*pat pat pat*

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Paper beats rock

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here Paper always win, it’s healthier

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• TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Whoa

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  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You are huge!

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    • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thank you.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wingspans of 3,5m and bodies > 1m.

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Looks mutual

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    • AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh well that’s ok then.

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• tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  God literally used the scale up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t do it man!

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.

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    • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.

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• leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…

  wiiiiide bird

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woah is that Bill Murray?

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No.

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• Pothetato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You’ve earned me chip, big fella

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?

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• Kickforce@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that John Cleese?

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    • Kickforce@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.

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• Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).

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  • rulray@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??

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    • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.

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• tavostator@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What flavor is it?

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sea bird

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

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• FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  _ Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok

  I’ll pet the albatross

  For one more day_

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.

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  • JacksonLamb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here you go.

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :ł

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    • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Carlos for scale.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans

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• lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry

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• JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ALLLLBATROOOSSS!

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  • El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two choc-ices please.

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