Ilovethebomb

@Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like seriously, go get some experience first and come back to me kid⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Arent Hexbear defederated by basically everyone though? How do you even get there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨didnt do it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  4am workout sounds incredibly bleak, you’d have to be basically a pro athlete to make that worthwhile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Loser Celebration Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think Heymeer intended to kill anyone, otherwise he would have chosen a weapon that moves faster than jogging speed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same damn comment, every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  23 isn’t particularly old at all.

  If you don’t want to do online dating, try doing something where you will meet other people your age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I chose mine because it pays well.

  Also, do you live with your parents? Because these comments definitely have that vibe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what they asked.

  These are people who have chosen a career in that industry, and spent years training to do so.

  Why would someone choose that career path, over, say an artist or fitness coach? What would be their motivation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And this goober thinks people are willing to do it for the love of society.

  Nah mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if you would be willing to do that, I doubt there would be enough to make a system like this work.

  There’s a reason plumbers are so well paid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you’re dealing with literal human faeces, that’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These are all things that people enjoy doing though, and there is a certain amount of glory in doing them.

  Do you think your plumber or electrician would be willing to work for free?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cleverly titled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The movie just kinda missed the point on a lot of stuff, I didn’t think very highly of it at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about AAA sales⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it’s the tism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about AAA sales⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure it’s because most of the people here are on the spectrum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about AAA sales⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All of which this platform will be oblivious to, because Lemmy just doesn’t do satire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia wants to legalize cars stolen in EU⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can imagine neighboring countries jus banning the export of vehicles to Russia, in that case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got an ad in this community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy just doesn’t get satire, does it?

  This is top quality shitposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just got an ad in my lemmy inbox.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Very strange individual, even by Lemmy standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It hurts.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone followed true north, and someone followed magnetic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy "don't believe anything you see and hear" day! Also known as "day of morons"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All the April fools day content I’ve seen so far has been pretty weak, I think the idea has somewhat run it’s course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asmeinkampf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “never recommend channel” will get rid of the twit permanently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a writing workshop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it’s the wording that’s the problem, that doesn’t come off as a malicious comment at all to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a writing workshop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ouch, poor dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a writing workshop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he had that kind of charisma and confidence, he wouldn’t be a virgin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So hungover and so horny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure you can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The original Lemmy shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What club?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your service⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Violet licks other people’s armpits though, that’s her thing. People don’t lick hers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to go to New York, it would seem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What you wear to a club, and what you’d wear to a corporate office are quite different though.

  This is definitely something intended to be worn while entertaining company.