Whoa
*pat pat pat*
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You are huge!
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wingspans of 3,5m and bodies > 1m.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
can@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Looks mutual
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh well that’s ok then.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
God literally used the scale up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t do it man!
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Pothetato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
lath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Is that John Cleese?
Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
Sergio@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
rulray@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Sergio@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
tavostator@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
!sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
_ Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok
I’ll pet the albatross
For one more day_
Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Psythik@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :ł
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Carlos for scale.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Two choc-ices please.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
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Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Paper beats rock
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier