Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

  Just look for the glowing pump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Fallout 4 QA tester nuked the RPG so hard that Zenimax executives got emails about it: "I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found 4 crashes in a single morning"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘You are in charge of testing high punches vs every female character while wearing each and every helmet cosmetic. When you are done move on to the same with low punches.

  Why yes, we are working this weekend.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  J. Quellin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking: BAD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s just me, but they could have had an entire episode where Kim paces around a parking garage, smoking cigarettes and waiting for a phone call and I’d still watch to the end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking: BAD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhat similar experience for me: I tried watching Twin Peaks in the late 00s, couldn’t get over the hammy melodrama of the first few episodes, abandoned it.

  Fast forward to five years later, watch Fire Walk With Me, loved it. Revisited Twin Peaks and completely devoured it.

  Sometimes coming back to something after you’ve grown/changed as a person can be nice.

  Alternately, there’s a lot of stuff I thought was genius in my 20s that is absolute crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes Mario⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Pikachu! Speak’

  ‘Pika, your mother sucks cocks in hell, piii.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose Gilligan was destined for the bamboo cuck-chair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I say kill 'em all.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘I vant to fleep your Spam…’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had any side fumbling since I installed a Maltster resonator between the fore and aft harmonic coils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely have four different temperatures in my tiny studio. I imagine that would set a sort of person on edge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nasty customers leaving messy tables. Host/server breathing down your neck to bus their section yesterday. Dishwasher disappeared so they need you to pitch in at the dish sink. The bin behind the bar is overflowing.

  Where were you?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was my very same experience with Canadian Bacon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t have one now, but scotch eggs look great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mustard crackers are the bomb if that’s all you have in the fridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of like chop suey, there’s nothing Chinese about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Entry Level Grocery Store sounds like a future slur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The text book publishers are always looking for a reason to sell new editions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple digests you before you digest it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

  With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

  I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

  But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

  Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cranes, all the way up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And it takes them two winters to fill a toddler sized pothole in front of my flat. /Boomerang/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Corn Obelisks Know Your Sins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want Ohio anywhere near my family.