Zozano
@Zozano@aussie.zone
- Comment on Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser's new studio is making an "open world action-adventure" game 2 days ago:
Looty, Shooty, Auto & Booty.
- Comment on Goblins 1 week ago:
How is his alignment “good”?
- Comment on Maggots 1 week ago:
Staring contest, 3, 2, 1, GO!
- Comment on Maggots 1 week ago:
It’s maggots all the way down.
- Comment on Maggots 1 week ago:
What’s the difference between a redneck maggot and every other maggot?
Redneck maggots have a dicktooth
- Comment on Too op 1 week ago:
Fist? You’re PUNCHING flies?!
- Comment on Crime 1 week ago:
OP, The
CUNT - Comment on Dpad vs analog stick 2 weeks ago:
I realised all these years later that so many games from my childhood had the issue of “floaty characters”.
Mario 64 felt so good because you could run at full speed, snap the alalog back and jump, and Mario would pivot on a bees dick and launch himself at your face.
- Comment on I joined landlord groups to persuade them to be better people to their tenants 2 weeks ago:
Did I just read an article to find ONE post about persuading a landlord to do themselves a favour?
- Comment on histories mysteries 2 weeks ago:
It’s a girth measurer.
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
Majority of male hyenas had a docking fetish, and evolution facilitated their needs.
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
This might help.
Female Hyena’s have what is called a pseudo-penis. Which is used for sex and urination, as well as giving birth.
Obviously giving birth splits it open fucks your whole year / life up.
- Comment on Antybooties 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure the ants are using a memory palace (method of loci).
It’s simple, they just remember all their siblings born after them, until they arrive at their food. So once they reach Jant they know the food is close. Simply count backwards until they reach Trant and they’re home.
- Comment on Fallout 4 Gets A Next-Gen Update Today – Here's What To Expect 3 weeks ago:
Considering the Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch has a comprehensive list of known bugs, this patch is very underwhelming.
- Comment on Nervous systems 3 weeks ago:
Neckpussi
- Comment on Boredom births creativity 3 weeks ago:
Excuse you, please censor your f**king words, cunt.
- Comment on Anon encounters a Switch owner 4 weeks ago:
So, do you have this persons best interests in mind? Or do you just want to stalk them, insult them, and dictate to them?
- Comment on Fallout Show, so bad that no one will remember it in 3 months 4 weeks ago:
Being strong doesn’t make you a capable fighter.
Knocking someone out is not as easy as it may seem, it takes skill, more than strength.
One in eight men think they could score a point against Serena Williams
Who do you think would win between an Olympic level male swimmer, or an amateur level female UFC fighter?
- Comment on Fallout Show, so bad that no one will remember it in 3 months 4 weeks ago:
The smiley face at the end comes across as really condescending.
The only backstory you need is right after the prelude, it showed that she was really good at judo.
A woman beating the shit out of a man does not defy physics. :)
- Comment on I want daylight savings time to end. Who do I whinge to? 4 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ.
Send me your postcode. I’ll go door-to-door to find out who I need to praise for such a comprehensive answer.
- Comment on I want daylight savings time to end. Who do I whinge to? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t take pre-prints as evidence.
Anecdotally, everyone I know hates it.
- Comment on Who to vote for? 5 weeks ago:
Theocratic parties should be illegal
- Comment on Who to vote for? 5 weeks ago:
I heard this too, but I’ve also heard contradictory statements, so I was reluctant to make that claim. Hopefully they do.
- Comment on I want daylight savings time to end. Who do I whinge to? 5 weeks ago:
You did it! Legend!
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to australianpolitics@aussie.zone | 15 comments
- Comment on Who to vote for? 5 weeks ago:
Vote for independents, even if you’re sure they’ll lose. Preferential voting is a beautiful system which benefits you in ways you might not realise.
It forces the winning party to consider emulating the top independents. It also encourages the independents to try again.
My top choice is always whoever has the best environmental protection policies, animal welfare protections, and wants to address climate change.
This normally means I vote: Independents > Greens > Labour > Liberal > Nationals
- Comment on Why didn't anyone warn me!? 4 months ago:
For the uninitiated:
- 2.2 NY = 4.1 Sheet Cants
- 2.2 YN = 3.8 Dawg Cants
- Comment on Electrician job 4 months ago:
I said THEATRE, not movie! It’s a live performance, sheesh.
- Comment on Electrician job 4 months ago:
This is why in electrical trade you’re taught to use your right hand, with your right foot below your shoulder, and left leg out (when doing anything sketchy).
If you do get shocked then the current will travel down the right-side of your body, and out through your right leg.
That’s not to say throw caution to the wind, but some people need to do risky things (that’s why sparkies get paid a lot).
For example, a guy I used to work with had to repair a switchboard at the hospital, which supplied power to the theatre rooms. Time sensitive matter as I’m sure you can imagine.
This guy was a pro, and was wise to take the safety precaution. When it came time to power back on the switchboard, not only rid he right-hand/right-foot, he shielded his body and face with the switchboards door panel.
Something inside blew up, and he got his hand burned quite badly. Fortunate for him to be at a hospital. In this cade he didn’t need the right-hand/right-foot technique, but if things happened differently, it could have saved his life.
- Comment on I love purple. 5 months ago:
Meanwhile, Coldplay:
“And it was all Yellow”