Zozano
@Zozano@aussie.zone
- Comment on Thoughts on Space Games, Part 1: Top-5 AAA Games 5 months ago:
I just finished playing X3: Terrain Conflict, and I’ll never play another X game.
As an achievement hunter, I normally play past the point of normal enjoyment, but this game told me, more or less, to go fuck myself.
The first kick in the nuts was completing “Dead Is Dead” mode.
You don’t get to save (with the exception of shutting the game down, but the save will delete upon starting it back up).
The game is prone to crashes, meaning you can have your entire save wiped in an instant because the game decides it doesn’t like it when you use the fast forward function within 10 seconds of a cut scene.
On top of that, one of the campaigns requires you to set up a massive complex of microchips and silicon, which also has a chance of triggering a crash each time you place a factory down.
The final 2 achievements are basically “grind until we say stop”. Which functionally resulted in me leaving my computer on overnight, four nights in a row.
The fact that the devs left the game in this state is inconsiderate at best, and disrespectful at worst.
Besides, the game is basically just an excel sheet simulator, it really isn’t very engaging.
- Comment on Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone 5 months ago:
It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.
- Comment on Hidetaka Miyazaki 'knows for a fact' other FromSoftware devs want a Bloodborne PC port: 'If I say I want one, I'll get in trouble, but it's nothing I'm opposed to' 5 months ago:
It’s bound to happen.
Sony has been breaking into the PC space for a bit now.
- Comment on Anon plays Banjo Kazooie 5 months ago:
Conker’s Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac
- Comment on Justice for our boy 5 months ago:
Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.
It’s in the name CHRIST!
- Comment on What do you do with Nazi memorabilia? 5 months ago:
OP how did you come to own such a knife?
Why you have it is important as to what you do with it.
- Comment on I'm am myself and myself is bad at fitting in 5 months ago:
No, it is a hole, of glory.
- Comment on I'm am myself and myself is bad at fitting in 5 months ago:
- Comment on Anon watches some old and new movies 5 months ago:
it would be extremely painful
- Comment on Futuristic movies timeline 5 months ago:
The arrow is pointing the wrong direction.
- Comment on Anon is stuck in a rut 5 months ago:
Sleeping without bedbugs interlinked
- Comment on Anon is stuck in a rut 5 months ago:
People who are interlinked
- Comment on Alien: Romulus | Official Trailer | In Cinemas Aug 16th 5 months ago:
Did you watch the 2013 Evil Dead reboot?
It’s about as derivative as derivative gets, and it was fucking amazing.
The director also worked on this one, so I’m hyped.
Sometimes remaking the wheel (Prometheus) doesn’t suit the franchise. Give me some “stumble upon Alien, get face raped” please, with extra thrust.
- Comment on Spirals 5 months ago:
As you get towards the bottom, do you spiral out of control, or do you just become stuck?
- Comment on Anon can't find a good match 5 months ago:
I’m equally as concerned about “too much birth control”
How the fuck does that work?
- Comment on Anon can't find a good match 5 months ago:
Probably implying a large labia minora.
- Comment on Tragedy 5 months ago:
- Comment on Tragedy 5 months ago:
I’m most disturbed by the lack of colons on the third, fifth and sixth lines.
- Comment on modern gamer 5 months ago:
I record all my streaks.
With audio of course.
- Comment on modern gamer 5 months ago:
Man, doing Star Rail dailies takes about five minutes. Why even mention it?
- Comment on I was always there and you forget me like this 5 months ago:
Yeah back scratches are great and all, but have you ever noticed the exact moment when your nose becomes completely unblocked and you can suck as much air as you want through either nostril?
- Comment on Let's discuss: The Sims 5 months ago:
When I was 12 my Mum gave me my first PC, it was a second hand work PC with a tiny HDD.
There wasn’t enough space to install The Sims, so I deleted the Program Files folder, thinking I don’t need any programs, only games.
I bricked my PC lol. Needed a tech to reinstall Windows. Thankfully, I could tell him I needed enough space for the game and he debloated it as much as he could. Legend.
- Comment on Protons 5 months ago:
Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch
noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!
Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.
LOL here you go, now wish to teleport to the event horizon to test it out.
- Comment on Protons 5 months ago:
Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.
Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.
- Comment on A compromise 5 months ago:
“Historical inaccuracies” eh?
Some of us know the real reason for the bell.
- Comment on Anon debates politics on Omegle 5 months ago:
Maybe they meant “a catalogue of questions”?
- Comment on Skrillex 5 months ago:
Females entertained with music attacked hosts much later than their non-entertained peers.
Based off the house parties I’ve attended, this checks out.
- Comment on Sony Teases Futuristic Phones and PlayStation Controllers for the Coming Years - Yanko Design 5 months ago:
Its literally a bad prototype for the ps3 lol
- Comment on Wild times 5 months ago:
What does woke mean?
- Comment on Wild times 5 months ago:
My ex used to have this weird kink.
She would dress up like herself and act like a bitch all day long.