GreenShimada
@GreenShimada@lemmy.world
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
He was also the dealer, so no, I do not and never did.
Though, FWIW, entirely not recommended for long-term practice. That much molly regularly can really mess up your brain chemistry. It didn’t end well for them, but she was also a depressed wreck.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.
- Comment on why am i like this 2 weeks ago:
For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.
Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 2 weeks ago:
They spend all their money on guns, ammo, and red maga hats - what did you expect in Biden’s Economy? /s about the last part
- Comment on Europemaxxing 2 weeks ago:
It’s hilarious to try and go up against the tide of siesta and be pissed about “The store isn’t open? It’s 3:00!!” and then everything ends up being open until like 9pm anyway.
- Comment on Apple a day 2 weeks ago:
Ah, Yer a Libra, Ain’tcha!
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Hey, does he know John Reader and Jeff Lightroom?
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 2 weeks ago:
Such a stupid take. You build a data center in Sydney when all the people are in NY? Think of the latency!
We need to build a giant spherical data center and humans will crawl on the outside like ants. No one will ever be more than the circumference away from another user, and all traffic can be routed through the fastest and shorted physical route.
Then the rest of the earth gives us 24/7 solar power. 10/10 super happy love love!
- Comment on If the bible was AAA 2 weeks ago:
The New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack!
As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
- Comment on If the bible was AAA 2 weeks ago:
You found: Whip - Press X to use
- Comment on Why is society at large okay with euthanasia for pets but not for humans? 2 weeks ago:
What everyone has missed so far:
Societies typically have a value for human life - it’s often cheap. A wrongful death lawsuit is an example of this.
However, individuals with names are where it gets messy and personal and emotional.
The Republican counter to Obamacare was that “Death Panels” would tell you when it was time to put your granny down because she was costing the state too much (what they said, not what Oabamacare’s policy really was). Once it became a question of “look at your Grandma Stevens and ask yourself when it’s time to put her down” that’s when it upset people.
Also, on the flip side, pets are animals that we have forced to some degree, to put up with our BS to have a stable food source. Humans do tons of wacky shit to them. We castrate them, cut off parts of their ears and tails, cut out their uteruses, breed them to be genuine abominations, cut their hair, teach them tricks, make them wear sweaters and shoes and jewelry, and make them eat pellets made by a machine from the parts of animals we don’t want to eat ourselves. Part of breeding them and buying them is the convenience of their lives in ours - we demand they be in our lives, and so people also play a role when they exit our lives. It’s an unnatural life for most pets, and we caused it.
Which all depends on how much a society really gets into pets. Plenty of places eat dogs and cats because it’s meat that grows itself. In parts of Eastern Europe, they only fix stray female dogs, not the males, because the patriarchal men making decisions don’t want to emasculate the boy dogs.
As for euthanasia in general, compassionate care of an aged pet often doesn’t align with how people put down a pet. Many shitbag people drown inconvenient animals, including pets. Some abandon their pets miles from home in hopes of them never coming back. Some only put them down when the vet bills get too expensive. A good vet will show you a chart that helps you understand how much pain an animal is in and let the owner who wants the pet to live forever for the owner’s emotional needs understand that they have to make a decision to end it. This is exceptionally rare, and not the way things go for 99.999% of the species made our pets on this planet.
- Comment on Neighbor very proud of her life choices 2 weeks ago:
Only if I put down a tarp first.
- Comment on Neighbor very proud of her life choices 2 weeks ago:
Awww, I loved P, too!
- Comment on Europemaxxing 2 weeks ago:
That’s not really…ugh, Americans! Stop this misinformation!
Really, there’s not enough coffee listed, you need at least two more espressos in there to be anything close to accurate. And then depending on where you’re at, there could be a nap in there. Plus a 30 minute phone call to your Nonna and half a dozen other people complaining about the drama started with the previous call. Then going to Carrefour or whatever’s close to buy sparkling water, bread, and cheese for dinner because you already have a plastic jug of wine from your parent’s house at home.
- Comment on The sad truth 😔 2 weeks ago:
Is the “shit” part of this post the image quality?
You took a picture of a meme?
- Comment on It's free real estate 2 weeks ago:
Mmmm, makes my stockholder value go up ;)
- Comment on Removed 😔 2 weeks ago:
URGENT DOOTY!!
- Comment on Who killed chippy? 2 weeks ago:
Salsa?
Oh, no wait, nachos?
Sorry, who the F is chippy?
- Comment on & they keep looking at u to monitor ur reaction😰 2 weeks ago:
Being forced to watch a 3 minute video, obviously.
- Comment on Removed 😔 2 weeks ago:
lol, you said doody
- Comment on Lmao 2 weeks ago:
A Palestinian friend once went on this mini rant about how Aladdin wasn’t even Middle-Eastern. Al Addin (according to the friend) means “The Easterner.” So Aladdin should have been Indian or Korean or something.
- Comment on Have we got a show for you. 2 weeks ago:
I would rather watch this.
Do they sing discordant tales of magical bipedal meat beasts from a galaxy far, far away?
- Comment on Found this on reddit, check it out guys 2 weeks ago:
“100 - MAXIMUM CLUCK”
Lovely, top to bottom.
- Comment on had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩 3 weeks ago:
Congrats! 🙌
- Comment on When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits 3 weeks ago:
And look at these fools, just throwing it away!
- Comment on What they took from us 3 weeks ago:
Up until 4am playing Nintendo, up at 8:45 already late for cartoons. 10/10, would be child again.
- Comment on When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits 3 weeks ago:
I’ve seen discarded Dude Wipes wrappers in the trash cans of men’s restrooms a couple times. In office buildings. Not only are these things real, people use them. There’s a fucking market for ball wipes!
- Comment on What they took from us 3 weeks ago:
For a decade that 8am to 12pm slot on Saturdays was back to back gold.
- Comment on When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Well at least you get to be a star on Instagram 3 weeks ago:
Grandma, I thought you said you only had Facebook?
