vaultdweller013

@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know... they have a point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in the name, fairy aka one of the fair folk. Of course the damned thing functions like a drunk SCP entity. The point of the fair folk isn’t to make sense it’s to induce headaches into men and make the gods question their very nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey there smoothskin…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're a broke vampire, just say that⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I started the problem that got banned

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically a shit post song, I guess people are still somewhat the same.

  Also my association for polka is Polka never dies by The Dreadnaughts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shame the old one is pretty unique, frankly if anyone needs an update it’s us Californians. But we are also a somewhat lazy bunch and would probably just make California Dreamin the new anthem. Either that or the committee would let their insanity take hold and ya would end up with something reminiscing a Latin war cant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

  SpongeBob laugh WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it’s historical doesn’t make it not pornography vaultdweller013) Any discussion of the killdozer Bulldozer noises Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers) Kazoos are not longer allowed Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property Soviet national anthem Russian national anthem State anthem of Mississippi Djibouti National anthem Sakkinarven Polka

  Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨succession⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As the other dude noted it’s tumbleweed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨succession⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could allow my yard to revert to the low brush it naturally was, problem is that a certain invasive weed from central fucking Asia would disagree. I blame the fucking Russians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees don't have lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah they followed paths, I think it’s a way of avoiding dangerous terrain. They are rather fragile beasts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees don't have lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my defense I am a smartass not smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees don't have lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why you don’t see cat sized insects roaming around, I live next to a tarantula trail and some of them fuckers get BIG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah the 70s Jeep trucks are fucken peak and that’s not even getting into the OG Willie’s Jeep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are ever at threat go to this person they have neither shame nor fear and would do unspeakable things if to thine foes if they like you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey don’t lump those of us with old Jeeps on with the modern profligates, we can actually maintain our shit buckets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically I’m blaming the Franks, but they are just proto-French so it is still counts. Like referring to the Picts as Scots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame the French, before them damned near every Germanic society had a broadly democratic tribal or clan based system. Then the French combined that with Roman autocratic systems and somehow created an early version of Divine right of kings and a form of proto absolutism. Yes I am glossing over a tonne of shit but compare the French estates to the clusterfuck that was the Holy Roman Diet and it’s like comparing a member of the English Royal guard to a Somalian pirate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being gay is a choice, just like my fucking cars check engine light is a choice. Why are you on motherfucker I have done so much fucking maintenance yet you defy me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way it’s era inappropriate by about two thousand years, I thought it’d be funnier if he was holding a calzone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Diogenes: Behold a burrito! Holding a calzone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marten, I know that guy!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like something that got chucked through a time portal from the Permian period. My lizard brain says run but ape brain says pet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say thanks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon predicts the future of driving⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I get what you’re saying but at least from my point of view that’s still too much unnecessary shit, mind you I think cup holders are optional but hear me out. The problem isn’t the touch screen per-se it’s everything else reliant on it cruise control, lane assist, and back up cams are all either unnecessary or in the case of the back up cams a failure of design. All a lot of folks want is a basic as shit car where the most complex thing inside of it is the door ajar light.

  In many ways cars are too computerized they have so many points of failure that I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if we see a generation or two being bricked because of another capacitor or CPU plague. That’s also not getting into their shitty interiors, I fucking hate my grandmother’s car but maybe Ford in particular is bad. Point is they have too much shit going on maintenance wise and frankly speaking lots of folks just want what amounts to a 2001 era car, enough electronics for maintenance while still being relatively easy to repair and replace hell for backup cams you could even have a cool popup screen.

  But maybe I’m just a biased asshole who is a borderline luddite and only has really driven cars from the early 90s to 01, point is I will labatomize any new car if I am somehow forced to use one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches It⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at the very least make it some different type of autism expression, give me the tired autist who is very aware of social situations but doesn’t give a shit anymore. Or even manic goblin autist who has found stability in a form of controlled chaos, no I don’t mean in a manic pixie dream girl sorta way I mean they shot put a fucken wrench through a wall to kill a fly that’s been annoying them for the last 40 minutes sorta way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In my area of California while the crazy element is still present it generally means they mod their weapons in particularly volatile or weird ways, maybe they have an obsession with a particular era of weapons as well. Honestly it’s a pretty informal term where the only useful measurement is that most folks who could be described as gun nots probably press their own ammo.

  So it can be a neutral term depending on region at least, either that or my Redneck is showing. Frankly speaking though I have seen folks (usually yuppies) throw fits because folks have either rare or “scary” looking firearms, apparently there was an incident at a gun range relatively near me where some stupid bitch called the cops cause a dude pulled out a Browning Automatic Rifle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just eccentric⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also a hypothesis I’ve seen floating around that Celtic bards and Nordic Skalds may have had higher rates of autism. Basically the idea is that the requirements for memorizing, maintenance, and application of laws which they kept would be easier for folks with autism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is chasing an old high⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I still think someone needs to make a gaming screen with built in retro screen emulator capabilities. Fuck you’re 8K ultra wide crap I want to play old school games in their proper resolution without it looking like crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to see the Primarch of the Raven guard enjoying an alliteration break between tormenting Lorgar. Though I feel like it’d be more productive to go after Erebus, could probably get half the Traitor legions to help him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And this boys, girls, and the Eldritch entity in my cupboard is why the humanities are so important, if you want other examples go watch the Behind the Bastards episodes on the Zizians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint it’s not theft if you’re related and they clearly weren’t using it. Also it’s not theft if they stole something first, looking at you Japan stealing our swear words you fucking cock sucking bastards.