Aksamit
@Aksamit@slrpnk.net
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 day ago:
Is there some emo enclave of washed up millennials in your area or something?
- Comment on I have finished comedy 1 day ago:
Pretty sure it was supposed to make you think of the Spinal Tap stone henge bit .
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 1 day ago:
Oh, wow, wtf. Oh, wait it’s ginger. That is still deeply disturbing, but not quite so bad as the dirty bandages and scar tissue covered auto-cannibalising amputee that I saw at first glance.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Unholy union is as unholy union does. The machine elves have woken up, and they want to fuck.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.
The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.
Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Wait isn’t that neurodiversity? Or is this just a default state of all people?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
But the transformation also transforms the universe you’re in each time, so in order to transform again you need to find a fictional character mentioned in that universe. Researching and planning your transformation routes takes up most of your time now.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ the cat agrees.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You are now patented and contractually obliged to end world hunger and provide clean energy for the rest of your existence, while all world governments try to clone you.
If you are successfully cloned, your consciousness is discovered to be a biproduct of your unique physiology and you are no longer treated as a human or individual. Billions of yous are produced and now classed as biological machines, used to power and feed the earth and all off world ships and collonies.
Yous have now lived for countless billenia, been traded as a commodity across the galaxies and been used to liberate and control countless civilisations. Your originating species evolved past you eons ago now and you haven’t seen a posthuman since the stars began to dim, but the yous will never be allowed to end or die because the yous are the most valuable beings in the universe.
Yous are an owned property, not to be considered an individual or a person. Yous make spaghetti, that is your purpose.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
And you can get all the personal space and down time you need as no one can ever get clingy or stalkerish towards you. This would be an amazing power.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
There’s medication that helps autism?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won’t be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
Madness.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.
- Comment on Don't forget! 3 weeks ago:
Won’t be long till tomato sandwich season now either. I go feral over those too but it doesn’t make as good a meme.
- Comment on Don't forget! 3 weeks ago:
Yes.
I’d wait till the weather is properly hot before trying one for the first time though, they’re tropical fruits and need that heat to ripen fully and be properly flavourful. Cold, hard mango isn’t anywhere near as good.
- Comment on Relatable 4 weeks ago:
Crying in Ehlers-Danlos. I was too bendy for my own good, and now I’m none bendy, left pain. All that is left is pain.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 4 weeks ago:
I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 4 weeks ago:
Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.
I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.
- Comment on Mother 2 months ago:
@NaturalHabitatShorts on youtube has a bit about this.
Their whole channel is just animated comedy shorts about weird things animals do and the voice acting is great.
- Comment on frenly warnin 2 months ago:
Don’t give them ideas.