deacon
@deacon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Please rate my dish 3 days ago:
Did you get any spaghetti noodles for this go around?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 6 days ago:
I’m trying to think but nothing happens!
- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 1 week ago:
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 1 week ago:
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
- Comment on I fixed my meme 1 week ago:
Have you considered getting hornier friends though.
- Comment on Me after 3 shots of vodka 1 week ago:
Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.
I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.
- Comment on I wouldn't worry about it 1 week ago:
I assumed it was Doug Wilson for some reason.
- Comment on Don't be a coward 1 week ago:
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
- Comment on Dumb bitch 1 week ago:
Generation Lead Paint
- Comment on Teeeheeeee 1 week ago:
He soooo badly doesn’t want to want to though.
- Comment on Truth 1 week ago:
One small sense in which I’m proud of my younger self is that I had a similar insight to this around like 11, and pretty much decided then and there that I wasn’t going to pay to wear someone else’s logo (excepting bands & similar) and I would avoid wearing someone else’s logo if I wasn’t being paid to.
And I’ve pretty much stood by that. I’ve made some exceptions for smaller companies that I felt were doing something positive and worth promoting, or for open source things.
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 2 weeks ago:
Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.
Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 2 weeks ago:
Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?
- Comment on Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make? 2 weeks ago:
Damn I should have scrolled down literally at all.
- Comment on Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make? 2 weeks ago:
When I was a kid there was a Transformers cartoon show and every time they transformed there would be this “BE-boo-babu-babu-BEEP” sound effect.
And so yeah.
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Not with that attitude
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 2 weeks ago:
Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 2 weeks ago:
Is anything I said incompatible with the statement all slavery matters?
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 2 weeks ago:
I’ve sat here and read this carefully a few times and I do not follow your point. Who is me and who is you in this scenario? Is you Ireland? And is me America or who is Africa? How does this seeming reciprocal rape relate to either, or indeed any, slavery situation?
I’m going back to reread the Wikipedia article just in case you’re too deep for me.
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 2 weeks ago:
One is too many, but, the in American discourse at least, the implied equivalence is used to undercut and diminish the Atlantic slave trade, which I think no one can dispute echoes much louder into our present day.
One is too many, and I don’t mean to diminish that but at least in the context of the US I would argue there is slavery, and then there is Slavery.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 2 weeks ago:
I am genuinely not sure I ever see myself tiring of this format.
- Comment on 2700 K 2 weeks ago:
‘Cause she was living la Vida Loca…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I see you as having no reddit parallel. You are singular and we have no need of such comparisons.
- Comment on Court tells Subnautica 2 publisher Krafton to reinstate fired CEO and let him handle its Early Access release | VGC 2 weeks ago:
Ahoy there me matee.
- Comment on Sabrina Carpenter is esoterica in my point of origin 2 weeks ago:
If I have to be in a large group I exclusively want to be in large groups that I can be ignored in.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 2 weeks ago:
I am exercising restraint here.
Image Penny, Rocky, and Honey napping together.
Image A much younger honey sleeping on my shoe
Image Penny, Rocky, and Arty the tripod
I will leave it there but there is real tension between posting an obnoxious amount vs omitting some of my cats; so basic cat dad problems.
- Comment on Do I have to? Ok, fine... 2 weeks ago:
Do they have brownie brittle?
- Comment on Sure 2 weeks ago:
Not for nothing but enshittification has really sparked a renewed appreciation for good old fashioned taxi drivers. Especially to and from the airport.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I enjoy the posts, I’ve just always assumed this is another user doing a bit though — which is fine
All the better if there is a real person behind this, it gives me some hope for the younger generation, and I hope nothing you encounter here makes you regret sharing who you are and what you’re going through.
But you’re in a community that is skewing older and more early-internet, and thus most of us find it prudent to pretty much assume every identity in a community like this is partially or largely fake. I am, for example, a 4 year old Australian Shepherd in real life and my human has no clue.
Real or fake, I enjoy my game of “Stamets or Violet” every time I see a horny or uncouth post.
