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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Iunno, even squishy seems like it would hurt a lot coming out of a hole that size. Like, would you use a soft silicone sounding rod the size of a bowling pen? Hell, even the size of a sharpie if you haven’t worked up to the size?

  That said, with a billion dollars I’d have senator buyin’ money… Hmm…

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    today class, we’re going to learn about sounding.

    bite the bit, this will be a slow burn

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll bite, teach me, oh sounding guru

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        the only difference between a sounding gong and a screaming man, is the rod you use.

        the bigger the rod, the mightier the sound. the mightier the sound the bigger the rod.

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