Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

  I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Around here, we speak American, son. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that was Freddie Deftones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.

  We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:

  ‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.

  That got a giggle from us.

  The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.

  The next album was a no-buy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like something from 1001 Arabian Nights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Myself, at least, nobody but my closest friends knows about my collection, and I don’t talk about it because it would bore them to tears.

  Or they would just tell me to pirate soft synth in Ableton and use a cheap midi, which is financially rational, but it isn’t the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of how many YouTube channels have walls of games or books behind them. Or people that have 400 games in their stream account they never even play. Synth cost of entry is higher, so proper hoarders are rarer.

  If I had another digit on my income, I’d probably find an excuse to buy a used instrument at the pawn because it’s a wicked rush imagining what you can do with this new tool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Another synthesizer that I don’t even have a stand for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when the Fold phones first came out and people were peeling off the screens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kissinger and Hussein having a spicy three way in hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Undercover Informant"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a row!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Undercover Informant"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Men of his caliber are, indeed, rare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My 401k has gotten up into the 5 digit range a couple times, but emergencies have required me to to drain it. Retirement is a dream I rarely harbor.

  I’m working until the day I die. My mother fancies herself retired and rots away in a house she imagines she owns, but it has been property of the bank since before I was born in the 80s. A mortgage that was essentially renting with extra steps.

  I’m just whining now, so I’ll stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Timeshares. Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golf Cartification of My City⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t do that shit sober.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonononononono-

  : breath:

  NONONONONONONO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a problem with Bioshock⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Return to monke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are vegan 100% plant based bean product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And now, a man with a stoat through his head…