cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yet again the OP is identifiable without even checking.

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ok but what would you do with this guy?

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  • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Needs a fifth pane showing the sperm being placed amongst the others, all staring.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How painful is the cumming of the giant sperm? That’s the size of a baby. If it’s not super painful I might take this deal, tbh…

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sperm is very squishy so I don’t think it’s painful.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i think i’ve seen this chapter of one punch man

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this is giving Hwak Tuah vibes, tbh

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Violet you ever want to form a crime fighting team of throat goats then I’m willing to lend my skills to the crew.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why does it look like Whoopie Goldberg?

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  • theedqueen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because it is Whoopi Goldberg. It’s from a live action adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. She was the Cheshire Cat.

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• imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m over here just searching for one cock to gobble, and you’re getting millions of sperm? Jeeez, look at this humblebrag.

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Onan is in shambles

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I am sorry V, I cannot upvote this one😔

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can!

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    • trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’ll take one for the team… Er. Yeah.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you use hand or not?

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