casmael

@casmael@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub says UK visitors down 77% since age checks came in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The figure I remember was like +1600% but now I can’t remember if I’m making that up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's decision to axe Windows 10 is driving Apple PC sales growth — users buy Macs instead of AI PCs despite Microsoft’s push for Copilot+ PCs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately the word ‘despite’ has been badly damaged as a result of the improper loads applied by this headline. It looks like it’ll be out of action for at least a couple months, maybe past the end of the season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  duke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds interesting where did you go in your nine lifetimes before working out my dodgy spelling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ;);););););)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No Saxons in the north - Northumbria - north of the Humber - inhabited by Danes, celts, Picts, general naredowells, chancers and rakes etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y = -x²⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry bud I don’t speak maths

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a masquerade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me mr vicious, can you explain the reference for the people at home 🎤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Infinite improbability drive means it’s already been done, we’re just dropping by to take a look, really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  joke’s on you, I’m zaphod beeblebrox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  laugh track

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking lmao (razor sharp commentary)

  But seriously there is something very comedic about the general nature of the complaint - just ‘stop making mistakes, man’ stop doing dumb shit idk, no need to be any more specific I suppose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mammals that chose ants and termites as food almost never go back - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bless you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour’s New Data Law is a ‘Blank Cheque’ for Farage to DOGE Britain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they stupid? Yes. Are they intentionally making bad decisions? Also probably yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I was gna say something like this - the crab is on the other foot, if you get my drift

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches youtube⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a true fact?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good I'm in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Brainballs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a horrid little graph⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My lord you have outdone yourself with this meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK continues to lag behind Europe for cycling-friendly towns and cities, new data from PeopleForBikes finds.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t need to commission a report to find that out - they could just have asked me. And i can’t even ride a bike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Incredibly based thank you for your service o7