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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimes⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  nods sagely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimes⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like AI, and that’s extra annoying because it would be hella cool if someone did this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have just released a grand DLC, War Sails, for our game, Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All romance cut scenes are hella gross. Do people not understand that’s how you get cooties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game library⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This resonates, but I just started both Shadow Warrior II and Kingdom Come Deliverance II so now I have a different problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a lot of dumb people that think they remember the 90s, and that statement doesn’t exclude myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨apparently, the T button dosent exist for some people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Evolution?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨apparently, the T button dosent exist for some people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One person’s regression is another’s renaissance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨apparently, the T button dosent exist for some people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a thorn, and indirectly why we say “ye olde” when evoking an old timey thing.

  I don’t mind it. Obviously OP could understand well enough to complain about it. Why not make our alphabet more efficient? Language is never complete until it’s extinct.

  I’m a fan of the long s too. Bring em l back says I.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sad but trueueh, yeahh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

  “That is not my dog”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoutout to the Palm Pre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dryer vent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New small business owner had a great idea to have word of mouth build his business.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We always knew the dussy was theoretically possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Dua Lipa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s not forget about her banging music and killer pipes.

  But more than that, let’s not forget that she was calling out Zionists back in 2020, while she was trying to promote her sophomore album in the midst of COVID, meaning she didn’t tiptoe or hold back to avoid alienating fans. Politicians in Israel were trying to ban her music in Israel before most pop artists were even aware enough to hem and haw over supporting Palestine

  That was then, more recently she fired her manager (maybe agent) because they publicly aligned themselves with the Zionist cause.

  Give me Dua over TayTay any fucking day of the week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Dua Lipa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whew, for a minute I thought someone was besmirching the good name of my queen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2026? Optimism is good I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i felt this one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stankface

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just heavy petting from what I heard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got so many compliments on THIS I'm going to quit my job and do ART full time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning gang, this is NOT OC. I am a professional artist and OP stole this from a previous post of mine. I will be seeking legal redress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squirrel!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived right by this and used to walk over it every day, oblivious that is was well known.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is correct. There is a specific term for this kind of pun but I don’t remember what it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you have been defeated, you do not pass go, you do not collect your $200⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mobile gaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all the lead they consumed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Undeniably the best window design I have ever come across.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aw, man! I wanted a belly rub...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m…not even sure I’d like belly rubs, to be honest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A question for the ages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents outraged as Meta uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t even acknowledge that it is a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deckard is a replicant. You’re thinking of Yamaha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can say it however you want. Just let it cleanse you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bidet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bamboozled!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda like Wowt from Lost.