Smeagol666
@Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
- Comment on 3 days ago:
He’s holding it like a dirty diaper. What is that psycho looking at online?
- Comment on Made me chuckle when I saw it, so you have to see it too. It cannot be unseen. 6 days ago:
Dod-a-chock, jabroni?
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 2 weeks ago:
Pissmaster from Rick and Morty could have been the hero he always wanted to be on that planet.
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 2 weeks ago:
I thought you said Piss Rick for a moment, like when Rick Sanchez took on the role of Pissmaster so he wouldn’t be as much of a disappointment to his daughter (I think), after he (Pissmaster) killed himself. Christ, that show was fucking dark.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 2 weeks ago:
Should I have marked it NSFT for you little tw*ts?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit you younger gens are pussies. Is that better? This is Lemmy Shitpost, isn’t it?
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 2 weeks ago:
I swear lemmings are dumber than redditors. If you read the post, I said she NEVER packed my lunch.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 weeks ago:
I over-reacted by… buying my own lunch? I bet you’re fun at parties. You sound like one of those assholes who like to prank people, but throws a fucking hissy-fit when the same is done them.
- Comment on Don't fuck with a working man's lunch. 3 weeks ago:
I did preface it with “my ex-wife”…
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- Comment on Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted. 5 weeks ago:
The number of hoops you have to jump through will be proportional to how much money you have.
- Comment on It's free real estate 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 2 months ago:
Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 months ago:
All the way, my brother! Fuck Will Smith and his whole fucking family.
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 2 months ago:
Comes with a green lid that’s two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there’s a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.
- Comment on Scientist gives himself brain damage by testing secret audio weapon on himself in attempt to disprove 'Havana Syndrome' 2 months ago:
“Oh, he wasn’t eating his own shit, so it’s not an exact match.”
- Comment on The meaning of life? 2 months ago:
At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 3 months ago:
Tim Pool and Mothercuckers.
- Comment on Fail as you try to act sophisticated 3 months ago:
Rimmer, you silly fucker.
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 4 months ago:
I don’t know nothing about nothing.
- Comment on It’s a beautiful morning! 4 months ago:
I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.
- Comment on Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below) 4 months ago:
Success Kid, Disaster Girl and Grumpy Cat. Same rules apply as AFV: kids and pets win every time.
- Comment on I just went to the doctor's office and my copay is up $5 compared to last year 4 months ago:
My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.
- Comment on really makes you think 4 months ago:
Maybe that’s why they used to call it “hydrophobia”.
- Comment on really makes you think 4 months ago:
I moved from Nebraska to North Carolina 20 years ago and still haven’t adjusted to the nasty taste of chlorinated water. I guess it’s better than getting cholera or e. coli.
- Comment on Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute? 4 months ago:
Having been a 2nd and 3rd shifter most of my adult life, I miss going shopping in the middle of the night when hardly anyone was there.
- Comment on Anon finds his people 4 months ago:
I think Bill Burr said that if you’re not a rapist, then you’re an incel. If you ask for sex, and she says no, and you go jerk off instead of taking it by force, you are then, in fact involuntarily celibate.
P.S.:I’m still kinda pissed at him for taking the Saudi gig.
- Comment on My most controversial opinion 5 months ago:
I finally tried it once a few years ago, and it was good, but if I’m buying, it’s gotta be pepperoni, shrooms and green pepper.
- Comment on Sensory issues 5 months ago:
Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.
The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.
- Comment on Definitely spongeworthy 6 months ago:
I love a good Clerks reference, here’s some Lemmy Silver {S}.