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- Comment on Breaking: Actor Sam Neill dies aged 78 13 hours ago:
78??? He couldn’t have been a day over 50 in Jurassic Pohfuuuuuck.
- Comment on The perfect day alone starter pack 1 week ago:
It is incredible to be confronted with just how unique I am not - just by looking at one image.
- Comment on it's true 1 week ago:
This obedient little slut has them on by default.
Even the YT autogenerated ones when I’m feeling extra nasty.
- Comment on when you're here you're family 2 weeks ago:
Hats that go hard
- Comment on Idiocracy is here. 2 weeks ago:
It’s what I think of when I see Protein crammed into every junk food and drink.
- Comment on HOTBOT NO! 3 weeks ago:
Jeeves would never betray us like this.
- Comment on Can someone make sense of this chemical? 3 weeks ago:
God damn it.
- Comment on Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend 3 weeks ago:
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 4 weeks ago:
It technically is that, as well, and I’ve certainly seen them used to transport things short distances. At a top speed of 15 MPH (unless you know where to find the governor, but even then), it isn’t something you’d want to use to bring a bunch of lumber back from the lumber yard. More like bringing a broken towbar to an unresponsive GSE shop so that it can be left on their doorstep to shame them. As a random hypothetical.
- Comment on You need to think long term 4 weeks ago:
I am still using an abstraction of my first ever Geocities password in some older accounts that I haven’t scrambled yet. Password requirements were basically nil back last century, it’s important to remember.
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 4 weeks ago:
I think you are thinking of belt loaders, which have a long flat bed on them.
Except, BAM - it’s not a flat bed, it’s a moving conveyor belt that is raised to carry the bags and cargo from those carts into the plane.
Unless you’re thinking of something else. But I think you’re thinking of something like this:
- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 4 weeks ago:
Those aren’t used for transport, they are mobile conveyors for loading things into the belly.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for the added erudition WorldsDumbestMan
- Comment on The 1996 experience 4 weeks ago:
There are probably at least two factors, as someone who is unfit to comment this confidently on the question.
On the one hand you have a coming of age of kids who were exposed to a high dose of Warner Brothers smut.
Many of them are coming of age at the same time as the internet, making it easier for a niche community to form or be found and grow.
This seems totally plausible but again, I’m bereft of actual knowledge on this topic and I’m at least partially trying to provoke someone better fit to the question to educate me.
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 4 weeks ago:
Only for having a poo.
- Comment on Gog Promotional E-Mail Containing Nazi Symbols Goes Out to Subscribers 5 weeks ago:
You honestly seem more bothered by the offense people take, however much you try to pass it off as surprise. Clearly you feel threatened by criticism of nazis so what’s that about?
- Comment on Mr Fraser, if you're nasty 5 weeks ago:
Yes. I am definitely misremembering the exact words but if anything it was longer than this. I am traveling but when I get home later today I will post a photo of it.
- Comment on stony tony 5 weeks ago:
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
- Comment on Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising 1 month ago:
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE
- Comment on Mr Fraser, if you're nasty 1 month ago:
My coworker and I shared a stamp that we got made for this purpose and it became something people looked forward to getting in their card, weirdly.
I think it said something like
Dear ______,
Happy Birthday / Anniversary (circle one)
You are such a _________ and __________ man / woman (circle one) and I hope you have a great day.
With utmost sincerity, Name
Something like that. I think I actually still have it somewhere.
- Comment on Damn straight! 1 month ago:
I make waaaaaay too much money for the value I provide to society, especially compared to e.g. a teacher.
It’s something I am struggling with so much right now. A huge part of me (like almost every fiber of my being) wants to walk away and dedicate my entire life to something more meaningful, but I have 4 other people counting on me right now. In truth, I could probably still provide for them, but I wrestle with forcing them to drastically reduce their standard of living just because I am ready to.
It’s not like I’m rich or even comfortably wealthy. But in this society, in this economy, I am certainly uncomfortably wealthy.
- Comment on Peetsie Paws 1 month ago:
All of my best material is utterly wasted on my cats because they don’t appreciate the total and utter mastery of music and language that I am deploying in their honor.
Ah well.
- Comment on Lefty tax 1 month ago:
I think all lefties are at least a little bit ambidextrous. At least those of us born in the previous century.
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 1 month ago:
Fresh take. Very nice.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
We use hamburgers as our unit of measure now, not grass clippings. That’s offensive.
- Comment on Scroll addict 1 month ago:
I had to print this image out and insert rectally for it to work but YMMV.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 1 month ago:
That means it’s taste too Rocco
- Comment on 4 layers is minimum 1 month ago:
Reporting for doodie.
- Comment on #justhomiethings 1 month ago:
One can simply touch their own peehole with spicy fingers.
- Comment on #justhomiethings 1 month ago:
You don’t actually need the homies for this.
