Ach
@Ach@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bees 5 days ago:
You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.
- Comment on If you're a parent, how do you prevent your kid from watching AI slop? 1 week ago:
I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.
- Comment on You never know who you're arguing with 1 week ago:
Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.
- Comment on Hostile architecture 1 week ago:
The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 1 week ago:
I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 1 week ago:
Our country. We’re fucking people unwillingly together!
- Comment on A complete tier list for our solar system 1 week ago:
Keep goin til we do dinosaurs again.
- Comment on If president abductions are something that can apparently just happen how come Putin or Kim Jong Un aren't in some foreign prison right now? 1 week ago:
Why don’t you give it a shot buddy?
- Comment on Wunscherfüllung 1 week ago:
Oil has a high flash point. You can throw a lit flare in an oil drum and it will take a surprising amount of time for the oil around it to heat up enough to ignite.
- Comment on Can't stop won't stop 1 week ago:
The paramedics were the one who gave this to her.
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
He can just 3D print a second chance at life though, so you’re being kinda whiney bro.
- Comment on Woops 2 weeks ago:
The year is 2032.
Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.
King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.
75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.
Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.
- Comment on I am definitely a bird me personally 2 weeks ago:
The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.
- Comment on I know its hard to digest. 2 weeks ago:
No matter what you say poop is touching you right now on the inside.
- Comment on Priorities 2 weeks ago:
To inhale the nitrous and get high. Call them doing whip-its here.
- Comment on What is the difference between an American liberal and a liberal outside the USA? 2 weeks ago:
Nah man. The democratic party is billed as left wing. Some Americans believe that. A ton of us are actually left wing but don’t have great options to vote for.
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 3 weeks ago:
The real play is to become a billionaire, and have a state of the art vaporizor capable of holding a metric ton of weed into your ventillation system. Add a simple PLC to measure oxygen levels and electronically engage solenoids to keep the environment habital.
Spend millions, be high for one day, develop most expensive weed tolerance in human history.