Smeagol666

@Smeagol666@crazypeople.online

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So basically a microcosm of the whole fucking US government. Yeah, no fucking shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's class fails expectations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This was the premise of the TV movie The Wave that came out in the early 80s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's class fails expectations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans are basically diseased chimps so… go figure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every argument with my ex-wife I ever had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like they’re trolling SNL and South Park America. How do you parody that which is already a joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do, based on an older vid from the guy CADmonkey referenced. My hot water gets to about 120°F.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marxist Democrats? If only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates Warns A.I. Is More Dangerous Than Big Tech Will Admit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Captain Obvious. No we haven’t forgotten that you’re an evil fucking creep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoilers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoiler: wait until he finds out about God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder who discovered it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ambergris is what “whale vomit” is called, in case anyone didn’t know. I don’t know what beaver anus secretion is called.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s holding it like a dirty diaper. What is that psycho looking at online?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dod-a-chock, jabroni?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISSPissTracker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pissmaster from Rick and Morty could have been the hero he always wanted to be on that planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISSPissTracker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you said Piss Rick for a moment, like when Rick Sanchez took on the role of Pissmaster so he wouldn’t be as much of a disappointment to his daughter (I think), after he (Pissmaster) killed himself. Christ, that show was fucking dark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should I have marked it NSFT for you little tw*ts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit you younger gens are pussies. Is that better? This is Lemmy Shitpost, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear lemmings are dumber than redditors. If you read the post, I said she NEVER packed my lunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I over-reacted by… buying my own lunch? I bet you’re fun at parties. You sound like one of those assholes who like to prank people, but throws a fucking hissy-fit when the same is done them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did preface it with “my ex-wife”…

• Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The number of hoops you have to jump through will be proportional to how much money you have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's free real estate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little Boxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All the way, my brother! Fuck Will Smith and his whole fucking family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No lowballs, please. I know what I have.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Comes with a green lid that’s two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there’s a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientist gives himself brain damage by testing secret audio weapon on himself in attempt to disprove 'Havana Syndrome'⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, he wasn’t eating his own shit, so it’s not an exact match.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The meaning of life?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tim Pool and Mothercuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fail as you try to act sophisticated⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimmer, you silly fucker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know nothing about nothing.