MelodiousFunk
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Oh, they knew. Hence asking for water right after.
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 4 days ago:
- Comment on How are you liking the Star Fox 64 remake? 1 week ago:
I bounced pretty hard off of the demo. Hoping the full version has in-game button remapping. My hand does NOT like using A as a perma-mash/hold button. Yes, I know you change it in system settings, but until you can assign mappings per-game it’s an awkward kludge.
- Comment on Everything is longer, including Florida Man 3 weeks ago:
I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.
- Comment on Vote 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Surely you can’t be serious?
- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
They’re too much of a chav.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 1 month ago:
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
- Comment on Watch out for strangers in vans 1 month ago:
Long van is long.
- Comment on You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957 1 month ago:
- Comment on It's one path to power, I suppose 2 months ago:
So individualistic. Be friendly, get to know your neighbors!
- Comment on tits 2 months ago:
- Comment on The City. | Historia Civilis 2 months ago:
I’ve missed you, colorful squares!
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 2 months ago:
I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 2 months ago:
Gets em every time (NSFW)
- Comment on Basic geography 3 months ago:
That is quite an impressive enema.
- Comment on po-tay-toes 3 months ago:
TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.
- Comment on Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Yes, of course I read. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Getting older is so much fun 3 months ago:
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 3 months ago:
Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.
And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.
The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.
- Comment on marriage update 3 months ago:
I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 3 months ago:
Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
- Comment on optimal amount of syrup 3 months ago:
Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!
- Comment on Model 3 months ago:
- Comment on Newest Testament: So Hot RN 3 months ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 3 months ago:
I could never keep any of that stuff straight so I’ll defer to this confident-sounding reply.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 3 months ago:
That’s when your dad marries your mom’s sibling’s daughter.
Roll tide.
