vaultdweller013
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on just beat it 2 days ago:
Roll it out with sabers instead far more civilized, we aren’t trench fighters. Alternatively if you want a more lethal option rig it up with a 32. Caliber revolver like that batshit insane mouse trap.
- Comment on Basically 3 days ago:
I cast Ketemine Ape.
- Comment on Basically 3 days ago:
Let’s be honest here if anybody from the 1700s slept with a trans woman it was definitely Ben Franklin. Man was a professional horn dog.
- Comment on Basically 3 days ago:
Immediately murders the closest person to see what happens
- Comment on All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer 1 week ago:
I work for a produce delivery company as a courier and yeah fresh produce is ass for storage and transit. I’m legit thinking about jury rigging a small air conditioner into the back of my truck for summer cooling.
Have you seen if there’s any way for your foodbank to do canning?
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 1 week ago:
It also doesn’t help that it has some heritage from courtly romance, if youve ever wondered why Guinevere and Lancelot have a thing going on in Arthurian mythology that’s why. The French were enamored with courtly romance and guess who helped forge modern romance.
- Comment on Anon reads between the lines 1 week ago:
That sounds like a skill issue. Have you considered replacing your flesh the strength and certainty of steel? We have oil margaritas!
- Comment on Reading random bits of history on wikipedia 1 week ago:
Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I’m a bit of a Romantic you see.
- Comment on Reading random bits of history on wikipedia 1 week ago:
Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 weeks ago:
Well that and using chemicals that cause cancer if you don’t use a mask with a filter. He came to regret that one. My grandfather was a walking OSHA violation.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 weeks ago:
In the case of my grandfather he just went all in on his batshit insane stories, his first one was apparently how he electrocuted his balls. My grandmother avoided him initially, but after she realized he was the charming type of insane she warmed up to him. The fuck were people doing in the 70s?
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 2 weeks ago:
My great grandfather built a punch of apartment complexes back in the 70s, if their house is anything like those well… standardly annoying is the words that come to mind.
- Comment on science never ends 2 weeks ago:
So long as you don’t use it to spout off some bullshit like electric universe is some pseudo-philisophical bullshit masquerading as science I agree. Sorry of the madness I was watching professor Dave and my mind is mush.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
Nothing changes.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
I feel like that effect would be under a different power than regeneration, like shape shifting or something. Growing extra limbs would be unlikely unless you were already genetically rigged for it.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
So super cancer?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
Cool I get my foreskin back.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
I have wolverine level regeneration.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 3 weeks ago:
King Henry VIII codpiece is also acceptable.
- Comment on Anon can't go on a field trip 3 weeks ago:
Those last two are definitely intentional.
- Comment on Anon can't go on a field trip 3 weeks ago:
It’s because they thought Black was going for retribution on Harry so they probably figured that he was largely laser focused on him. Though he did blow up a bunch of folks sin their eyes so that logic doesnt really hold water.
TLDR: Rowling dumb and doesn’t even think things through within the same book.
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 3 weeks ago:
Also there is probably some level of inflation from the characters being present even if they aren’t necessarily part of the act. IE a porn comic where Bart and Lisa are complaining about thumping, cut to Marge and Homer fucking.
I rather like my hentai and have seen this type of thing frequently enough to say it’s semi common. Though I am not into Simpsons personally, a bit too abstract and too far away from human coloration to enjoy.
- Comment on Common British L 3 weeks ago:
We call that the gulf special!
- Comment on >:)> 3 weeks ago:
This sounds like a CK2 event for the satanic secret society.
“On their journeys some of your brothers and sisters under Satan stumbled upon a goat with strange forward facing eyes. As the blade pierced the animals heart it is consumed by a sulphurous fire.”
“Why did I hear screaming?”
“A few minutes into cleaning the ritual room a vibrant rainbow of fires and smells burst forth upon the ritual dias taking several of your brothers. As the fire clears you see the goat has returned with small yellow squares of paper attached via adhesive to the goat. They are all signed by different gods and demons.”
“This raises many questions.” (+3 diplomacy)
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 4 weeks ago:
Why did I read this in Chris-Chans voice??? Why am I this brainrotted?
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 4 weeks ago:
Hashashin, get stabbed loser.
- Comment on Oh god 4 weeks ago:
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 5 weeks ago:
I legit forget that character exists everytime I play the game so that’s probably why.
- Comment on The only way to be 5 weeks ago:
Yeah the guy I knew wasn’t an Ayn Rand weirdo, his dad apparently was but was stupid and basically created the only thing even close to a functional AnCap I’ve ever heard of. Once ya mix in Rands bullshit there is usually a notable degree of crazy and stupidity. They also tend to be weirdly aggressive.
- Comment on The only way to be 5 weeks ago:
Philosophically yes, sanity wise fuck no. Last I heard he was trying to build a 1-1 replica of the Bob Semple tank somewhere in Nevada, but that was about 5 years ago now.