Submitted 1 day ago by snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Shoes with lift insoles.
Wearing heels causes you to hold your butt poking out. Once you increase the heel size by more that 1.5" or so, your center of gravity shifts forcing you stand with an awkward hunched over, forward lean.
This is why these idiot look like they’ve shit their pants.
The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.
These guys are dumb trying to play smart.
It only works one way.
That space between them is not enough to escape the aromatic loaded diaper.
For guys that are obsessed by “being alpha” and “showing might”, they really have shit postures.
Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.
the spacing is because trump smells like shit
Why do they all long like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?
But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies
They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.
They also asked him to stand a little further away so they didn’t have to smell him.
They look so sad. Did mommy say they can’t have ice cream before dinner?
I’m just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.
Vance is supposedly 6’2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6’3"
Trump’s a lot older than Vance. Maybe he was 6’3" once and has settled enough to bring him down to 6’1" but still says his full height.
trump was never 6’3", just like hes never been under 300lbs like he claims.
They all look like they are holding their shits.
Donald looks like he let his go
A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I’m not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I’m sure he’s got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He’s the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.
2.75 more years of this shit.
it’s not like your country is going to magically self-fix after that time
Just knowing its 2029 until this ends feels actually scary. Trump can do a lot of damage in that time.
That just means we get jd for the rest of the term and he’s clearly just as much of an idiot as Trump, just a bit less demented
If you think you’ll able to wait this out, you might be surprised.
Or it might not matter when I’m dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.
It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can’t handle, don’t know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of… Organisms).
The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.
They’re motivated by narcissism. That’s pretty much it.
Don’t forget the absolutely unrestrained greed
Russian funded supporters and Christian Nationalist nutters.
Hegseth has some child bearing hips
Curly Shemp
Shemp was an OG, though, and he gets/got so much hate. :(
They called him the ugliest man in Hollywood. :(
He was their brother. :(
This vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy.
Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art.
Yeah the arms hanging out to the side like Cartman
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.
Why? It’s completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.
So Trump still stinks?
I’m trying to think but nothing happens!
Successors to Sleepy Joe?
Not even the real 3rd Stooge. He got to be the sad replacement.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 day ago
Looks like?