Breaking news: people on TikTok are illiterate; water is wet; sky is blue
No one spells "lose" anymore
Submitted 3 weeks ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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becausechemistry@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Soggy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not just tiktok, I see people here (and everywhere) misuse “anymore” all the time these days. It needs to follow a negative!
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Similarly, everyday is an adjective. Every day is when something happens daily.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🤓 ackchyually…
Water is not wet. Water makes things wet.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Water makes water wet. Checkmate, atheist.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only if it’s a single atom of water, which would make it water vapor, not water.
If water makes things wet, then it makes the other water wet too.
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Woah buddy, I’ma need you to pump the breaks
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You loost me on this one.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’ve been following this English teacher on Instagram, who has had every attempt at getting kids to read thwarted by the school admins, who don’t want anything ‘woke’ or ‘political’ or too challenging in any way. Which left this teacher with an empty library by the time the admin was done.
So it’s not the kids’ fault, it’s not social media’s fault, it’s not even the teacher’s fault. It’s pearl clutching, conservative, anti ‘woke’, horse dewormer enjoying, piss drinkers that want these kids to stay stupid and unquestioning, and to have the reading ability of 5th graders.
I guess that if you put a bunch of religious fruitcakes that think science and education are woke devil magic in charge of things, you’re going to end up with half educated children. Who would’ve thought?
vector42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Come on, it’s a little social media’s fault, too. They also benefit from these kids staying stupid and unquestioning. I agree with everything else you said, though.
Chiahna@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I was actually corrected on this not too long ago, and I am happy to report that I now remember the correct spelling!
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ready to take on accept vs. except now?
ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Or “the reason is that” instead of “the reason is because”?
I have David Foster Wallace to thank for this little gift of constantly hearing a very common grammatical error of little consequence.
stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am definitely one of those who makes typos and gets mad about this but - the internet needs to get more pedantic about spelling and grammar mistakes again.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t it be great if the internet automatically rejects any post that contains a lie or grammar/spelling error? The internet would get cleaned up SO DAMN QUICKLY! 😄
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You laugh. I dream of this.
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fun fact, the current pronunciation of “lose” likely comes from people in the past confusing it with “loose”! Quoting the OED:
The regular modern English pronunciation representing Old English losian would be /ləʊz/; the standard English pronunciation /luːz/ seems to be due to association with LOOSE v., which in some contexts (e.g. to loose hold) closely approaches this verb in meaning.
Otherwise it would probably be pronounced as /ləʊz/ (similar to nose, pose, close, etc.).
So people in the past doing the conflation - totally fine, accepted, and normal. Because you learned it from the start. But people now doing the same kind of conflation - unacceptable, illiterate, stupid. Because that’s new and different.
People are afraid of change, who knew…
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Lowe’s
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But people now doing the same kind of conflation - unacceptable, illiterate, stupid. Because that’s new and different.
Sure, BUT have you ever considered that [your generation] is the bestest generation and every generation that came after is weird, dumb, and bad?
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I spell lose as lose :3
When I was learning english I used to confuse the spelling though, cause the word lose to me sounds like the same sound as the double o in other words :3. Though once I got used to the weird english spelling rules I fixed that problem. Now if only I could remember which way round desert and dessert are…
orclev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now if only I could remember which way round desert and dessert are…
Handy memory trick on that one, the one you want more of has more S’s in it.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Native English speaker here, lose/loose are tough ones.
Looking at both words I could see how either one could be pronounced either way.
Thanks French (I suspect)!
It’s useful to keep in mind that written words are merely an attempt to record sounds, and when these spellings occurred these words were very likely pronounced much differently than today.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Neither word is of french origin, im pretty sure :3
Anywho, yeah I know a large part of why english spelling is the way that it is is because of things like the great vowel shift, which came after the spelling standardizations, as well as the mix of germanic, latin, and french (norman) influences all coming with their own spelling rules (as well as one off words borrowing spellings from other languages like spanish), but as someone coming from a language with pretty consistent spelling where loan words are adapted phonetically, the whole mess of having to know the origin of the word to even begin to vaguely grasp at the spelling was an adjustment lol.
I mean, the weirdest spelling related quirk in my native language is that we have letters referred to as “nasal letters” which are not in any way pronounced nasally hah :3 compared to english, it’s a walk in the park
MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Everyone’s throwing out weird mnemonic with alliterative desserts… But it’s just “stressed” backwards.
If you’re stressed, you should have some desserts to calm down!
spizzat2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Now if only I could remember which way round desert and dessert are…
My favorite deSSert is Strawberry Shortcake.
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You eat a dessert and it makes you fatter, just like how it’s fatter than desert
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I loosed it by losing 150 pounds. It’s a biological bummer that one can literally deflate themselves.
Skanky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet your waste size dropped at least 5 sizes!
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I dropped from a 52 to a 38. I’ve since gained 60 of those pounds back, but a lot of it’s muscle.
