Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heron⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Word of warning, you should still wear hearing protection even if your heron is suppressed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats! : hands you your left handed chop sticks:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, and a little bit of jam mixed in that has begun to solidify.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t being a member here pretty much a full diagnosis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Grimbo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know which one I'm picking!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So guess what boss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention injury/death when the equipment catastrophically fails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always with the hidden fees.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Critics are hailing ‘The Diarrhea Clause’ as Tim Allen’s triumphant return to cinema.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no! What a shame!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get me some proper rubble for the kids and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to meet me at the park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is judging you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were the first restaurant to offer Sparkling Beef on the menu back in the 80s, but they stopped marketing it when the Carbonated Meat fad had run it’s course.

  They continued to use gas impregnation on their meats when they discovered it allowed large piles of nutritive matter to cook more quickly and evenly, similarly to how the burger patties at Wendy’s an and White Castle are partially perforated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exploding Head Syndrome maybe? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be the problem money can't fix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I donate to Pistols for Pandas because those poor guys need all the firepower they can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banane logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I unfortunately like bananas when they are browning and only enjoy them riiight before it’s too late. I don’t even bring them home anymore because fruitflies are pretty much guaranteed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All we need to do is reverse the impulsors and route weapons systems into the storage matrix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird that I cringe whenever someone calls my name and I avoid using peoples names when talking to them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever somebody uses my name I immediately feel like I’m in trouble, then when I realize I’m not, I feel like they are faking intimacy by continuing to say my name and are attempting to manipulate me.

  I’m also that guy that will be completely clueless that you are in to them until you grab me by the junk. So, there’s that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people really lack civic sense⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do Swiss trains at least have mechanical twisting sockets to wind your watch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows 3.11 or bust.

  You can pry my Workgroups from my cold, dead, hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As an (US)American, I wake up every morning screaming into the Void.

  Then the Void requests a subscription fee.

  I’m not legally allowed to sleep until I’ve paid the Void, one way or another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can never pee beyond thunderzone because Tina Turner is so intinadating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need a standardized unit to measure this.

  GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Fire, Water, Burn’ by the Bloodhound Gang for the curious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full circle.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Willy! What’s that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your mother's package has arrived⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wang! Pay attention!