MelodiousFunk

@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨phonetic alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNSD the GOAT🫶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU🥺👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  Gets em every time (NSFW)

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basic geography⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is quite an impressive enema.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, of course I read.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting older is so much fun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.

  And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.

  The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨marriage update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess this is where I’m at now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨optimal amount of syrup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Model⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newest Testament: So Hot RN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could never keep any of that stuff straight so I’ll defer to this confident-sounding reply.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s when your dad marries your mom’s sibling’s daughter.

  Roll tide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Website is Down⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolute classic. I’ve been on one end or the other of most of the calls made in that vid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.

  That was it really. I was confused about the discourse myself lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s mystery? Women drive trucks all the time. They also, for the most part, have feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid for by...boobs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cool⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wharf⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks exhausting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wouldn't you like to know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo, Mike… they’re fuckin hoagies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I get one of you to read this to me tonight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m partial to “One Fish, Two Fish. Three fish, Innsmouth.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup cake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoops, I misunderstood then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup cake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure what you’re thinking of is the blasphemy called fondant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse - Announcement Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wishes:

  1. Not exclusive to PS
  2. Not a rougelike

  That is all, please and thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New flat earthers update btw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Release order is the way to go. Like, I get why people prefer alternate orders, like by theme etc, but there’s a legit magic to the world building that gets glossed over when jumping around.