Zozano
@Zozano@aussie.zone
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 5 days ago:
In case you missed the reference, OP’s image suggests they’re a villain.
I guess fiction cannot ever depict bad people because their intent dehumanizes <insert marginalized people>
- Comment on Anon gets rid of crackheads 5 days ago:
_The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact._
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 week ago:
I’m not talking about game-freezing pop-ups, they can fuck all the way off, devs should always consider speedrunners and those who replay the story.
I’m talking about tooltips, just a simple button input instruction which appears as a mission objective or floating icon.
In my friends defense, Wolfenstein doesn’t seem like the kind of remake which would add needlessly complex parkour, so locking progress due to his ignorance probably wasn’t the right way to go about it either.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 week ago:
I’ll never forget the time my friend booted up the Wolfenstein remake, and got stuck in the intro because he turned off tooltips which would have told him how to sprint+crouch=slide to progress.
Devs also need to consider forcing on tooltips during the tutorial.
- Comment on This could be the costume for a New Super Hero. What would you name him? 1 week ago:
The Human Discharge
- Comment on Who can relate? 1 week ago:
I really hope “kid dick” is listed.
It probably isn’t
- Comment on test post (please ignore) 1 week ago:
Test Comment: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
- Comment on Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm 2 weeks ago:
But you only need to kill one to pass the Captcha.
Mecha Hitler on “I Am Death Incarnate” difficulty.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
I wonder about the implications of using the power continuously, even once the bowels are empty.
Can I force people to prolapse enough of their asshole to the point of a life threatening emergency?
I guess what I’m asking is whether I can make a trumpet shit our a kidney or two?
- Comment on Anon visits America 2 weeks ago:
Does OP even Taco Town?
- Comment on Day 1 Reddit Refugee 2 weeks ago:
Of course I use Linux, why else would I be using Lemmy.
- Comment on Thoughts on Space Games, Part 1: Top-5 AAA Games 7 months ago:
I just finished playing X3: Terrain Conflict, and I’ll never play another X game.
As an achievement hunter, I normally play past the point of normal enjoyment, but this game told me, more or less, to go fuck myself.
The first kick in the nuts was completing “Dead Is Dead” mode.
You don’t get to save (with the exception of shutting the game down, but the save will delete upon starting it back up).
The game is prone to crashes, meaning you can have your entire save wiped in an instant because the game decides it doesn’t like it when you use the fast forward function within 10 seconds of a cut scene.
On top of that, one of the campaigns requires you to set up a massive complex of microchips and silicon, which also has a chance of triggering a crash each time you place a factory down.
The final 2 achievements are basically “grind until we say stop”. Which functionally resulted in me leaving my computer on overnight, four nights in a row.
The fact that the devs left the game in this state is inconsiderate at best, and disrespectful at worst.
Besides, the game is basically just an excel sheet simulator, it really isn’t very engaging.
- Comment on Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone 7 months ago:
It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.
- Comment on Hidetaka Miyazaki 'knows for a fact' other FromSoftware devs want a Bloodborne PC port: 'If I say I want one, I'll get in trouble, but it's nothing I'm opposed to' 7 months ago:
It’s bound to happen.
Sony has been breaking into the PC space for a bit now.
- Comment on Anon plays Banjo Kazooie 7 months ago:
Conker’s Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac
- Comment on Justice for our boy 7 months ago:
Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.
It’s in the name CHRIST!
- Comment on What do you do with Nazi memorabilia? 7 months ago:
OP how did you come to own such a knife?
Why you have it is important as to what you do with it.
- Comment on I'm am myself and myself is bad at fitting in 7 months ago:
No, it is a hole, of glory.
- Comment on I'm am myself and myself is bad at fitting in 7 months ago:
- Comment on Anon watches some old and new movies 7 months ago:
it would be extremely painful
- Comment on Futuristic movies timeline 7 months ago:
The arrow is pointing the wrong direction.
- Comment on Anon is stuck in a rut 7 months ago:
Sleeping without bedbugs interlinked
- Comment on Anon is stuck in a rut 7 months ago:
People who are interlinked
- Comment on Alien: Romulus | Official Trailer | In Cinemas Aug 16th 7 months ago:
Did you watch the 2013 Evil Dead reboot?
It’s about as derivative as derivative gets, and it was fucking amazing.
The director also worked on this one, so I’m hyped.
Sometimes remaking the wheel (Prometheus) doesn’t suit the franchise. Give me some “stumble upon Alien, get face raped” please, with extra thrust.
- Comment on Spirals 7 months ago:
As you get towards the bottom, do you spiral out of control, or do you just become stuck?
- Comment on Anon can't find a good match 7 months ago:
I’m equally as concerned about “too much birth control”
How the fuck does that work?
- Comment on Anon can't find a good match 7 months ago:
Probably implying a large labia minora.
- Comment on Tragedy 7 months ago:
- Comment on Tragedy 7 months ago:
I’m most disturbed by the lack of colons on the third, fifth and sixth lines.
- Comment on modern gamer 7 months ago:
I record all my streaks.
With audio of course.