And you’re also full of shit.
I know its hard to digest.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Damarus@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I prefer to say I’m half empty of shit.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
pooptimist.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I have an ileostomy, so without large intestine my body does not accumulate shit inside, it just leaks out. One could even argue it is not really shit until large intestine handles it… Anyway this means you’re all wayyyy shittier than me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Now I need someone to come teach us what shit is called before it erupts. What’s the magna equivalent for poop Lemmy??
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
food ➡️ bolus ➡️ chyme 🔀 chyle / feces ➡️ excrement
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
large intestinal effluent? (I have no idea! 🥴💩)
Clanket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Food
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
It's not puke until you barf it up.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Just like magma, and lava. Yep.
essell@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And Meteors and meteorites.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chyme
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
What’s this, 2023?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dunno, why are dipshits posting any content that came from that shit site?
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Stowing this for future use whenever someone I don’t like is nauseous. “If you think about it, the only real difference is that the puke is still in your stomach, just waiting to get out…”
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
🤮
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So like, you got two valves in your stomach, right? An intake and an output. Only, sometimes the output won’t intake so your intake’s gotta output, right? You just better hope you intook since tasty output recently or else it’s gonna hurt por la nariz
RadicalCandour@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You guys know we have a c/showerthoughts here too right?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Please use the proper format which is
! community@instance! Like !programming@programming.dev
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
It is the American way!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tf?
digger@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is a lava/magma situation. It’s not vomit until the volcano erupts. It’s called chyme while it’s still beneath the earth’s surface.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This guy vomits.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Always chyming in with facts and stuff
astronaut_sloth@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
This is the hard-hitting knowledge I’m here for!
Iunnrais@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TIL a new word! Awesome!
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Is that why Jews say “la chyme” before they drink, since it’s going into their stomach?
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, it’s an ancient wish for prosperity. It roughly translates to: may your wine become chyme, and never vomit.
Source: the same place from which I’m currently pooping
Ach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No matter what you say poop is touching you right now on the inside.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dr. Fleets says otherwise
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We can still agree that it’s warm though, right?