Rcklsabndn
@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop. 2 weeks ago:
As an (US)American, I wake up every morning screaming into the Void.
Then the Void requests a subscription fee.
I’m not legally allowed to sleep until I’ve paid the Void, one way or another.
- Comment on Boom 3 weeks ago:
I can never pee beyond thunderzone because Tina Turner is so intinadating.
- Comment on Just leave it on the porch bro 3 weeks ago:
And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.
- Comment on Just leave it on the porch bro 3 weeks ago:
We need a standardized unit to measure this.
GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 4 weeks ago:
‘Fire, Water, Burn’ by the Bloodhound Gang for the curious.
- Comment on Full circle. 4 weeks ago:
A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!
- Comment on CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie 4 weeks ago:
But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 4 weeks ago:
Willy! What’s that?
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 4 weeks ago:
Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 4 weeks ago:
Wang! Pay attention!
- Comment on "bird watching" goes both ways 4 weeks ago:
Some of us paid good money to be bullied by titmice.
They didn’t even have tufts when I was a lad.
It was an hour walk to the nearest dungeon, and we were thankful for it.
Back then the Cat O’ 9 Tails only had seven because the Kaiser took two of em’ when… :zzzzzzzzzzz:
- Comment on Maturing 4 weeks ago:
Depression is hoping a heroic dose of acid causes ego death and maybe life will be slightly less painful afterwards.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 5 weeks ago:
If you simply cut your hands off these petty grievances will become a distant memory.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 5 weeks ago:
People that are rich enough to pay to use a restroom never have germs on their hands anyways, so they just rinse their hands with warm water to participate in the quaint hand washing ritual that the poor insist on perpetuating.
- Comment on po-tay-toes 1 month ago:
“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 1 month ago:
As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I’m bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that:
A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can.
Or
B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a sigh of relief just before a dog who was after the cat would crash through the stack just in time for the manager to appear and scold me for the mess.
- Comment on Me after 3 shots of vodka 1 month ago:
The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.
- Comment on it really do be like that 1 month ago:
@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.
- Comment on it really do be like that 1 month ago:
This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.
- Comment on Don't be a coward 1 month ago:
The Internet is all for this until they order a $500 Lego set and the box only contains 5 packages of store brand pasta.
- Comment on where? 1 month ago:
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’
- Comment on where? 1 month ago:
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin’ it in my tool shed… but what are the odds?
- Comment on CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL 1 month ago:
Everyone knows that hope, prayers, and fairy bites are all you need to stay healthy.
- Comment on Spicy spicy 1 month ago:
Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child stuff out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 month ago:
Don’t know if I would trust a camera from AliExpress to not directly pipe all of my footage to some mystery server in China.
On the other hand, most name brand cameras are made in China anyway.
Asides from cobbling your own device together, is there any such secure solution/brand that actually respects privacy?
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 month ago:
For those not in the knows, Luxotica has a near monopoly on the prescription glasses frame market and are a large part of why a couple grams of molded plastic and wire can set you back hundreds of dollars depending on the logo they glue to it.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 month ago:
If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.
- Comment on Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin 1 month ago:
Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!
Just look for the glowing pump.
- Comment on A Fallout 4 QA tester nuked the RPG so hard that Zenimax executives got emails about it: "I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found 4 crashes in a single morning" 1 month ago:
‘You are in charge of testing high punches vs every female character while wearing each and every helmet cosmetic. When you are done move on to the same with low punches.
Why yes, we are working this weekend.’
- Comment on 1 month ago:
J. Quellin?