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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I also goon to characters from movies I’ve never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you’re gooning to the characters, you’d probably enjoy the movie, to be honest!

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      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Or Arby’s!

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    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • Sexy-Animal-Fucker@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I also goon to Zootopia a lot though I have watched it many times

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That post nut clarity is gonna hit hard

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      • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a 1h48m movie, go watch it

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My gaming time is limited, unlike my love for bubble butts in fun outfits.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mr Incredible staring at the camera, black and white. “Uncanny” meme

    “And this guy… He only started playing the game because he liked gooning to the R34 art so much”

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2B is hot tho. I ain’t playing that game. It’s too fucking long.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I personally really enjoyed it. Post nut clarity really helps engage with the philosophic part of the game

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hmmm yes I’m feeling particularly philosophical while playing this one

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      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The way you described it makes it sound boring

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The philosophic part is the worst part

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    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      and it looks boring.

      It’s developed by platinum, so gameplay is anything, but boring.

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Played it, it sucks

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s anything, but it is also boring or it’s not boring?

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This game is NOT boring. Would play even without the hot android up-skirt.

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, it is

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pan up. The game has mods… I don’t think I need to sell you more.

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    • TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I suppose boring story-wise? I personally enjoy the kind of storytelling Drakengard games have, it’s full of slow buildup sidequests with usually very sharp endings. Also how dramatic it all gets. Loved Automata so much that after fully completing it (except for that evil one-shot DLC arena) I went and ran through Replicant, too.

      But they do take a lot of time to complete and I suppose if you are not that much into all the 19th century philosophy and all the emotional damage characters suffer, that can be boring.

      Another thing, if people here persuade you to try it somehow, a controller is mandatory for this game and do try different keybind presets the game offers, the default one sucks.

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      • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The 19th century philosophy bit sounds neat. You make this game sound more fun than anyone else has. I may need to reevaluate.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s more sexy characters in the games I won’t like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. 🤷‍♂️

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    • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There are machines you can goon to:

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven’t seen or played whatever he’s from.

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    • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes.

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      • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        holy shit is that the clanker mist

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So? I jerk to RL women I’ve never met also.

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    • spookedintownsville@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Rocket League?

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can’t really jork it to characters in games and media I enjoy non-hornily. It feels icky to my brain

    guess I’ll never play Genshin now lol

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I played genshin for like 2 months, trying to figure out what people liked about it. I muted the game to stop the anime noises within the first day, skipped every cutscene by day 2 because the characters’ mannerisms pissed me off, blocked online elements within a week because other players were deeply uninteresting, and hit a hard progress wall within a month of increasingly intermittent playtime. I left after a few weekly boss rushes began to remind me of RuneScape grinding.

      Which is to say, you can freely play it. It’s terrible

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        skipped every cutscene by day 2

        You got filtered. Get past the prologue and chapter 1 and the story gets significantly better, to the extent that the narrative and gameplay frameworks allow, and often exceeds the likes of Dark Souls in both story and lore.

        Masquerade Of The Guilty is fucking cinema and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Genshin Impact? If he’s big enough

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    • TALL421@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wonderful favor you’ve done yourself!

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ngl there are some video games the porn is better then the actual game.

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    • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i could probably recognize most genshin characters without ever playing that half-assed game once

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      • Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I played Genshin not as a Gacha but as an Action Adventure akin to BotW, and I really enjoyed it. It has some beautiful environments. When I started to play it as a Gacha, I lost interest soon.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    See? Stop judging kids who wear Nirvana t-shirts without knowing it’s a band

    We’re all guilty

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      lol that was awhile ago that fad started. And yes I spent like 2 months talking to youngins o you like metallica/nirvanna/greenday thats coo.

      And then not understanding why they didnt know what the fuck I was talking about. Dookie is my all time favorite album! Why are you confused about that statement? You didnt know you are wearing a dookie tee shirt?

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      • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Maybe they were just fans of poo

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  • goodboyjojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      as someone who still doesnt not has finnancial means to play most games, I have watched at least 5 times more gameplay videos than actually played games, even indie games like slimerancher 2 just run so poorly on a cheap intel 12th gen laptop, it is great now at least having the oportunity to play some games thankd to finally getting a proper computer and not being stuck with my phone being my only device, but my old habits of watching 5 hours of gameplay of games instead of playing still strong

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  • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Me when people goon to video characters instead if specifically to me! (Hornyposting)

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  • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d never disgrace my first love: Terra from Final Fantasy VI.

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    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      She’s so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted…

      I couldn’t ever imagine gooning to her.

      Mog on the other hand…

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    • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t goon, I don’t like the gameplay for most of them, and I only play trash games on my phone, no-where else. Have you SEEN the install sizes of the mobile versions of these games? I don’t think I’ve seen ONE that didn’t leave me wondering why the developers bothered.

    When I’ve got Human Resource Machine, Really Bad Chess, Wordle, Sudoku and more, do I really need 30gb for 2B’s enhanced jiggle physics?

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What else am a going to do? The games I play don’t exactly have characters who can easily be gooned to, the fuck am I going to do work it to an M3 Lee and Beep.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve seriously thought about making a gooner game basically satirizing an extremely popular one that has zero gooning potential. Don’t want to give too much details because I legit thought it could make a killing and I don’t think anyone in working on anything similar right now

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  • WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    why does it matter if the gooner never played the game

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They’re Fake Gooning. It’s unethical

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      • WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Judge me all you want. I’m too busy jerkin in to care

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