Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.
The Three Stooges are back on TV
Submitted 3 weeks ago by snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Speculater@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
the spacing is because trump smells like shit
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That space between them is not enough to escape the aromatic loaded diaper.
chunes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
They also asked him to stand a little further away so they didn’t have to smell him.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
For guys that are obsessed by “being alpha” and “showing might”, they really have shit postures.
kboos1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do they all long like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?
But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Vance is supposedly 6’2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6’3"
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Trump’s a lot older than Vance. Maybe he was 6’3" once and has settled enough to bring him down to 6’1" but still says his full height.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
trump was never 6’3", just like hes never been under 300lbs like he claims.
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They all look like they are holding their shits.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Donald looks like he let his go
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I’m not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I’m sure he’s got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He’s the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can’t handle, don’t know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of… Organisms).
The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re motivated by narcissism. That’s pretty much it.
afromustache@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget the absolutely unrestrained greed
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.
These guys are dumb trying to play smart.
It only works one way.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hegseth has some child bearing hips
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
2.75 more years of this shit.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
it’s not like your country is going to magically self-fix after that time
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Just knowing its 2029 until this ends feels actually scary. Trump can do a lot of damage in that time.
afromustache@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That just means we get jd for the rest of the term and he’s clearly just as much of an idiot as Trump, just a bit less demented
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you think you’ll able to wait this out, you might be surprised.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Or it might not matter when I’m dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
CurlyShempivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shemp was an OG, though, and he gets/got so much hate. :(
They called him the ugliest man in Hollywood. :(
He was their brother. :(
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art.
starik@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Yeah the arms hanging out to the side like Cartman
Aganim@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.
Why? It’s completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They look so sad. Did mommy say they can’t have ice cream before dinner?
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Shoes with lift insoles.
Wearing heels causes you to hold your butt poking out. Once you increase the heel size by more that 1.5" or so, your center of gravity shifts forcing you stand with an awkward hunched over, forward lean.
This is why these idiot look like they’ve shit their pants.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Russian funded supporters and Christian Nationalist nutters.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only 3 shots to make so many things so much better. I suppose 1 under ideal circumstances? I’m no ballistics expert.
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m trying to think but nothing happens!
baatliwala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Successors to Sleepy Joe?
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Not even the real 3rd Stooge. He got to be the sad replacement.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.
dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Looks like?