“They’re eating the dogs” has a whole different meaning now 😨
Dog Love
Submitted 17 hours ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pipi1234@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Understanding this immediately as a European makes me realize I’m wayyy too chronically online.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Right?
I’m constantly amazed how many foreigners are aware of what’s going on in US politics and even details about how our government works.
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It shows how much our shitty politics affect the world. I’m sorry.
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It highlights how bad Americans are at paying attention and doing their homework because most Americans have no fucking clue what’s going on or how their own government works.
To be fair, I’m barely aware of what’s going on in other nation’s politics, but that’s largely because I’m hyper aware of what’s going on in U.S. politics and, unfortunately, that takes up a lot of my time and patience and sanity.
Eq0@literature.cafe 11 hours ago
Honestly, I know more about US politics than about my own country because I spend more time on Lemmy than reading newspapers. And any time on Lemmy automatically exposes you to US news day in day out
Tiral@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
That’s by design. It’s the same reason you aren’t required to take Statistics in high school. If people knew the actual odds of winning the lottery they wouldn’t play. Since the poorest Americans and typically only high school graduates play the lottery religiously it make sense.
I don’t think it’s just not knowing their rights and such. It also needs to get worse before it gets better. Ever maybe change in government across history wasn’t done with protests or signing petitions. It was done with a physical revolution. Until we got that point it will be the same shit.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
#1 is spot on. #2 works both ways, sorta.
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TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 17 hours ago
Of all the insane shit that’s spewed out of that godforsaken country these last 10 years, watching this man try to talk about ensuring victims of bestiality related sex trafficking were still able to apply to the FBI with a straight face was amongst the most insane things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It took me a good srcond for that “victims of” to hit.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
A Republican asked, when Patel said both sides, "you mean the animal? " Patel give a small smile and said something to the effect of no, we got some great canines. Patel goes on to say there’s victims of sexual trafficking forced into bestiality and candidates have been automatically disqualified even though they are victims, but we all know it’s cause they’re letting in weirdos and sexual predators that are like minded and loyal to the regime.
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 14 hours ago
Tried to imply that these people may have been victims of sex trafficking forced to perform bestiality.
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 14 hours ago
My first thought too.
unmagical@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
They don’t forbid hiring from either side of the occurrence!
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
It’s fascism. It starts out insane and then just gets crazier from there.
These are people that shouldn’t be operating a hot dog stand, but the dumbest among us elected a felon rapist conman and these are the people he identifies with, so that’s who gets to run the show.
You can thank our dipshit conservatives and the dipshits that didn’t vote.
Objection@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
Thinking about how there’s gotta be some dogfucker out there going, “Hell yeah I voted for this!” and how he probably has one of the most coherent and internally consistent reasons for voting Republican out of anyone who did.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
db2@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
enkille@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
i can do you one better, original post (maybe) with attribution
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Truly a hero
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Fucking dogs is inherently non-consensual (no matter how sexy they are) so it’s rape and we don’t usually talk about rapists loving their victims.
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You vegan?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 14 hours ago
No but it’s been a minute since I fucked a steak either.
temptationscattreats@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Great news for me! I was ready to congratulate all the people I know who have committed acts of bestiality, even set aside a couple hours on my calendar for it. Didn’t need even a moment of that two hour block because I don’t know a single person who’s ever done that sort of thing.
Now I got two hours to kill and started thinking about something my uncle used to say “I’m fucking this cat, you just hold the tail.” Which was a pretty vulgar thing to say to a 10 year old but also what the fuck Uncle Mike?
notsure@fedia.io 15 hours ago
...angriest upvote i've ever made on the fediverse...fuck you
gogonan@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’d like to measure my love for dogs on the some z-axis which is unassociated with the dog-murder-to-dog-rape spectrum please
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Youre assuming that cashmoney isnt the one getting knotted by a big lab.
I think this is my top 5 for worst sentence Ive ever typed.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
What a terrible day to be literate.
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
sigh upvote
gogonan@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Thanks I hate it
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Can someone please explain to a non American (there are dozens of us! Dozens!)? I understand the Kash Patel reference but who is the lady on the left (even though judging by her Mar a Lago face she’s on the right too) is and why she hates doggos?
Objection@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
That’s Kristi Noem, a Republican who wrote in her autobiography about how she killed her dog after failing to train it and claimed it showed she was capable of doing “dirty, messy, and ugly” things in politics too.
remon@ani.social 14 hours ago
Kristi Noem, used to be secretary of homeland security … she shot her dog.
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Why did she do such a thing? Did it come out as trans?
Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
For admitting sinething like that, she would find her home burnt down on my country. We are animals, but still, american’s lack of reaction sickens me.
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Who’s the zero?
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 17 hours ago
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Holy crap had no idea it was that bad. Just the logistics in assembling an Evil League of Evil like this just boggles the mind
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Bros crying
emmanuel_car@fedia.io 16 hours ago
marcos@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
He was at a congressional hearing yesterday. I don’t know the context, I just saw the except where he explain the FBI hiring practices and a senator questioning why there are legal consequences for the animal in cases of bestiality.
DillDough@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
It gets so much worse than any comment can explain but an important detail that has not been brought up here yet is how Patel argued they had to protect individuals on both sides of beastiality. After being asked for clarification on that, he stated that he would not discriminate against his canine officers over that subject.
The head of the FBI basically admitted to raping canine units in the FBI.
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
plz explain, I am not american, all I know about the us is trump and 9/11
remon@ani.social 14 hours ago
Person on the left shot her dog, person on the right wants to fuck dogs.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
One “was” head of DHS (Dep. Of Homeland Security) the other “is” head of the FBI (Federal Bebureau of Investigation)
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Kristi Noem, on the left, is the former Director of Homeland Security. She was behind a lot of the ICE bullshit, and was fired by Trump a few months back. She bragged in her book that she shot and killed her dog because she couldn’t train it.
Kash Patel, on the left, is the current FBI Director. He’s terrible in every way. But the current news on him is about him changes in the FBI hiring process that include removal of automatic disqualification of those who had previously stolen from their employers or engaged in prostitution or beastiality.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
It’s easy to forget about traitors like Kristi Noem once they’re out of the spotlight. Hopefully this country doesn’t forget to dispense justice to that particular traitor when this is all over. Same goes for traitor Greg Bovino.
mig@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
South Park never forgets
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Hopefully this country doesn’t forget to dispense justice to that particular traitor
😩
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
Where do we count the meat, dairy, etc. industry lobbyist and legislators making exceptions to the laws in almost every state in the US?
As state legislatures began proposing anti-bestiality laws in the 1990s, the agriculture lobby repeatedly opposed the bills
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Of the 27 states that have enacted bestiality statutes since 1990, 24 include nearly identical exemptions for animal husbandry. (Kansas, Iowa, and Delaware’s laws do not.) With the exemptions included, agricultural interests in many states have gone from covertly opposing anti-bestiality bills to either staying mum or even lobbying for them
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 15 hours ago
A farmer may want to make sure the law lets him fist his steers or whatever the farmer lingo is, whilst holding a fancy turkey baster with cow batter for the oven, for money. For more cows.
Does his nephew diddle the sheep? I dunno. What happens in Kansas and stays in Kansas affects me a lot less on the day to day than…
The director of the FBI seemingly and very vocally suspiciously trying to make his dog whistle sexy.
These sick fucks would bring back the coliseum if they could, and make sure they bold on the marquee in big bold letters how the show features wild beasts saying their every appetite.
So yeah, I personally count AG carve outs a few rungs beneath the wtf ladder from googly-eye. The horror machine AG exemptions can and do empower as far animal welfare goes non-withstanding.
Because these weird fascist fucks always project their desires that they want to push on the rest of us in advance and this one is just fucking weird.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
On the low end, I imagine
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
I’d presume that too
GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 13 hours ago
I guess I don’t love dogs as much as I thought I did.
rmrf@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
So like, for real though, the justification for this was that there are people who are victims of trafficking that are forced into this, right?
At face value, that makes sense. I’m not sure whether every state that convicts for beastiality would also create exceptions for victims of trafficking who were forced into it, they certainly do not when it comes to other offenses.
Is there something I’ve missed?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
there are people who are victims of trafficking
You think that’s who Kash is hiring?
rmrf@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
I don’t think Kash is attending most interviews, and I while I use someone’s name as a reason to raise an eyebrow and look into something more than I typically would, I don’t base my reason for it being bad solely on the name of the person who did it.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
So are we putting Hasan Piker at like 3 or 4 then? And what about Michael Vick? If we’re talking about celebritiea with dog stories.
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 1 hour ago
Hasan Piker didn’t shock his dog
rosahaj@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
I’m not sure I like the idea of equating public servants (as misleading a term that may be in this case) to celebrities. I’ve never heard of either of these people outside of the realm of politics, and it just seems like that alone shouldn’t qualify them as such.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
5
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 1 hour ago
What’s wrong with his eyes?
adhdsergio@lemmy.world 2 minutes ago
Nothing, they’re a window to his soul