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I am definitely a bird me personally

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@libretechni.ca⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bird is slang for women.

    I can only imagine Bee is for men because “penis = stinger?” 🤷‍♂️

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    • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Traditionally birds = women because they make nests

      Bees = men because they pollinate.

      Please do disregard the fact that bees make hives/nests AND birds pollinate

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      • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        99% of bees are female

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      • Starstarz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s impossible for me to forget that all bees (& wasps & ants) are order HYMENOPERTA, literally named for them being 99% virgin females

        So I am totally stumped.

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Worker bees are female. Male bees only hang around the queen for sex.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do you give out quests to worthy adventurers?

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then I believe you have a key and are good either way

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In the USA, will I be deported to El Salvador for picking the wrong one?

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    • ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Depends on which state this happens in. The south? Absolutely!

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      • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’ll just bring a few essentials with me…

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    • Ach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The year is 2113. I’ve just graduated top of my class at the Santa Muerte penal colony in El Salvador. Like my classmates, I will begin my mission to find any remaining survivors in the North American wastelands next week.

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Bukele would probably execute them before that happens.

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      • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So far I’ve only heard of them being Epstein’d - can’t risk knowledge of nuclear fusion falling into others hands… (/s, as if anything it was likely either capitalism or sheer blind & dumb stupidity that did this one)

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Honduras.

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    • ozymandias@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      no they started deporting people to other third world countries

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  • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Plot twist.

    They’re both just unisex single bathrooms

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    • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Honest question: how is this not the solution to the whole “trans bathroom” barking? It solves literally every issue for both sides.

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      • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I love bouldering. In my bouldering gym they have labelled the bathrooms with “bathroom” and “bathroom & urinal” and it works beautifully. I can definitely see that not working out in some other places though.

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      • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You forgot the actual issue. The cruelty is the point. They don’t want us to have a bathroom at all, that way they can murder/rape/arrest/harass us when we use the rublic restrooms.

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      • knexcar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Unisex bathrooms have a worse capacity-to-space ratio compared to regular ones - aka they can’t handle as many people. Which means they’re not a suitable replacement for places with a high volume of bathroom visits.

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      • plyth@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Because public toilets in the US come with bathroom stalls that have doors with gaps. So everbody can see the people who are sitting on the toilets.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It is, and I’ve slowly been seeing more of them

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I genuinely hope this is the real answer.

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The good ending: They both lead to the same room

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hopefully the room has a toilet in it.

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      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Both men’s and women’s restrooms will have a toilet. Actually the women’s will have more.

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      • bonenode@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Sir, this is a Wendy’s (also with no toilet…)

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is it good because we do hand stuff? Eew.

      But I’m in.

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If they can’t bother to label their doors correctly, then they clearly won’t mind which one I go into.

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  • Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m whichever one doesn’t have anybody in it! Not my problem that they can’t label the doors clearer.

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Normally bees are female, right? Worker drones are sterile female, and only when it's queen swarm time do males get hatched.

    But honestly, as long as the stalls are enclosed, who the hell cares? We all have to do our business, and it doesn't matter who is in the room or other stalls.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it does matter

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      • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ok… Why? What’s your reasoning that it matters?

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      • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Then avoid this establishment.

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      • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Well, it shouldn't, if people would mind their business.

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  • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s because birds have cloaca just like human women.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh shit, will my stinger fall off if I, umm, sting someone?

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      • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Only female bees have stingers.

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  • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I kind love these. It’s a little taste for the rest of us what a few of us must feel almost every time they enter a public bathroom.

    I ran into one and I felt afraid I would be judged for choosing a room that others didn’t expect me to.

    So I rehearsed a quick meaningless apology and took a guess.

    No one actually bothered me, but it was still a little stressful.

    And then I thought, “Oh, that’s what it feels like.”

    I also learned the same place had plenty of other bathrooms clearly labeled in a “for use by anyone” manner. So I guess if I had chickened out, I could still have found those.

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  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Go in one and make your decision based on whether or not you see urinals.

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  • Nanook@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Woman and girls. No men or boys.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m a large lizard and very hungry.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Assert yourself, shit in your hands and smear it on the door handles. That’ll teach them (and get you arrested).

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