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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is a Swedish film on this subject. As described on imdb:

    A German business man, Volkswagner, comes to Österlen in the south of Sweden to build Deutschneyland, a gigantic amusement park for German tourists. The local councilors and the member of parliament are all in favor of the idea, although it will turn vast areas into parking lots for cars. The Lindberg family does not like the idea and with the help of a little magic, they start scheming against it.

    There are scenes where they are walking around in the middle of nature going

    Can you imagine a better place for a popcorn stand?

    And stuff like that. www.imdb.com/title/tt0068025/

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hahaha that actually sounds quite funny

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  • judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lots of water for a new datacenter that will allow you to undress minions

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is one sentence with at least three things in it that should be crimes.

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      • judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Still more legal that what happened with Grok

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  • 2fm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone play Satisfactory? Beautiful nature, yet you are directed to exploit the planet. Reminds me of that.

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a Factorio player, what’s more beautiful than an endless concrete sprawl.

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    • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve been playing Arknights Endfield and what makes it feel silly is that the story is all about saving this precious, pristine grassy environment from blight and destruction…and you do it by making giant resource-mining factories.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My latest challenge mode in that game is to try and develop infrastructure while destroying as little of the natural environment as possible.

      This has led to building a number of offshore plants, but the difficulty is having to still run materials to them before unlocking drones to do it for me.

      Whenever I have to build in the interior, I’ve tried to focus on building tall instead of wide so that it doesn’t take up much land space. But that does cause the horizon to become cluttered with a few industrial spires.

      I can’t help but have to destroy some of the environment to get early biofuel power going, but I focus on finding as many crash sites as I can early on to skip to coal as quickly as possible.

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You could make structures that get high and then became wide

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve got to ask yourself, what did Nature ever do to us? Clearly Walwart provides us with food, drinks, computers, entertainment, weapons, …

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tires, eyeglasses, vaccines, live fish (they stopped this one, I think), medicine.

      Nature needs to step up her game.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There might come a day that Walmart has more live fish than nature.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Roads?

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      • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not in america I can assure you that.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to live in a small town who successfully kept out a Walmart and Cracker Barrel. The former because it would have paved over a historic farm and cost millions to extend the sewer, and the latter because “we already have restaurants.”

    I miss that place.

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  • Tomassci@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How beautiful nature would be if we just plagued it with ads…

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I need an AR program “CEO vision” that lets me view pristine natural environments as strip malls

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no no, first you have to make a subdivision with cookie cutter houses and “whimsical” road planning, then you name it after the mountain ecosystem you bulldozed to make it. The is built at the bottom of the mountain on the less important mountain ecosystem.

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    • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Little Boxes.

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  • nuko147@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear George Carlin’s voice.

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  • Francislewwis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nature: perfect as is Humans: needs more parking 😭

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎶 🎵 Paved over paradise,
    and put up a parking lot 🎵🎶

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  • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like Little Tipsoo Lake. Tons of traffic through that area.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why they are dismantling the Forrest service

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well for mining first, then yeah sell the ripped land to companies.

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  • DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think I might know where this picture was taken. Not far from here. Weird.

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    • PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had the same thought. Wallow Whitman National forest? North Matthieu Lake?

      What was your guess?

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      • Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jefferson park maybe?

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mmmm, makes my stockholder value go up ;)

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like… On top of the lake?

    Might actually be nice if it was all wooden and looked a bit like a big beaver dam. 🤔

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’ll drain and pave over the lake.

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