Widdershins

@Widdershins@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA: Vice City's writing was "awful," Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser says, but acting icon Ray Liotta "made it sound good"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Niko, it’s Roman. Let’s go bowling!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colonel, you're a god!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨true story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So much shit got into my phone port I started charging wirelessly and never looked back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitbox wearing an exoskeleton to walk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I can thmell you thit your panth”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Driving Game Players Are Burning Through So Many Tokens Its Developer Had to Take Out a Bank Loan to Keep It Running⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Desert Bus was part of a compilation of six games and if you played it today it would still work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nailed it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wind speeds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its kinda weird that they havent found more dinosaurs underneath trailer parks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek was Ahead of its Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Counting or not counting gang violence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name me country which has better food than England⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woosh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name me country which has better food than England⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bandai Namco’s Synduality: Echo of Ada is shutting down online services, but players are oddly happy about it thanks to promised “PvP-free” offline mode⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly won’t be wasting any time on this game to find out but I need to ask if it has anything to do with the Zone of the Enders games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This woman has nothing better to do⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always wanted to be one of those doctors but I hear the laser is really expensive and you can’t just bring it to a birthday party to pop balloons and light the birthday candles from across the yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Silent Hill 2 Changed Horror Gaming For The 21st Century⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  triangle man hates person man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If French people are strict about eating on a set schedule, then when do waiters and cooks eat?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the No Stupid Questions community not the Yes Stupid Answers community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This woman has nothing better to do⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s doctors out there who laser the polyps out of people’s assholes and nothing else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He escaped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck the police

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are now under arrest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they can’t do much about every person shot being a Brazilian people in the aftermath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are now under arrest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cop wasn’t in america. You can tell because nobody got shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to stop me from eating the pineapple?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every bite of pineapple sends you to hell to shove a pineapple up hitler’s asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should the next President of the US pardon Trump for all his crap like Ford did Nixon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet the worst thing Nixon stuck his weiner into was a lukewarm Hot Pocket. In his words, “I am not a cook.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mint condition barbed wire

  Mint condition is probably the worst condition to be using barbed wire in the given circumstances. You have weasels ripping your flesh and shiny new barbed wire? What you’re setting yourself up for is a case of rabies and for some reason leaving out the lockjaw you can get from rusty barbed wire. So you’ll have a case of the rabies and not have a case of lockjaw to stop you from biting your friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put a stronger spring in it and leave it on a slight angle toward a table at the opposite side of the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Growing up we had to run the shower until it was hot before we could wash the dishwasher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A close call⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was real cool. I am figuratively agreeing but also literally agreeing. I spent a winter break in that area and the whole desert was covered in snow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The core strength of a demon. Demon Core strength in other words.