LostCarcosan
@LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
- Comment on Evil Bisexuals 1 week ago:
What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row
Something something 37 dicks in a row
- Comment on Interesting movie detail you've never noticed 1 week ago:
Sure, but drawing a thin white line across a jpeg wouldn’t stop that
- Comment on Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war 2 weeks ago:
Wow, what an incredibly misinformed and uneducated take. I’d like to ask you for a link for your sources, but I don’t want to see a picture of your asshole
- Comment on I love family camping, staring into the fire. 2 weeks ago:
You’re the one who’s crazy!
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
I was coming here to post this! Never been able to scratch the itch for such fun psychic powers in a game since
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 2 weeks ago:
Labor jobs don’t make you look like that. They make you hunched over and limping and kinda fat looking. Also an alcoholic
Source: worked labor in my early years and finally decided to quit just as the hunch started to develop
- Comment on No one spells "lose" anymore 2 weeks ago:
You eat a dessert and it makes you fatter, just like how it’s fatter than desert
- Comment on People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process? 2 weeks ago:
And then you have to go on a increasingly bad four movie revenge arc where you kill thousands of people across the globe and then finally die alone
- Comment on culture 3 weeks ago:
He’s not watching someone take a shit
- Comment on Would you eat 'honey' if humans spat phlegm on pollen and then dehydrated it? 3 weeks ago:
If my mother/sister/daughter was a wet nurse, I’d have zero problems with it if they did it by their own choice. Same as if they were able to bottle and sell their own breastmilk for a couple extra bucks, kinda like how people are able to donate blood or plasma or semen for a little money sometimes.
Provided it’s not being abused and they are not enslaved or abused into doing it, I don’t see a problem with it
- Comment on Take cover 4 weeks ago:
So, you say you aren’t out of touch and then immediately describe how out of touch you are
As an aside, it’s been a long while since I hired someone who was unemployed
I have 10 years of experience in my field and two difficult certifications where even one is uncommon and highly desired. I am a prime hire. When my company got out bid and had to lay off the entire workforce, it still took me almost 7 months to get rehired and that was with sending an average of roughly 40 applications out every day. I used my entire savings and my partner had to dip into theirs to supplement rent in that time. The single one that called me back ended up hiring me.
Now, let’s do a little math since your terminal victim brain can’t seem to empathize with people less lucky than you got in life: assume a quick and decent personalized letter only takes 10 minutes. Not so bad, right? For 40 applications, that’s 400 minutes divided by 60 (the number of minutes in an hour) and you get 6.66 repeating. Nearly 6 and a half hours per day just doing a ‘quick letter’ and you’re complaining that you have to ask a couple more questions during an interview, where’re you’re still making money. You’re right that one of us is definitely an out of touch fucking moron and it sure as hell isn’t me
- Comment on Take cover 4 weeks ago:
I thought it was pretty fuckin obvious what the other people are saying, but I suppose being an out of touh moron is a requirement to be an employer. Realize the struggle people face and how shitty the job searching economy is and get over yourself. Stop asking for cover letters
- Comment on how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras 4 weeks ago:
The cameras gather more than jusy video. They also scan wifi and bluetooth and can still capture people who walk/drive by with any device that can communicate on wifi or bluetooth
- Comment on Seen in college dorm. People are really smart there 5 weeks ago:
Rubber stop could totally leave marks on the floor
- Comment on I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny. 5 weeks ago:
Almost like some kind of hub, for porn
- Comment on Google just had its first negative cash flow quarter due to massive AI spending 1 month ago:
So you just let Gemini summarize and then make up and add random shit to the outdated and useless results for you?
Very convenient and lazy, indeed
- Comment on Angles don't seem to work for me? 2 months ago:
You can usually find whatever media a character is from by looking up the character. In this case, the character Frieren is from the show Frieren
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I dunno, that one CEO surely didn’t think Mangione’s alleged rage was very impotent, and all the other CEOs that got scared didn’t think so, either. Unfortunately the American people let Luigi down, though
- Comment on Guess the game (#004) 2 months ago:
Plus a villain voiced by Tim Curry!
- Comment on So wise. 2 months ago:
I mostly follow what you did here. Did you times 6 by 3, then 7 by 3 and then times both 6 and 7 by half, then sparate them to add together?
Forgive me, I took Algebra I 5 times in high school
- Comment on Ez gg 2 months ago:
Sure, but the guy you’re arguing with is just saying that the USA is gonna be gone before humanity in general is gone
- Comment on I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it? 2 months ago:
In addition to what everyone else said, the summons are pretty cool, as well. You can summon multiples of a creature as well as direct them all to attack a specific enemy if there’s one fucker in a group that needs a jumping, and you can consume your summoned creatures to regain mana (or health, it’s been a while since I played last and I can’t remember exactly.)
There’s also a spell that causes targets to explode into cheese. And it works on your summons. So, infinite cheese is neat, I suppose
- Comment on California voters 2 months ago:
Oh, yeah, the guy being actively paid by PG&E, Chevron and Meta is a way safer choice, obviously. There’s no way Becerra, taking money from Chevron, would make decisions against the best interests of the State or its citizens and in favor of Chevron. You’re such a smart boy making good and informed decisions
- Comment on Is there a community for cursed pictures? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Flipper!! 3 months ago:
I’m sure if you’re a bootlicking, barely literate troglodyte it is amazing to be on ml
- Comment on Would the US (if not the entire world) be better if that kid didn't break in to Harambe's enclosure over in the Cincinnati Zoo back in 2016? 3 months ago:
I’m gonna be real with you: if I actually went out and said this shit in public, I would be arrested, First Amendment be damned.
No, you wouldn’t.
Source: I spout this kinda shit constantly and am currently not arrested
- Comment on What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ?? 3 months ago:
Secret World was so fucking amazing at launch, then got absolutely ruined when it was turned into Legends. It is the one game that actually makes me mourn its passing
- Comment on Amazon Just ERASED Your Library. You Have 90 Days. 3 months ago:
I think it was the right amount of rudeness and aggressiveness.
What a bootlicky and corporate apologist comment. Yikes.
- Comment on i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception 3 months ago:
I had no idea Skillet was Christian rock until well after highschool. I think Monster is one of their more popular songs and does a pretty good job showcasing their general vibes
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 3 months ago:
The meme is called Loss. There was a webcomic of… Questionable quality that was generally supposed to be humorous. At a certain point the author’s wife had a miscarriage and he made a webcomic that portrays him entering the hospital, speaking to a receptionist, speaking to a doctor then walking in to find his wife in the bed in the last panel. It has been memed since then, and abstracted to various shapes following the general visual lines present in the original comic