Aksamit

@Aksamit@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the emperor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there an anime about this yet? Image The butterfly it turns into has magic girl vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010’s.

  My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous ‘season the bowl, not the leaves’ trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the ‘seasoning’.

  Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I’m not actually sure how/why I know that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets up with a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How is ‘pork’ an acceptable term for sex though? The euphemism you are implying with it is literally to ‘fuck a piece of meat’. And pig meat at that.

  This is not a cute or light hearted thing to imply when talking about sex. ‘Fuck’ is far less offensive a term for sex than ‘pork’.

  But sure, whatever, if the women you fuck do want sex with them to be spoken about like you’re sticking your dick in pieces of pig meat, then by all means.

  Just understand that it is disgusting and degrading to speak about sex this way publicly and you should really be more called out on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets up with a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do women who you ‘pork’ like you refering to fucking thrm with that term?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets up with a girl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  pork

  🤢🤮

  Why do some men think that is an acceptable term for sex? It’s so degrading. Or is that the point, to compare sex to fucking a piece of meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So this is how liberty dies...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out it was Death Grips.

  Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So this is how liberty dies...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically... How fucked is the US?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On the plus side (/s) resource depletion, climate collapse and ww3 will probably get most of us by 2030. So there isn’t too much longer to wait.

  Enjoy the last of the abundance and don’t reproduce, there isn’t really anything else we can do now.