I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
“don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”
Your mother's package has arrived
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
DarthPub@retrofed.com 4 weeks ago
Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
jqubed@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s impossible to miss something that large
genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Wang! Pay attention!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning
dennisnedry@feddit.nu 4 weeks ago
This happens all the time; it’s detachable
smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
This comes in handy a lot of the time
starik@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
yeah. like. a big fat dong
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Chais@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 weeks ago
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube?
WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 weeks ago
of course
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
Oh I think that’s my dick.
dumbass@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 4 weeks ago
Either Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Nah that’s mine
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Why didn’t she order the large one?
roserose56@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
You wanted to say my step-mothers…
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(
snoons@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Damage@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Friendly.