Angryhumanoid
@Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app
- Comment on I should offer him a custom vid 9 hours ago:
I imagine OnlyFans has a generous family discount package.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 10 hours ago:
Donate it to charity. And I am definitely a charitable cause.
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
Who knows one best than the ones one knows?
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
No no, everyone else ISN’T me. It’s a common misconception. As opposed to forgetting to take your fertility pill before having sex, that’s a common missed conception, hey oh!
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
I’m only an expert on me, you’ll need to ask someone else who isn’t me.
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
The opposite of everyone who isn’t me.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
That was my nickname in high school.
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
I’m me, everything else isn’t.
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
Sorry I’m an atheist, I’m only responsible for my own shit.
- Comment on How do I make the most out of a mediocre laptop? 3 days ago:
Frankly others have already said it. If you can install Linux, that will improve things the most. Short of that Win10 will still perform miles better than Win11 even with good debloating.
- Comment on What's your excuse for the current state of affairs? 3 days ago:
Like… the current state of affairs everywhere? Cause I’m not sure I can take ownership of EVERYTHING.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Yeah but I don’t like walnuts anyway /shrug
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Well that’s what I call an accommodating host!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
- Comment on Here's some toast 4 days ago:
I accept your reasoning. And now I want toast you bastard.
- Comment on Here's some toast 4 days ago:
I love toast, but that butter needs to be evenly spread the moment it’s soft enough for maximum enjoyment.
- Comment on If your in jail and you have a heart condition, and they taser you and you die are they responsible? Even if they know you have a heart condition? 4 days ago:
Probably not, sadly. Depends on jurisdiction of course. In the US qualified immunity means if they can argue they used the minimum amount of force needed to control the situation they will likely be found to have used appropriate force, even if they knew it could be particularly harmful to you.
- Comment on Do women actually enjoy sex? 4 days ago:
Ok. Some women definitely feel pleasure during penetrative sex. Medical procedures and the physical action of penetrative sex are not the same. Some women enjoy stimulation of the sex organs NOT including penetration. Women are a spectrum, not all will enjoy the same thing.
- Comment on Do women actually enjoy sex? 4 days ago:
- Comment on I may be wrong here. Isn't AI only as smart as the user putting in the information or commands? What's the big deal? 5 days ago:
Yes and no. If thinking in those terms there are multiple possible points of failure. First it depends on the model of AI you are using. Some are almost hilariously bad. 2nd is you, you need to ask the right questions with the right guardrails to get the desired output, and even then you need to ask the right questions to make sure it’s correct. 3rd, even after all that the societal cost of AI agents is still too high in terms of energy inefficiency, driving up prices, water usage, etc and is a net negative to the world.
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 6 days ago:
So short answer yes they can do that, for a few reasons, maybe the prosecutor will drop the charges, depending on how the stop went and if anything else happened which resulted in additional charges that end up sticking. Preface, I am not a lawyer.
A, any kind of traffic infraction (real or hallucinated by the cops) technically gives them the legal right to stop you. The initial stop will likely be upheld if it goes to court.
B, they use that as a pretext to then investigate other possible things. Drunk/impaired driving not surprisingly is a big one. Roadside breath tests are not admissible in court, station tests are.
C, if you blow 0’s they rapidly pivot to “What other substances have you had which are impairing your ability to operate a motor vehicle”. Technically speaking they can do that, if they think they have reasonable suspicion you are driving while impaired.
D, here’s where it gets shitty. You can still be convicted of DWI even if all tests come back negative. Prosecutors can argue you were impaired by a substance that doesn’t come up on standard tests. If they think they have enough video or documented evidence of you acting impaired they can still push for that.
E, GET A LAWYER. They can argue and eliminate a lot of points of data which the prosecutor can claim are evidence of impairment. Red watery eyes? They were tired. Slurred speech? How does the officer know those are not your normal speaking patterns? An important thing to note here, field sobriety tests tend to favor the police, NOT you. And they are not a legal requirement. Fyi.
F, if a more comprehensive drug test will show you were not intoxicated in any way you can pay out of pocket and submit that to court, but now you’re getting into the area of “how much money will it cost to not take a lesser charge.
G, speaking of, the weaker the case the more likely the prosecutor will plead you down to a lesser charge just to make it go away while still giving them a technical win. It’s bullshit and they use the threat of cost to prove innocence against you, because fuck poor people.
- Comment on Turning the Tide: A Queer Look at the Orca 6 days ago:
They’re gay AND they like sinking rich people’s yachts? Truly nature’s perfect animal, sorry crabs you got pushed to second.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
How do you know they’re not married?
- Comment on Male ejaculation travels at an avg speed of 28 mph. How come it doesn't blow the back of a woman or male neck out or cause other serious damage at that speed? 1 week ago:
Hand to God thought this was gonna be the setup to that 25 mile an hour speed limit joke about there being more than one reason it’s illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.
- Comment on How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026) 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s why I NEVER work out, so I won’t get distracted by other dudes when I’m trying to attract ladies! Wait, I think I see a flaw in my logic….
- Comment on Who is Joe Rogan? 1 week ago:
He played a character called Joe on a TV show called NewsRadio. It’s all been downhill from there.
- Comment on You want me to take my heartbreak; put it away and forget?! 1 week ago:
I’m just here for the love of a Moonstruck meme.
- Comment on Protip: 1 week ago:
Ok but that better not give me anger issues.
- Comment on The Republican Party used to be very big on smaller government. What caused them to turn into the party of big government over reach? When did it happen? 1 week ago:
Money. “Small government” was code for “tax corporations less”. Everything the current RNC does is code for “Transfer as much money as possible from the government and poor people to rich people”.
- Comment on The Great Steam Deck Crash of 2026: How The New Pricing Slashed Demand by 80% 1 week ago:
I believe it was Plato who once said “Fuck Nintendo”.