I kept the fat guy jeans to remind myself of where I started. Body dysmorphia’s a huge issue.
KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
My version of this is “casted”.
The past tense of cast is cast.
Inde Navarrette was not ‘casted’ as Rogue in the X-Men, but she was cast in the role. I’m sick of hearing illiterate idiots use that word every time some sort of movie news comes out.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah I see this everyday now, really seems like noone spell’s things wright anymore!
imvii@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
There just dum.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It equals zero cents!
JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same people that think you can target fat.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
You can.
But with diet.
As my bodybuilder friends would say - abs are made in the kitchen (for them anyway, rest of us fatties just get less fat in the kitchen).
tquid@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Two others I mourn the death of, as in, it’s more often done wrongly than not, at least on the Internet:
“Led” as the past tense of “lead”: I basically never see it any more. People just use “lead” for the past tense; and
Singular “die.” People just use “dice” for both plural and singular. Though I occasionally see plural “die.” I hate this.
baronvonj@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
die vs dice was dead IRL among non-TTRPG crowds long before the Internet was adopted by the masses.
derfunkatron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It might be possible that dice took over in usage because most people are never introduced to the concept of dice being singular. Very few mainstream dice based games from my childhood used less than two dice: Monopoly, Yahtzee, Farkle, Risk, Parcheesi, Backgammon. Trouble is the only one I remember that used a single die and that game didn’t even let you roll it.
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
the dumb led by the dumb
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It would help if lose didn’t have the double O “oo” sound so when people who rely on phonetics sound it out they avoid stumbling into the loose trap.
Hubi@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I am totally okay with this tbh, it’s one of the words that I struggled with when I learned English in school. It makes no sense that lose and loose sound the same.
lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not sure if you’re joking or completely unaware that they don’t actually sound the same…
Hubi@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I’d wager they sound the same to most non-native speakers in a casual conversation.
rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They don’t. One is lose (loo-zz), the other is loose (loo-ss).
brownsugga@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Haha yeah totally /s
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does no one think it’s weird how OP is copying and pasting other people’s complaints here?
We’re not talking to the person who is annoyed. OP isn’t venting. They’re just bringing threads of negativity to the fediverse here and turning this place into reddit 2.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You are commenting on administration and procedure. What do you think of the common spelling error? It’s hardly negative unless you see the world darkly.
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ragebait makes the internet a worse place and that’s all this is. Just riling people up about a non-issue because the original post got a lot of upvotes. OP is a spambot.
It’s also very hypocritical to me how a community that’s so anti-AI (for the record, I agree) has no problem with other types of stolen content. Reposting someone’s work without credit is fine as long as it doesn’t touch a model, I guess.
KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This spelling has been around for a while now and it seems like it is here to stay. I hate it so much.
When the arm fat gets loose, where does it go?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Once it’s looseded, nobody knows where it goes.
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For most ladies, it sheds off during bouts of bingo at the community center.
wopalopa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
QuietGenesis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes but that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. They’re two different words used to explain different concepts. Just spell them and articulate yourself correctly.
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
words merging is a thing that happened countless times in English’s history. why make a fuss about this one?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Or in this case, devolve.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They do it for engagement, half the comments will be dimwits correcting their spelling.
nightlily@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
It’s never going to happen as modern English is six small children in a trench coat but it’d be lovely if there was a spelling reform like German went through. While there are one or two quirks (long/short unspelled vowels, no one pronounces -ig properly, Berliners insist on being weirdos), you can generally know exactly how a written word is pronounced in (standard) German.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
A similar one I see quite often is “and” when it should be “an”. Not sure if it’s an auto-complete thing or they genuinely don’t know the difference, maybe due to their accent/dialect. Either way it’s like getting tripped while walking when stumbling over it in a sentence.
58008@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not a grammar nazi, but I like to be helpful to people who want help:
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Lose: Pronounced “loose”, as in “if you’re gonna challenge me to explain the difference between ‘lose’ and ‘loose’ well, ha, let’s just say you’re gonna lose/loose”
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Loose: Pronounced “lose”, as in “just how lose/loose do you think AOC’s anal sphincter really is?”
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Noone” is another one I’ve been seeing recently. Should be “no one”.
Less common but more confusing is using “are” for “our”.
More young people should be mad about the shitty education they got, instead of taking correction as a personal attack.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I lost it by trying to press play too many times on screenshots of videos
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Spelling reform (the natural way) is spooky
hakase@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
So much badlinguistics in this thread I don’t even know where to start.
toxicbubble@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i miss when the internet was full of grammar nazis instead of actual nazis
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FTFY. I hope that helps.
/s
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
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People who proclaim others are Grammar Nazis generally may need to focus more on spelling and less on cheesy melodrama.
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Capitalize the first word in your sentences and use proper punctuation, citizen.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
gramnar nazi’s