Smeagol666
@Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
- Comment on Did somebody say 'RAM' ? 6 hours ago:
I’m old and all my old-ass relatives are still using Fuckerberg’s creeper app.
- Comment on Did somebody say 'RAM' ? 14 hours ago:
My old laptop took a shit, so I ended getting a Chromebook because that’s all I could afford. God dammit I fucking hate Google. This bloated piece of shit is slower than anything I’ve owned in the last 15 years. It can’t handle Facefuck and YouSlop being open at the same time.
- Comment on 🧼🫧 🥑 5 days ago:
I avoid blue cheese for the same reason, so I get it. Cilantro tastes good to me though (not like soap).
Dude I used to work with hated KFC because he got soap in his mouth as punishment as a 5-year-old for calling his older brother a cocksucker, which he didn’t know the meaning of. He’d heard it from one of his older brothers. His family was eating KFC that night, so the forced soap eating ruined it for him.
- Comment on Anon hears a dying wish 1 week ago:
I have a better one for the op: don’t die a miserable cnt.
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 5 weeks ago:
So it’s ok to post this, but every sublemmy will ban me (or at least remove my comment) if I type the r-word? What a bunch of hypocrites.
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 5 weeks ago:
Is that you, Randall?
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 5 weeks ago:
I just watched Fight Club again with my gf this morning.
- Comment on o.0 5 weeks ago:
Every time some dipshit offers thoughts and prayers.
- Comment on DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why. 1 month ago:
So basically a microcosm of the whole fucking US government. Yeah, no fucking shit.
- Comment on Anon's class fails expectations 1 month ago:
This was the premise of the TV movie The Wave that came out in the early 80s.
- Comment on Anon's class fails expectations 1 month ago:
Humans are basically diseased chimps so… go figure.
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
Every argument with my ex-wife I ever had.
- Comment on Dog Love 1 month ago:
I feel like they’re trolling SNL and South
ParkAmerica. How do you parody that which is already a joke? - Comment on 1 month ago:
I do, based on an older vid from the guy CADmonkey referenced. My hot water gets to about 120°F.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Marxist Democrats? If only.
- Comment on Bill Gates Warns A.I. Is More Dangerous Than Big Tech Will Admit 2 months ago:
Thanks, Captain Obvious. No we haven’t forgotten that you’re an evil fucking creep.
- Comment on Spoilers 4 months ago:
Spoiler: wait until he finds out about God.
- Comment on I wonder who discovered it 5 months ago:
Ambergris is what “whale vomit” is called, in case anyone didn’t know. I don’t know what beaver anus secretion is called.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
He’s holding it like a dirty diaper. What is that psycho looking at online?
- Comment on Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen. 5 months ago:
Dod-a-chock, jabroni?
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 5 months ago:
Pissmaster from Rick and Morty could have been the hero he always wanted to be on that planet.
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 5 months ago:
I thought you said Piss Rick for a moment, like when Rick Sanchez took on the role of Pissmaster so he wouldn’t be as much of a disappointment to his daughter (I think), after he (Pissmaster) killed himself. Christ, that show was fucking dark.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 5 months ago:
Should I have marked it NSFT for you little tw*ts?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 5 months ago:
Holy shit you younger gens are pussies. Is that better? This is Lemmy Shitpost, isn’t it?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 5 months ago:
I swear lemmings are dumber than redditors. If you read the post, I said she NEVER packed my lunch.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 5 months ago:
I over-reacted by… buying my own lunch? I bet you’re fun at parties. You sound like one of those assholes who like to prank people, but throws a fucking hissy-fit when the same is done them.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 5 months ago:
I did preface it with “my ex-wife”…
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- Comment on Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted. 6 months ago:
The number of hoops you have to jump through will be proportional to how much money you have.
- Comment on It's free real estate 6 months ago: