Obituarykidney
@Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
- Comment on Lawful evil 1 day ago:
And the service fee, and the priority fee so it’s not cold, and the mark-up on the food
- Comment on Can you not? 4 days ago:
Almost like it’s by design
- Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh 4 days ago:
I’m not a kid, cunt. Figured that was quite clear when I mentioned handling other mens dicks.
- Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh 4 days ago:
Hmm, probably the many penises (and the man attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they’ve said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don’t need lube, but I’ve met people who do.
- Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh 4 days ago:
Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
- Comment on Machines 4 days ago:
Yeah the trick is to put your reusable bags in the trolley, with a second reusable bag inside them. Put your groceries in the inner bag, and the items you’re going to steal in the outer bag between the layers of bag as you shop.
Then when you get to the self checkout, you unload the inner bags onto the checkout, scan as normal, move your trolley to the other side with all the unscanned items hidden between bag layers, pay, load the inner bags with the paid groceries. They’ll never even see the stuff between bags after you’ve unloaded for scanning, and if they look into the bags it still looks empty.
… Or so I’ve been told
- Comment on Beware of Ice. It's the real killer 5 days ago:
I used to work in a whiskey bar and the amount of times women would come in and get all upset because “whisky makes me depressed” and “gin makes me sleepy”, “why do you only have one vodka?”.
Bitch. It’s fucking ethanol. The only difference is the flavour. Drink the one vodka we have or go to a different bar. It’s a whisky bar.
- Comment on Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters 1 week ago:
Yeah I have that thought regularly. These idiots can’t just keep to themselves and be rich and do literally whatever the fuck they want, they have to be in the public eye and fuck with our lives. But so far none of them seem mentally stable enough to maintain a good image if they’re in front of the camera enough without a pr person filtering the things they say.
So I hope it gets to them that no one likes them. I hope they feel supremely lonely. Like that time Elon Musk thought he would be super cool and stream playing PoE but ended up rage quitting in silence while crying (in his private jet) because twitch chat spammed stuff like “Grimes will never love you” and telling him to pay child support. I hope they feel like that every day.
- Comment on Title 1 week ago:
Still get comments removed by mods
- Comment on The conservatives are calling basic Progressive policies "Communist". 1 week ago:
I did 6th, 7th and 8th grade in small town Oklahoma 20 years ago so I have first hand experience. Curious to know how bad it’s gotten since the advent of classroom iPads and ai, especially since they’ve maintained their bottom rankings.
My 8th grade geography teacher was the wrestling coach. He had a projector with slides that matched the text book, and would just scroll through then reading off the screen so class. All of our assignments were in the textbook, which also has the answers printed in them. And that is what he used to grade the assignments. I got an award for “excellence in geography” at the end of the year, but I know for a fact it’s because I was in his class first in the mornings and I set up the projector for him because he didn’t know how.
I feel bad for the teachers looking back, they were doing their best but had fuckall to work with.
- Comment on do men leggings also push up your butt like women's do? 1 week ago:
Doesn’t answer your question, but there was a guy at the gym I used to go to that always wore white leggings. Dude was stacked, looked like a body builder in his 50s. I didn’t notice how it fit his ass, mostly because he had a very small dick and balls that most definitely were lifted by the leggings. Pointed straight forwards and perfectly outlined. Everyone that went to that gym knew of him, and called him leggings guy.
- Comment on The conservatives are calling basic Progressive policies "Communist". 1 week ago:
Why do you think conservatives keep gutting education. And all the lowest ranking states for education vote red.
- Comment on Christa Pike at 18 years old when she was sentenced to death. She is now 50 and they are supposed to kill her this week 1 week ago:
So when she does torture and murder it’s the death penalty, but when the system does it they just ignore it. Love that.
- Comment on Christa Pike at 18 years old when she was sentenced to death. She is now 50 and they are supposed to kill her this week 1 week ago:
Why was she imprisoned for 32 years of age was already sentenced to death? What’s the point? I don’t agree with the death penalty in general, but if you’re going to do it, just do it?
- Comment on Name me country which has better food than England 1 week ago:
Crisps
- Comment on Here's a Mexican restaurant with cooled toilet paper for your ass 1 week ago:
You should be more careful mate
- Comment on They say, "You'll have to wait". It's a bullshit argument against Universal Healthcare. 1 week ago:
I had a severely herniated disc to the point where I spent a good six months or so on opiates and stuck laying in bed. Was ok to walk short distances after a while so it was considered low priority for surgery. 3 year wait time, but I finally had it done and went home after a night in the hospital. The opiates were ~$12 for a month with no insurance.
Cost me $0, and was given strong meds to take home for post op pain. Also free. (In Australia).
Idk if I’d have even gotten surgery in America, Luigi killed the United cunt because he was denied treatment for the same issue. Like, what’s the point of insurance if there’s a chance they won’t even give it to you at all? And if they do you’re still probably so out of pocket that you’re worse off anyways.
Like yeah, I wish I’d been treated sooner. It fucking sucked and I’ll have back pain for the rest of my life. But I had the option to go private and go into debt if I wanted to. Americans don’t even have a choice.
- Comment on Gave up. Can't figure it out 2 weeks ago:
N is taken mr calls people illiterate
- Comment on This woman has nothing better to do 2 weeks ago:
Also, I’m not sure a lawyer would only focus on a single amendment. That’s pretty stupid.
- Comment on A community turned to grift 2 weeks ago:
Things started out free and ad free. Google for example started ad free and proudly started that fact. Now it’s become a core strategy for them. Release a new product, get it on everyone’s devices then load it up with ads.
- Comment on A community turned to grift 2 weeks ago:
That’s… The point of the post. They’re talking about ai specifically, but everything is monetized these days. Including people chatting with each other online.
- Comment on Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman 2 weeks ago:
Na mate, albo said he’s disappointed. What more could you want the leader of the country to do?
Such a useless cunt.
- Comment on True story, got two 2 weeks ago:
I recommend a box fan and whatever square filter from the hardware store fits on the back with some duct tape. Fuck ever buying an air filter again I swear to god.
I had a nice air filter, was able to buy replacements one whole time before they stopped making the ones that fit in favour of slightly different shaped ones for the new model of fan. Don’t remember what brand at this point.
Had airline points that were expiring and spent them on what would have been two $850 Dyson air purifiers. (1700 for two fans?!?). The replacement purifiers were $150 each so I just used a PC blower to dust them. Eventually both were bricked by the software and wouldn’t run despite the screen turning on because it displayed an exclamation point 🤷♂️. They wanted $250 per fan to fix them because they were both a month out of warranty, which feels a little too on the nose. Never touching a Dyson product again.
Replaced them with Kmart air filters, three of them were cheaper than the repair cost of one of the Dyson fucks. Was able to replace the filters once and they’ve never been in stock in store or online again for over a year now.
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 4 weeks ago:
There’s a reason the right is constantly seeking to make schools worse and good education harder to access (elitism/expensive private schools etc)
- Comment on Wooosshhhh spsppspspsps 5 weeks ago:
Ai slop is the wrong kind of shit post.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 5 weeks ago:
Funny, America laid off all its air traffic controllers and has had to close airports due to the lack.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 5 weeks ago:
I’d like to distance myself as far as possible from America actually. That idea can fuck right off
- Comment on Just posting the dinner I made 1 month ago:
It’s even weirder in video. The sounds it makes are wild.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 1 month ago:
I think you misspelt “rich narcissist cunt”
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 1 month ago:
Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait? Image
Just in case you need the hilarious context: news.com.au/…/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?am…
