I’d rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.
Anon is judging you
Submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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rtxn@lemmy.world 5 days ago
yakko@feddit.uk 5 days ago
My gaming time is limited, unlike my love for bubble butts in fun outfits.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Mr Incredible staring at the camera, black and white. “Uncanny” meme
“And this guy… He only started playing the game because he liked gooning to the R34 art so much”
daggermoon@piefed.world 5 days ago
2B is hot tho. I ain’t playing that game. It’s too fucking long.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I personally really enjoyed it. Post nut clarity really helps engage with the philosophic part of the game
errer@lemmy.world 5 days ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
The way you described it makes it sound boring
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
The philosophic part is the worst part
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
and it looks boring.
It’s developed by platinum, so gameplay is anything, but boring.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
It’s anything, but it is also boring or it’s not boring?
synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This game is NOT boring. Would play even without the hot android up-skirt.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
No, it is
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 5 days ago
I suppose boring story-wise? I personally enjoy the kind of storytelling Drakengard games have, it’s full of slow buildup sidequests with usually very sharp endings. Also how dramatic it all gets. Loved Automata so much that after fully completing it (except for that evil one-shot DLC arena) I went and ran through Replicant, too.
But they do take a lot of time to complete and I suppose if you are not that much into all the 19th century philosophy and all the emotional damage characters suffer, that can be boring.
Another thing, if people here persuade you to try it somehow, a controller is mandatory for this game and do try different keybind presets the game offers, the default one sucks.
daggermoon@piefed.world 4 days ago
The 19th century philosophy bit sounds neat. You make this game sound more fun than anyone else has. I may need to reevaluate.
redsand@infosec.pub 4 days ago
Pan up. The game has mods… I don’t think I need to sell you more.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 days ago
There’s more sexy characters in the games I won’t like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. 🤷♂️
kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 5 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 days ago
Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven’t seen or played whatever he’s from.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 days ago
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 days ago
holy shit is that the clanker mist
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
So? I jerk to RL women I’ve never met also.
spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rocket League?
janus2@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I can’t really jork it to characters in games and media I enjoy non-hornily. It feels icky to my brain
guess I’ll never play Genshin now lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I played genshin for like 2 months, trying to figure out what people liked about it. I muted the game to stop the anime noises within the first day, skipped every cutscene by day 2 because the characters’ mannerisms pissed me off, blocked online elements within a week because other players were deeply uninteresting, and hit a hard progress wall within a month of increasingly intermittent playtime. I left after a few weekly boss rushes began to remind me of RuneScape grinding.
Which is to say, you can freely play it. It’s terrible
rtxn@lemmy.world 4 days ago
skipped every cutscene by day 2
You got filtered. Get past the prologue and chapter 1 and the story gets significantly better, to the extent that the narrative and gameplay frameworks allow, and often exceeds the likes of Dark Souls in both story and lore.
Masquerade Of The Guilty is fucking cinema and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Genshin Impact? If he’s big enough
TALL421@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Wonderful favor you’ve done yourself!
goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
as someone who still doesnt not has finnancial means to play most games, I have watched at least 5 times more gameplay videos than actually played games, even indie games like slimerancher 2 just run so poorly on a cheap intel 12th gen laptop, it is great now at least having the oportunity to play some games thankd to finally getting a proper computer and not being stuck with my phone being my only device, but my old habits of watching 5 hours of gameplay of games instead of playing still strong
Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 days ago
ngl there are some video games the porn is better then the actual game.
IronBird@lemmy.world 4 days ago
i could probably recognize most genshin characters without ever playing that half-assed game once
Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I played Genshin not as a Gacha but as an Action Adventure akin to BotW, and I really enjoyed it. It has some beautiful environments. When I started to play it as a Gacha, I lost interest soon.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
See? Stop judging kids who wear Nirvana t-shirts without knowing it’s a band
We’re all guilty
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
lol that was awhile ago that fad started. And yes I spent like 2 months talking to youngins o you like metallica/nirvanna/greenday thats coo.
And then not understanding why they didnt know what the fuck I was talking about. Dookie is my all time favorite album! Why are you confused about that statement? You didnt know you are wearing a dookie tee shirt?
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Me when people goon to video characters instead if specifically to me! (Hornyposting)
qualia@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’d never disgrace my first love: Terra from Final Fantasy VI.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
She’s so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted…
I couldn’t ever imagine gooning to her.
Mog on the other hand…
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 days ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
What else am a going to do? The games I play don’t exactly have characters who can easily be gooned to, the fuck am I going to do work it to an M3 Lee and Beep.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I’ve seriously thought about making a gooner game basically satirizing an extremely popular one that has zero gooning potential. Don’t want to give too much details because I legit thought it could make a killing and I don’t think anyone in working on anything similar right now
WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 4 days ago
why does it matter if the gooner never played the game
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They’re Fake Gooning. It’s unethical
WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 4 days ago
goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I don’t goon, I don’t like the gameplay for most of them, and I only play trash games on my phone, no-where else. Have you SEEN the install sizes of the mobile versions of these games? I don’t think I’ve seen ONE that didn’t leave me wondering why the developers bothered.
When I’ve got Human Resource Machine, Really Bad Chess, Wordle, Sudoku and more, do I really need 30gb for 2B’s enhanced jiggle physics?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 days ago
Judge me all you want. I’m too busy jerkin in to care
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 5 days ago
I also goon to characters from movies I’ve never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 days ago
If you’re gooning to the characters, you’d probably enjoy the movie, to be honest!
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 days ago
Or Arby’s!
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
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Sexy-Animal-Fucker@thebrainbin.org 5 days ago
I also goon to Zootopia a lot though I have watched it many times
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That post nut clarity is gonna hit hard
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 5 days ago
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plutopos@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
It’s a 1h48m movie, go watch it