Rcklsabndn
@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 5 days ago:
If you simply cut your hands off these petty grievances will become a distant memory.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 5 days ago:
People that are rich enough to pay to use a restroom never have germs on their hands anyways, so they just rinse their hands with warm water to participate in the quaint hand washing ritual that the poor insist on perpetuating.
- Comment on po-tay-toes 1 week ago:
“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 1 week ago:
As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I’m bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that:
A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can.
Or
B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a sigh of relief just before a dog who was after the cat would crash through the stack just in time for the manager to appear and scold me for the mess.
- Comment on Me after 3 shots of vodka 1 week ago:
The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.
- Comment on it really do be like that 1 week ago:
@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.
- Comment on it really do be like that 1 week ago:
This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.
- Comment on Don't be a coward 1 week ago:
The Internet is all for this until they order a $500 Lego set and the box only contains 5 packages of store brand pasta.
- Comment on where? 2 weeks ago:
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’
- Comment on where? 2 weeks ago:
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin’ it in my tool shed… but what are the odds?
- Comment on CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL 2 weeks ago:
Everyone knows that hope, prayers, and fairy bites are all you need to stay healthy.
- Comment on Spicy spicy 2 weeks ago:
Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child stuff out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 2 weeks ago:
Don’t know if I would trust a camera from AliExpress to not directly pipe all of my footage to some mystery server in China.
On the other hand, most name brand cameras are made in China anyway.
Asides from cobbling your own device together, is there any such secure solution/brand that actually respects privacy?
- Comment on Dumb glasses 2 weeks ago:
For those not in the knows, Luxotica has a near monopoly on the prescription glasses frame market and are a large part of why a couple grams of molded plastic and wire can set you back hundreds of dollars depending on the logo they glue to it.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 2 weeks ago:
If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.
- Comment on Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin 3 weeks ago:
Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!
Just look for the glowing pump.
- Comment on A Fallout 4 QA tester nuked the RPG so hard that Zenimax executives got emails about it: "I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found 4 crashes in a single morning" 3 weeks ago:
‘You are in charge of testing high punches vs every female character while wearing each and every helmet cosmetic. When you are done move on to the same with low punches.
Why yes, we are working this weekend.’
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
J. Quellin?
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 3 weeks ago:
Maybe it’s just me, but they could have had an entire episode where Kim paces around a parking garage, smoking cigarettes and waiting for a phone call and I’d still watch to the end.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 3 weeks ago:
Somewhat similar experience for me: I tried watching Twin Peaks in the late 00s, couldn’t get over the hammy melodrama of the first few episodes, abandoned it.
Fast forward to five years later, watch Fire Walk With Me, loved it. Revisited Twin Peaks and completely devoured it.
Sometimes coming back to something after you’ve grown/changed as a person can be nice.
Alternately, there’s a lot of stuff I thought was genius in my 20s that is absolute crap.
- Comment on Anon likes Mario 4 weeks ago:
‘Pikachu! Speak’
‘Pika, your mother sucks cocks in hell, piii.’
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I suppose Gilligan was destined for the bamboo cuck-chair.
- Comment on I say kill 'em all. 1 month ago:
I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.
- Comment on a very tasty snack 1 month ago:
‘I vant to fleep your Spam…’
- Comment on a very tasty snack 1 month ago:
Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 month ago:
I haven’t had any side fumbling since I installed a Maltster resonator between the fore and aft harmonic coils.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 1 month ago:
It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.
- Comment on lightbulbs 1 month ago:
I definitely have four different temperatures in my tiny studio. I imagine that would set a sort of person on edge.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 months ago:
Nasty customers leaving messy tables. Host/server breathing down your neck to bus their section yesterday. Dishwasher disappeared so they need you to pitch in at the dish sink. The bin behind the bar is overflowing.
Where were you?!
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 months ago:
This was my very same experience with Canadian Bacon.