MelodiousFunk

@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BONNGGGG⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a bertstrips comm on .ee… pretty sure there was another one that took up the traffic but no clue what happened to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew it stank, hated that shit growing up. But I know just how fucking godawful it was until I moved out. My stuff reeked for months, or years if it was stored.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s things to do at night, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨f..⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malaysia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute peak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They were NOT fun to remove wayward labels from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute peak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should print 28 boxes of 3-part forms on a dot matrix printer. Then decollate the bottom page and trim the right edge off of all of them.

  You will certainly not regret printing/decollating/trimming 28 boxes of 3-part forms every month for ten years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Badly, or goodly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right now it oooks like someone combed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tag yourself⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eb minor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, that one kinda looks like a toothy potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely right!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sickness of infinite greed cannot be sustained on our finite planet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  @orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm high on life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve stopped asking, got used to being judged I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My eyes kinda skipped over “this” in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nietzsche foretold all of this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨o7⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Instance name bizarrely checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📛Killdozers, Rollout!📛⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about MD and LG datacenters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute, might delete later⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re just gonna wear it again tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subtitles for Tinnitus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  shifts jaw

  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do celebs commit crimes and such like Tony Romo and his DWI? He had a 180 million dollar deal. Why not hire a driver or stay at home and buy ridiculous shit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be Weird But Less Creepy About It is the name of my White Zombie cover band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From home, even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what the fuck is that allowed???⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s great until it rains a little too hard, and then you’ve got pool tea seeping into the carpet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, wait a fucking minute...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  stops people pleasing

  Everyone, in unison: “Whsts with the attitude?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a very wet summer around here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago 🫥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This shit's stupid as hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Find us right off of Route 5, across from Spatula City!