Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exploding Head Syndrome maybe? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be the problem money can't fix⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I donate to Pistols for Pandas because those poor guys need all the firepower they can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banane logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I unfortunately like bananas when they are browning and only enjoy them riiight before it’s too late. I don’t even bring them home anymore because fruitflies are pretty much guaranteed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All we need to do is reverse the impulsors and route weapons systems into the storage matrix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird that I cringe whenever someone calls my name and I avoid using peoples names when talking to them?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever somebody uses my name I immediately feel like I’m in trouble, then when I realize I’m not, I feel like they are faking intimacy by continuing to say my name and are attempting to manipulate me.

  I’m also that guy that will be completely clueless that you are in to them until you grab me by the junk. So, there’s that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people really lack civic sense⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do Swiss trains at least have mechanical twisting sockets to wind your watch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows 3.11 or bust.

  You can pry my Workgroups from my cold, dead, hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an (US)American, I wake up every morning screaming into the Void.

  Then the Void requests a subscription fee.

  I’m not legally allowed to sleep until I’ve paid the Void, one way or another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can never pee beyond thunderzone because Tina Turner is so intinadating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We need a standardized unit to measure this.

  GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Fire, Water, Burn’ by the Bloodhound Gang for the curious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full circle.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Willy! What’s that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wang! Pay attention!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"bird watching" goes both ways⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us paid good money to be bullied by titmice.

  They didn’t even have tufts when I was a lad.

  It was an hour walk to the nearest dungeon, and we were thankful for it.

  Back then the Cat O’ 9 Tails only had seven because the Kaiser took two of em’ when… :zzzzzzzzzzz:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maturing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depression is hoping a heroic dose of acid causes ego death and maybe life will be slightly less painful afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you simply cut your hands off these petty grievances will become a distant memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People that are rich enough to pay to use a restroom never have germs on their hands anyways, so they just rinse their hands with warm water to participate in the quaint hand washing ritual that the poor insist on perpetuating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose hating your job in unconventional ways.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I’m bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that:

  A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can.

  Or

  B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a sigh of relief just before a dog who was after the cat would crash through the stack just in time for the manager to appear and scold me for the mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after 3 shots of vodka⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  @halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be a coward⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Internet is all for this until they order a $500 Lego set and the box only contains 5 packages of store brand pasta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.

  ‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’