Peppycito

@Peppycito@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is why nothing feels right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a tradesman I feel this way about massage therapy. It feels good and it helps, but then I have to work more to afford it thus making my body worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandma had a padded pink vinyl toilet seat that matched the Barbie and the toilet paper. When you sat on it it slowly squished all the air out. It was an awful feeling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you old enough to remember those Barbie dolls that old ladies used to crochet a dress for so you could stand Barbie up in a roll of toilet paper and the dress would get pulled down over it? And the toilet paper was light pink?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get off my lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember how people used to collect tiny spoons? This is like that. Now it’s towels that say “Fuck off kid, mommy’s getting plastered” Bonus points if you hang it on a shitty wooden ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t think you were supposed to use the decorative towels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Security screw with the oval drive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there any other manufacturer who’s business plan says “when we’re done with everything we have ever made we’re going to through it on this bonfire.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just put it on a timer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s my sign.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ask for more pixels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t say. I was pretty drunk. Made sense at the time I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ask for more pixels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beastiality is a speculum? You do you, bra.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nevermore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For specialized pokey tools, my favorite is the regulator. The only thing handier than a regulator is two regulators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have similar problems and have found many solutions, but Vaseline and cotton gloves overnight are freaking amazing. Kinda gross though. It’s like the nuclear treatment, afterwhich normal moisturizer works for maintenance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like wiping your nose until it’s a bloody stump. Your hands are falling apart because they’re dry. Moisturize!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  lights a dart, inhales: “Don’t be a pussy, kid”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You must really hate when you see the repeat in fabric design.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do not mistake my kindness for weakness 🐈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was never good. Just the other day I was wondering what became of moot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you turn your wheel, use your blinker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't understand mirrors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish multiple posts like that could get amalgamated somehow. Like a unified comment section or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you Gary ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a cigaroni!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John Oliver faces defamation lawsuit from US healthcare medical director⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only dangerous to sit in shit if you have open sores on your ass. The kind of sores that tend to form if you sit in shit for days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  SORRY BROTHER, I COULDN’T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HOG CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN. AROOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That goes in the hoo-haa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ween is everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, I’m fuckin’ Eddie Dingle I met this girl named Nan She, she overpopulated my senses And fuckin’ dicked me over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would have put Ween there, not because they’re bland but because they’re everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something-mology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I often struggle to know who that fits with epistemology.