Smeagol666
@Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Marxist Democrats? If only.
- Comment on Bill Gates Warns A.I. Is More Dangerous Than Big Tech Will Admit 3 days ago:
Thanks, Captain Obvious. No we haven’t forgotten that you’re an evil fucking creep.
- Comment on Spoilers 2 months ago:
Spoiler: wait until he finds out about God.
- Comment on I wonder who discovered it 2 months ago:
Ambergris is what “whale vomit” is called, in case anyone didn’t know. I don’t know what beaver anus secretion is called.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
He’s holding it like a dirty diaper. What is that psycho looking at online?
- Comment on Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen. 3 months ago:
Dod-a-chock, jabroni?
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 3 months ago:
Pissmaster from Rick and Morty could have been the hero he always wanted to be on that planet.
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 3 months ago:
I thought you said Piss Rick for a moment, like when Rick Sanchez took on the role of Pissmaster so he wouldn’t be as much of a disappointment to his daughter (I think), after he (Pissmaster) killed himself. Christ, that show was fucking dark.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 months ago:
Should I have marked it NSFT for you little tw*ts?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 months ago:
Holy shit you younger gens are pussies. Is that better? This is Lemmy Shitpost, isn’t it?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 months ago:
I swear lemmings are dumber than redditors. If you read the post, I said she NEVER packed my lunch.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 months ago:
I over-reacted by… buying my own lunch? I bet you’re fun at parties. You sound like one of those assholes who like to prank people, but throws a fucking hissy-fit when the same is done them.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 months ago:
I did preface it with “my ex-wife”…
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- Comment on Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted. 4 months ago:
The number of hoops you have to jump through will be proportional to how much money you have.
- Comment on It's free real estate 4 months ago:
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 5 months ago:
Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 6 months ago:
All the way, my brother! Fuck Will Smith and his whole fucking family.
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 6 months ago:
Comes with a green lid that’s two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there’s a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.
- Comment on Scientist gives himself brain damage by testing secret audio weapon on himself in attempt to disprove 'Havana Syndrome' 6 months ago:
“Oh, he wasn’t eating his own shit, so it’s not an exact match.”
- Comment on The meaning of life? 6 months ago:
At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 6 months ago:
Tim Pool and Mothercuckers.
- Comment on Fail as you try to act sophisticated 6 months ago:
Rimmer, you silly fucker.
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 7 months ago:
I don’t know nothing about nothing.
- Comment on It’s a beautiful morning! 7 months ago:
I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.
- Comment on Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below) 7 months ago:
Success Kid, Disaster Girl and Grumpy Cat. Same rules apply as AFV: kids and pets win every time.
- Comment on I just went to the doctor's office and my copay is up $5 compared to last year 7 months ago:
My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.
- Comment on really makes you think 7 months ago:
Maybe that’s why they used to call it “hydrophobia”.
- Comment on really makes you think 7 months ago:
I moved from Nebraska to North Carolina 20 years ago and still haven’t adjusted to the nasty taste of chlorinated water. I guess it’s better than getting cholera or e. coli.
- Comment on Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute? 7 months ago:
Having been a 2nd and 3rd shifter most of my adult life, I miss going shopping in the middle of the night when hardly anyone was there.