop the “usually”

  Very much still a boy if you don’t know this

  Some guys sadly never reach the requisite level of maturity to graduate to manhood.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah lol I’d say most men have seen at least a couple women without makeup. Like if nothing else moms/aunts/sisters/cousins, if not friends/intimate partners (if they’re attracted to/date women on the latter point)

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …and some women look better without than others. Do we all understand skin quality is variable?

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What? Men should know makeup alters your appearance, but how is one supposed to divine how much? Some people are naturally attractive or use less than others. Some people can look drastically different with clever techniques. Some use a ton, that’s not apparent in photos.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’re talking about reality of the situation.

      not the emotionally charged rage bait of it.

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    • hraegsvelmir@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think anyone is suggesting that you should be able to work it out in your head for every single woman you see, but that makeup actually doing the thing it exists to do shouldn’t be this massive shock to anyone who has any close relationships with women in their normal lives. Acting like this app is some big gotcha moment as it’s portrayed is maybe one smidge better than being shocked to find out on your 30th birthday that women poop.

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  • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the ‘no true man’ social exclusion strategy, favoured by bitter women everywhere.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hello, I’m an actual man

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    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and actual men everywhere too.

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I expect sexism in the comments and I’m still disappointed every time. Yikes. Do better Lemmy.

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  • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Right? Holy shit. I am surprised and a bit perturbed by how many people are on board with sexism in this thread

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A lot of parts of Lemmy have a sexism problem

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  • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why don’t you accept people for who they are and stop setting your own never fulfilled expectations?

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• SolarPunker@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Natural is also attractive

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Makeup is art, and the face is a canvas. The only time when it isn’t okay is when it becomes an expectation rather than something done freely.

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  • urheber@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Literally! What’s everyones deal… Omg

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• lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Modern make up sucks. Used to, women put on lots of make up to look all glamorous and sexy. Now they put on lots of make up to look like a Quake map.

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  • sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Quake maps are sexy

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    • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you think that’s sexy. You’ll jizz your pants playing Hrot. That game is a masterwork in using shades of brown. It’s also probably the best of the new boomershooters.

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m curious what that has to do with the makeup itself, and not the application.

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    • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quake maps are famous for being primarily shades of brown. The make up is just shades of brown like Quake maps.

      Ever since the Kardashians became famous, women tend to imitate this look when they want to look glamorous. I’ve never been a fan of that style of make up. I especially raise an eyebrow when white women do it because it kinda seems like brown face to me.

      When my woman gets all dolled up, I want her looking like Dr. Frank-N-furter.

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• booscience@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now do this for guys based on what they drive, wear, and what cologne they wear

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  • casmael@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know what they say about guys with penises right

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They drink water, right?

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They wear shoes…?

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whack it?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a Kangoo from 2014 (zero options), how big is my penis?

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    • booscience@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gargantuan. Of sheer immeasurable proportions.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Right is much better.

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  • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    K

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am also a lesbian. 😄

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• khaleer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Man develops app to put pre-made filter on top of women photo to match developer’s opinions based on too much of JoeRogan and other such podcasts”

  I never thought that journalism in 2026 could match back side of my comic book mag from 2006…

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t even bother with dating profiles where every single photo has a filter on it. It’s anyone’s guess what the person actually looks like.

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  • ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Apparently it’s even easier than ever as you can just give a selfie to AI models and it can do all the “photoshopping” for you without actually learning those skills.

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder what the plan is for when they meet someone in real life?

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i think my favorite is profiles where every photos is them on vacation.

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    • ApertureUA@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Welcome to planet Earth

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• minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah but how accurate is it?

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  • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d imagine not very, also it’s kind of gross in a hard to quantify way, at lest hard for me.

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    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gross in the this makes me insecure because I use makeup to hide my imperfections and compete socially kind of way?

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  • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Accurate? Like, seriously, it’s clearly a degenerative generative AI tool, it’s literally imagining things the way its designer would probably approve, and you turn it into sick advocacy of misogynist people bitching about body art? I’m leaving your comments as they are, as a testament to how sick this is, but please do reconsider your world view, you seem to be more than capable of that.

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• tixnou@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  vaguely related but i think we should normalize men wearing makeup

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As you wish…

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    • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’re not gonna take it!

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what makeup specifically?

    certain kinds of makeup are more normalized than others.

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    • tixnou@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just the usual female makeup idk. concealer and stuff

      also i didnt know that plenty of men already wear it, thats great to hear. although i imagine it’s still perceived as weird if you make it a lot more obvious than that :<

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  • jackintosh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    JD Vance?

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    • tixnou@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i like to think that jd vance is in a relationship with peter thiel and hes just doing what thiel wants him to do

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• RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, men usually have Makeup X-ray vision. We can see right through it, and we all know exactly how much you’ve personally applied, and how good your personal natural skin is. True story.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder what all that blank space used to say.

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  • LarsIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men who have actual relationships with women usually know this because they see us without makeup and even naked metimes.

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• Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not at all surprised literally nobody in this cesspit of a thread noticed that OP figured out what the app is actually for.

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• Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whats with the weird spacing of the reply?

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  • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men [who have actually slept with a woman] know this

    That’s my guess.

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  • Juice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At first I thought it was whited out but now I think its intentional and tbh I fw this

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    • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That makes it look edited though. I like the other guy’s idea as to what was edited out.

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