Your mother's package has arrived

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”

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• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wang! Pay attention!

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT

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  • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Friendly.

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• DarthPub@retrofed.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10

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  • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s impossible to miss something that large

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning

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  • dennisnedry@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This happens all the time; it’s detachable

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine being the trucker.

  “I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”

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• ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dildo for Godzilla?

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  • Zealotte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Godzdildo?

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• starik@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah. like. a big fat dong

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh I think that’s my dick.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Either Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah that’s mine

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