In the USA, will I be deported to El Salvador for picking the wrong one?
I am definitely a bird me personally
Submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to memes@sopuli.xyz
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OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
ClownStatue@piefed.social 10 months ago
Depends on which state this happens in. The south? Absolutely!
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
Ach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The year is 2113. I’ve just graduated top of my class at the Santa Muerte penal colony in El Salvador. Like my classmates, I will begin my mission to find any remaining survivors in the North American wastelands next week.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Bukele would probably execute them before that happens.
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
So far I’ve only heard of them being Epstein’d - can’t risk knowledge of nuclear fusion falling into others hands… (/s, as if anything it was likely either capitalism or sheer blind & dumb stupidity that did this one)
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Honduras.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
no they started deporting people to other third world countries
Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plot twist.
They’re both just unisex single bathrooms
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 10 months ago
Honest question: how is this not the solution to the whole “trans bathroom” barking? It solves literally every issue for both sides.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I love bouldering. In my bouldering gym they have labelled the bathrooms with “bathroom” and “bathroom & urinal” and it works beautifully. I can definitely see that not working out in some other places though.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You forgot the actual issue. The cruelty is the point. They don’t want us to have a bathroom at all, that way they can murder/rape/arrest/harass us when we use the rublic restrooms.
knexcar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unisex bathrooms have a worse capacity-to-space ratio compared to regular ones - aka they can’t handle as many people. Which means they’re not a suitable replacement for places with a high volume of bathroom visits.
plyth@feddit.org 10 months ago
Because public toilets in the US come with bathroom stalls that have doors with gaps. So everbody can see the people who are sitting on the toilets.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It is, and I’ve slowly been seeing more of them
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I genuinely hope this is the real answer.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The good ending: They both lead to the same room
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hopefully the room has a toilet in it.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Both men’s and women’s restrooms will have a toilet. Actually the women’s will have more.
bonenode@piefed.social 10 months ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s (also with no toilet…)
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is it good because we do hand stuff? Eew.
But I’m in.
homes@piefed.world 10 months ago
If they can’t bother to label their doors correctly, then they clearly won’t mind which one I go into.
Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 10 months ago
I’m whichever one doesn’t have anybody in it! Not my problem that they can’t label the doors clearer.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 months ago
Normally bees are female, right? Worker drones are sterile female, and only when it's queen swarm time do males get hatched.
But honestly, as long as the stalls are enclosed, who the hell cares? We all have to do our business, and it doesn't matter who is in the room or other stalls.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I think it does matter
vrek@programming.dev 10 months ago
Ok… Why? What’s your reasoning that it matters?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Then avoid this establishment.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 months ago
Well, it shouldn't, if people would mind their business.
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 10 months ago
It’s because birds have cloaca just like human women.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh shit, will my stinger fall off if I, umm, sting someone?
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 10 months ago
Only female bees have stingers.
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I kind love these. It’s a little taste for the rest of us what a few of us must feel almost every time they enter a public bathroom.
I ran into one and I felt afraid I would be judged for choosing a room that others didn’t expect me to.
So I rehearsed a quick meaningless apology and took a guess.
No one actually bothered me, but it was still a little stressful.
And then I thought, “Oh, that’s what it feels like.”
I also learned the same place had plenty of other bathrooms clearly labeled in a “for use by anyone” manner. So I guess if I had chickened out, I could still have found those.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Go in one and make your decision based on whether or not you see urinals.
Nanook@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Woman and girls. No men or boys.
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
I’m a large lizard and very hungry.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Assert yourself, shit in your hands and smear it on the door handles. That’ll teach them (and get you arrested).
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Bird is slang for women.
I can only imagine Bee is for men because “penis = stinger?” 🤷♂️
prettybunnys@piefed.social 10 months ago
Traditionally birds = women because they make nests
Bees = men because they pollinate.
Please do disregard the fact that bees make hives/nests AND birds pollinate
DancingBear@midwest.social 10 months ago
99% of bees are female
Starstarz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s impossible for me to forget that all bees (& wasps & ants) are order HYMENOPERTA, literally named for them being 99% virgin females
So I am totally stumped.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Worker bees are female. Male bees only hang around the queen for sex.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you give out quests to worthy adventurers?
human@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 months ago
Then I believe you have a key and are good either way