ozymandias
@ozymandias@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Funny how android used to be what we now call FOSS 4 weeks ago:
Linux phone, open for customization… it was brilliant… kinda….
fuck anything related to Java though - Comment on Funny how android used to be what we now call FOSS 4 weeks ago:
in the end, everything is just a fork of fortran
- Comment on Curious 🤔 5 weeks ago:
He’s the one cop that always knew Dexter was a psycho, but nobody would listen to him
- Comment on Curious 🤔 5 weeks ago:
Do you pronounce behave as “be have”?
Is this a British thing or something? - Comment on FaKe LaNdInG 👁️ 5 weeks ago:
No, it’s impossible for humans to pass the # Van Allen radiation belt… So this mission will just orbit the earth and post some ai videos of the moon.
(I don’t believe this just what I’ve gleaned from moon hoaxers) - Comment on big if true 1 month ago:
Not this graph, but actually yes:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Here’s the thing. I don’t know how linux works. I don’t know what systemd is.
Let me stop you right there
- Comment on it is me, I am the autistic child 1 month ago:
kids with verbal issues can oftentimes learn sign language, fwtw
- Comment on Attention! 2 months ago:
close, but the phone will connect to the towers and track you without a sim card.
(also bluetooth and wifi) - Comment on Attention! 2 months ago:
tinfoil actually works for this
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 months ago:
i’ve looked at dating apps in a few different cities… in some places they’re downright mean about it…
i dated a 5’10 girl before who liked much taller men so she” could wear heels”.
not that she ever did, but she could…
some of them are just mean about their preferences….
i mean, people like what they like, but that 1% who’s mean about it fucks with short guys. - Comment on 2 months ago:
God I hate him so much… Well he used to just annoy me, but now I hate him
- Comment on what a coincidence 2 months ago:
good point
- Comment on what a coincidence 2 months ago:
“contract habits in terms of contracts”?
what else would their contract habits be in terms of? - Comment on I am definitely a bird me personally 3 months ago:
no they started deporting people to other third world countries
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 3 months ago:
aka: Diaper Butt
(butt implants makes it look like you’re wearing a diaper) - Comment on 4 months ago:
it’s for resisting peer pressure
- Comment on Of course there is. 4 months ago:
preferably not in the winter, with adequate clothing, and not while fighting a war on another major front….
from what i understand, it helps a lot for a day, and then it hurts a lot if the fighting continues after that….
great for blitzkrieg, bad for war - Comment on Of course there is. 4 months ago:
walking a thin line there… but i will abide
- Comment on Of course there is. 4 months ago:
yeah it’s 867-5309
- Comment on Of course there is. 4 months ago:
no, that was a japanese chemist
- Comment on We finally reached the future and i understand the corn meme!!!! 4 months ago:
they post corn memes to protest too much ‘murica in their forums.
- Comment on Of course there is. 4 months ago:
well i mean, the actual nazis used it quite a bit…