MelodiousFunk
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 5 hours ago:
- Comment on Felt cute, might delete later 5 days ago:
You’re just gonna wear it again tho.
- Comment on Subtitles for Tinnitus 1 week ago:
shifts jaw
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Comment on Why do celebs commit crimes and such like Tony Romo and his DWI? He had a 180 million dollar deal. Why not hire a driver or stay at home and buy ridiculous shit? 1 week ago:
Be Weird But Less Creepy About It is the name of my White Zombie cover band.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 1 week ago:
From home, even.
- Comment on what the fuck is that allowed??? 1 week ago:
It’s great until it rains a little too hard, and then you’ve got pool tea seeping into the carpet.
- Comment on Hey, wait a fucking minute... 2 weeks ago:
stops people pleasing
Everyone, in unison: “Whsts with the attitude?”
- Comment on It's been a very wet summer around here 2 weeks ago:
I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago 🫥
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 2 weeks ago:
Find us right off of Route 5, across from Spatula City!
- Comment on I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny. 3 weeks ago:
It’s clearly expired!
- Comment on It's all coming back to you... 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this. 3 weeks ago:
Always wanting more moths, never planting more lamps. smh my head
- Comment on I hate getting bean pre-cum on my fingers 3 weeks ago:
These things ftw.
- Comment on Pervert cancer 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Big Bean is watching you 3 weeks ago:
That reminds me of Large Bean. And with that, I now have a mild case of the jibblies.
- Comment on History Civilis - Ceasar as king? 45 BCE TO 44 BCE 3 weeks ago:
For a second I got excited about a new episode dropping.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Religion is the king of all rules-lawyering.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I knew a chap in university that most definitely possessed ass.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Oh, they knew. Hence asking for water right after.
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 1 month ago:
- Comment on How are you liking the Star Fox 64 remake? 1 month ago:
I bounced pretty hard off of the demo. Hoping the full version has in-game button remapping. My hand does NOT like using A as a perma-mash/hold button. Yes, I know you change it in system settings, but until you can assign mappings per-game it’s an awkward kludge.
- Comment on Everything is longer, including Florida Man 2 months ago:
I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.
- Comment on Vote 2 months ago:
- Comment on I'm just better 2 months ago:
Surely you can’t be serious?
- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
They’re too much of a chav.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 2 months ago:
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
- Comment on Watch out for strangers in vans 3 months ago:
Long van is long.
- Comment on You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957 3 months ago:
- Comment on It's one path to power, I suppose 3 months ago:
So individualistic. Be friendly, get to know your neighbors!
