Aksamit
@Aksamit@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Don't forget! 4 days ago:
Won’t be long till tomato sandwich season now either. I go feral over those too but it doesn’t make as good a meme.
- Comment on Don't forget! 4 days ago:
Yes.
I’d wait till the weather is properly hot before trying one for the first time though, they’re tropical fruits and need that heat to ripen fully and be properly flavourful. Cold, hard mango isn’t anywhere near as good.
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
Crying in Ehlers-Danlos. I was too bendy for my own good, and now I’m none bendy, left pain. All that is left is pain.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.
I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.
- Comment on Mother 5 weeks ago:
@NaturalHabitatShorts on youtube has a bit about this.
Their whole channel is just animated comedy shorts about weird things animals do and the voice acting is great.
- Comment on frenly warnin 1 month ago:
Don’t give them ideas.
- Comment on I watched Arrival (2016), there was a lot more to it than I was expecting 2 months ago:
It’s a book. Then again I don’t watch much tv, so who knows, it may have been adapted by now. The book is worth reading though, it’s very good.
- Comment on Just trying my best to make you turds smile 3 months ago:
Wenk
- Comment on Trying to retain your sanity while married 4 months ago:
That sounds rather pretty!
- Comment on Trying to retain your sanity while married 4 months ago:
Ooph, that would irk me too. Maybe buy a few more sets of lights from those same brands you already have (or even several yet again different brands), and try to wind them around the tree in a way that makes the mismatching look intentional?
- Comment on Trying to retain your sanity while married 4 months ago:
The undertones and finish on the swatch card are completely different to what is on the wall.
I see a warm pinky peach undertone and a satin matte finish on the card. The wall has a cool blue green undertone and a semi gloss/satin finish.
A whole wall in the colour and finish on the swatch card will reflect light in a very different way to what the current colour does and have a much nicer ambience for a home.
- Comment on Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been. 5 months ago:
I looked that first bit up as it didn’t seem right, you mixed up your ‘f’ and ‘c’.
Water freezes at 0c and brine freezes at 0f.
That’s a good fact though about 0f being the freeze point of brine, it’s helping me visualise the scale of f a bit better.
- Comment on Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been. 5 months ago:
What temp is freezing in F? Is it still defined by the temp water freezes at, like in C, or do you guys have a different scale for this too?
- Comment on Anon needs cooking advice 5 months ago:
Nah, only one usually. And not a big one at that.
- Comment on Anon needs cooking advice 5 months ago:
You can use less salt if you use less water. I only add enough salt so that the water tastes as salty as broth.
Also pasta cooks just fine in a shallow pan of boiling water, you only need enough water to cover the top of the amount of pasta your cooking. Remember to stir it a few times though, or it clumps up.
This is the best way to cook pasta if you are poor and live in a damp/poorly ventelated building. Boiling litres of water per serving is inefficient and expensive, and it makes your kitchen mouldy.
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 5 months ago:
I would have guessed that was a Puma logo.
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 5 months ago:
Wow, they really took their logo from sexy, fast and expensive looking, to looking like an over priced soft drink?
That’s impressive, haha.
- Comment on goldcrests 5 months ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Haha SO TRUE! 5 months ago:
Haha SO TRUE!
(does this mean we are friends now? ≽^•⩊•^≼)
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 5 months ago:
We say from our echo chambers while marvelling at how inefficient and poorly run the world around us is.
- Comment on the emperor 5 months ago:
Is there an anime about this yet? Image The butterfly it turns into has magic girl vibes.
- Comment on I swear to god 5 months ago:
Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
- Comment on If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement 5 months ago:
My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010’s.
My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous ‘season the bowl, not the leaves’ trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the ‘seasoning’.
Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I’m not actually sure how/why I know that.
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 5 months ago:
How is ‘pork’ an acceptable term for sex though? The euphemism you are implying with it is literally to ‘fuck a piece of meat’. And pig meat at that.
This is not a cute or light hearted thing to imply when talking about sex. ‘Fuck’ is far less offensive a term for sex than ‘pork’.
But sure, whatever, if the women you fuck do want sex with them to be spoken about like you’re sticking your dick in pieces of pig meat, then by all means.
Just understand that it is disgusting and degrading to speak about sex this way publicly and you should really be more called out on it.
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 5 months ago:
Do women who you ‘pork’ like you refering to fucking thrm with that term?
- Comment on Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest 5 months ago:
Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 5 months ago:
pork
🤢🤮
Why do some men think that is an acceptable term for sex? It’s so degrading. Or is that the point, to compare sex to fucking a piece of meat?
- Comment on So this is how liberty dies... 5 months ago:
Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.
- Comment on So this is how liberty dies... 5 months ago:
Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?
