Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The text book publishers are always looking for a reason to sell new editions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple digests you before you digest it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

  With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

  I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

  But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

  Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cranes, all the way up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it takes them two winters to fill a toddler sized pothole in front of my flat. /Boomerang/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Corn Obelisks Know Your Sins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want Ohio anywhere near my family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  : warms up netti pot:

  I am immune to your punishment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more efficient if people get a few hundred dollar boost every week to spend when and wherever they please, rather then stand in line and receive whatever obtuse handout the government has decided they deserve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, Jesus has limitless love, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like interesting material.

  Any books out there that compare and contrast? I’m curious, but not enough to possess two different Bibles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relevant username⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relevant username⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies…

  I’ve given up on keeping fresh fruit around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like she’d be more of a super inbred and aggressive dog type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

  It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save the Tits!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi-Vis Boobies would be a great Riot Girl band name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dunno⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the answer I arrived at as well, don’t feel so bad. I’m more of a writer than a calculator, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried unplugging it, but now I don’t even have an error light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My printer is acting crazy, I know it’s your lunch, but can you help me out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think this is wild, check out: Stanford prison experiment - Wikipedia share.google/tnvESUZQoYk8JH46l

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can do anything at Zombocom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be the change you want to see in the world.

  I’ll join you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enlightened⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But if it’s not 3rd person you can’t see the badass skin you blew $20 on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They forgot on the terlet.