Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard you are selling some fine leather jackets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True story: I had a friend that wanted me to draw an ironic tattoo for him. I drew the words ‘Chinese Symbol’ in a sans serif typeface and the bastard actually got it inked.

  When Chinese people meet him, they love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  French food is just smothering everything in a cream sauce and cooking it too long.

  Add a reduction somewhere in the recipe to make it take even longer and charge more for it.

  Bonus points if it is a baked good and completely ruined if you don’t follow every step perfectly.

  Basically an excuse to eat straight milk fat and look fancy doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nirvana and The Beatles are super over rated and are only well known because they sold out/were promoted at the right place time so that record industry fat cats could use them to cash in on counter cultures.

  Also Elvis/Led Zeppelin/Eminem stole music from black people and made money by making it ok for rich white kids to listen to.

  Also, Drake is a pussy ass wannabe rich kid from the suburbs.

  Sometimes it’s painful to be this brave, but the truth must be shared. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pizza is also a sandwich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be so pissed if Twiggy/Heroin Chique comes back into vogue. I was rather enjoying pop stars having hips/ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember- to never hold in a fart-

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize masala, was spicy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t legally call them chips. Since they are formed potato product they have to be called ‘crisps’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those of us who don't use ChatGPT will get this one ;)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look out for stuff that is sold next to Olive oil called Pomace Oil. It’s packaged almost exactly the same and ‘Pomace Oil’ is usually hidden in fancy script somewhere. It’s much cheaper because it’s made from running the garbage that is left over through a couple questionable processes to squeeze out every last ml of oil out of it.

  It’s possibly unhealthy to consume regularly and definitely the poorest quality. That’s why the 3 liter tin is only like $25

  Also, the Italian/Greek/whatever Olive Oil was probably sourced from a bunch of different places and only packaged in the stated country.

  Look for ‘First Press’ oils to have some chance at quality product, though the producer may be lying about that too, or mixing a legal minimum of the stated high quality product with the cheapest garbage they can boost their margins with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, people that had to work during/after university are inherently idiots, and everyone knows that bartenders are morons that should never aspire to anything greater than cracking beers and making cocktails for actual smart people. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep puffin, dork.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said ‘Lactating Mothers’. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea what office people do. From my research they sit in front of computers and write emails, frown at the occasional spreadsheet, and grow more irritated the more interaction they have to have with coworkers they don’t want to copulate with.

  They also get evasive and defensive when you ask them what their job title means.

  If they can get paid to forward emails and avoid social interaction from home, thermodynamically, that seems more efficient. To me, at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Word of warning, you should still wear hearing protection even if your heron is suppressed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats! : hands you your left handed chop sticks:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, and a little bit of jam mixed in that has begun to solidify.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t being a member here pretty much a full diagnosis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Grimbo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know which one I'm picking!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So guess what boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention injury/death when the equipment catastrophically fails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always with the hidden fees.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Critics are hailing ‘The Diarrhea Clause’ as Tim Allen’s triumphant return to cinema.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no! What a shame!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get me some proper rubble for the kids and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to meet me at the park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is judging you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They were the first restaurant to offer Sparkling Beef on the menu back in the 80s, but they stopped marketing it when the Carbonated Meat fad had run it’s course.

  They continued to use gas impregnation on their meats when they discovered it allowed large piles of nutritive matter to cook more quickly and evenly, similarly to how the burger patties at Wendy’s an and White Castle are partially perforated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exploding Head Syndrome maybe? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be the problem money can't fix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I donate to Pistols for Pandas because those poor guys need all the firepower they can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banane logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I unfortunately like bananas when they are browning and only enjoy them riiight before it’s too late. I don’t even bring them home anymore because fruitflies are pretty much guaranteed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All we need to do is reverse the impulsors and route weapons systems into the storage matrix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird that I cringe whenever someone calls my name and I avoid using peoples names when talking to them?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever somebody uses my name I immediately feel like I’m in trouble, then when I realize I’m not, I feel like they are faking intimacy by continuing to say my name and are attempting to manipulate me.

  I’m also that guy that will be completely clueless that you are in to them until you grab me by the junk. So, there’s that.