I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny.

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I used a photo I found online from my local governments department of transport. The name was “Sam S. Sample” with a photo of Mr Bean. So far Reddit, discord, and pornhub have all accepted it.

  I’m in my 30s but fuck giving my government ID to random American corporations with a history of data breaches.

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  • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Wish I could’ve used this method to regain OnlyFans access – their verifier took multiple photos of my head for a 3D scan, and the site geolocks its users like Steam, so VPNs wouldn’t work.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve never had to do that other than actual government organizations. It must be American.

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  • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pornhub?

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    • lemmysir@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a website that hosts pornographic content.

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well he’s clearly over the age range, I don’t see an issue.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s clearly expired!

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    • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well that just means they’re even older!

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• isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is actually a fun bit of historical trivia. That passport isn’t something someone just cooked up in Photoshop. It’s real.

  In 1976, his remains were issued an Egyptian passport (nearly 3 thousand years after his death) so that he could be transported to Paris for an irradiated treatment to prevent a fungoid growth.

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah I’ve seen a bunch of these. It’s pretty clear that ID verification is just a drag net to catch the uninformed or stupid people which is going to be like 70% of traffic anyway.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Return the slab

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• gnufuu@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn’t owned by the bloody Hittites

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funny enough, there are villages in eastern Anatolia that are not on the government maps.

    They do trade with other towns and have gas, cars etc but population is mainly native to the land like Kurdish.

    So there are actual non-zero chances that there is some hidden ancient Hittite village last recorded by Alexander the Great’s empire, and Persians or Romans who conquered a fort nearby later didn’t survey that particular location, so it kinda has been sitting there enjoying not paying any taxes; and an actual bloody hittite could leave their town today to go work at tumblr hq.

    At least in my historic fanfic that I just came up with.

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    • gnufuu@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  thanks to France, they required the passport to be transferred there, so Egypt printed one

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  • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also, sadly it’s not a real passport. You can tell (at a minimum) because the first machine-readable passports were issued in 1980, and Egypt didn’t start issuing MRPs until 2008.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🎶 The man is gauze! The man in gauze! 🎶

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  • rindo25@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    youtu.be/tVQ0niE_dSo?is=dVqvWtfyo80-qoEL

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s your offer?!

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  • Tyro@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you! I came to the comments for this :)

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you mean banana gods

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    • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I always thought it said ‘Commands the Gods’ as a kid

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “That man belongs in the british museum.”

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I don’t think it’s necessary to say Twitter sucks when posting a screenshot of a tweet.

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• timmaeus@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This age verification garbage is actually the (final) reason why I moved to Lemmy lol

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• mtpender@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He has a license to drive a chariot between Sunrise and Sunset.

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• omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Picture taken sometime after defeating the sea people

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• trainsrkool@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  thats how we get cursed, do you want to get cursed?!?!

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  • mtpender@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Return The Slab, or suffer my curse…”

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How can this be! The AI used to search the image is top notch! It’s the LATEST tech!

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never seen anyone put their profession on their passport.

  I suspect this might be fake.

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  • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Afaik it was issued only to appease (British or French) custom and borders agencies. Ramses II was send to another country for research and even deceased humans require an ID to enter the receiving country.

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  • RandomStickman@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apparently profession is a field in a regular Egyptian passport lmao

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  • openchan@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

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• Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I fucked up and in a moment of desperation to buy an age controlled substance I uploaded mine to a verifier.

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