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@dumbass@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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  Ohh fuck I needed that, thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you will hear from me soon⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohhhh get out of here you god damn lochness monster trying to get tree fiddy out of me I told you I’m not giving you no tree fiddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Western Australia?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oompa Loompa doompaty deal

  I put my dick in your breakfast cereal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I E seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF NO HEN⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohh shit, this one’s actually cool, I weirdly like it as well. I’d still laugh at them tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i am a simple person⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s good when you find a game you enjoy beating all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like texting your ex at 3am “you up”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you will hear from me soon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Be the change you want to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s on you bud!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s up to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He sneezes and his ears rip out of the Velcro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Um.... no.... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Open ai: Give us your medical records.

  Me: so you can help treat my medical issues?

  Open ai: No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you there, God?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't stop won't stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk how to title this one man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe she stole a geological feature from him in my version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk how to title this one man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I googled it and all that came up was images like this
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk how to title this one man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I did my best.

  He wore nerdy glasses, his hair was slightly receding. Her breast grazed his shoulder as she leaned in to take a peak at his images folder. “Favourite girls….” The rest is self explanatory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the Hank Hill style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the worst part about the Minecraft movie, have absolutely anyone else and it would have been better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming in hot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that it’s specifically Jamaican cocks, I hate when my cock soup has mixed cocks, sullies the flavour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y’all ain’t ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, its called American beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules of the pirate code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s why it’s sinking…. I’m not taking advice from some dumb fucking Skeleton pirate who breaks shitty smalls boats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only an act of Congress can all the US to *insert one of the many things he did last year* .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For my older Millennials⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You do get a hot blue alien wife though...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.