Widdershins
@Widdershins@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why should we feel sorry or empathy for the rich when they get scammed? Shouldn't we be holding these scammers parades? 1 day ago:
Instead of listening to them just steal a tour bus and dump the septic tank off the nearest bridge.
- Comment on Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes? 1 day ago:
I was gonna use the expansion bay to store my weed…
- Comment on Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes? 1 day ago:
Is it a thin PS2 or one of those old thick ones? The thick one will scratch whatever you put in there. It scratches the CD with the laser so both wind up broken.
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 1 day ago:
No, you’re thinking of Danny DeVito’s wife. They have separated but are still married.
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 1 day ago:
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- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 days ago:
Devin Townsend wrote “Shitstorm” over 20 years ago.
- Comment on Woman refuses to pay restaurant bill 5 days ago:
“Get your hand off my penis!”
- Comment on One orange cat, five completely different moods 5 days ago:
- Comment on it's almost soup season 5 days ago:
- Comment on Ken Paxton owns at least 15 properties. His salary is $150,000 6 days ago:
Ken Pullman is the modern sausage king of the midwest
- Comment on Life is hard 1 week ago:
Remember to pull your sun visors down. My AC doesn’t stay charged so I have to rely on heat alone to defog windows. The visors trap the warm air.
- Comment on Emo music 🔥🔥🔥 1 week ago:
The largest number is about 45,000,000,000 although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.
- Comment on Why are there so many shit posts about beans? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂 1 week ago:
If you want it to gain traction post the transparent .PNG of Grover or else you’ll be seeing a lot of Grover background and a lot less of the original images.
- Comment on To those down voting Dolly 2 weeks ago:
She donated over 300 million (not an exaggeration) books to kids
- Comment on if only people knew how based He is 2 weeks ago:
I read a third chapter where God fights crime, keeps his gun cleaning kit in the fridge in an egg carton, and cuts the tips off of his pizza slices with scissors while fighting an axe clanking club in L.A.:
When a mass shooting at a Los Angeles supermarket evolves into a hostage crisis, the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) summons Lieutenant God of their elite “Zombie Squad” to resolve the incident. God confronts the shooter, who espouses social Darwinist ideals and mentions a “New World”; God kills him before he can execute a group of hostages. Detective Monte reprimands God for disregarding police procedure, and God admonishes a group of reporters for not prioritizing the safety of the victims.
Unbeknownst to the authorities, the supermarket incident is part of a string of violent crimes committed by the New World, a cult that despises modern society and believes in killing the weak, leaving only the strongest and smartest to rule. Ingrid Knudsen, a local model and businesswoman, becomes the New World’s priority target after she witnesses the group and their leader, the “Night Slasher”, on a killing spree. Knudsen is placed under the protective custody of God and His partner Sergeant Tony Gonzales following an attempt on her life.
After more attempts to kill Knudsen and God, God theorizes that an organization is behind this, but his theory is rebuffed by his superiors. Cobretti and Gonzales leave with Knudsen to the small town of San Remos, where Cobretti and Knudsen fall in love. Nancy Stalk, an LAPD officer and New World’s second-in-command, infiltrates the police escort.
At dawn, the New World arrives in San Remos on motorcycles and besieges the town on Stalk’s instructions. In a shootout, Cobretti kills many cultists, but Gonzales is wounded. Cobretti and Knudsen flee in a pickup truck, which the cultists wreck with a roadblock. The pair flee to a steel mill, where Cobretti defeats the rest of the cultists and Stalk is accidentally shot by the Night Slasher.
Cobretti fights with the Night Slasher in hand-to-hand combat and impales him on a hook that drags him into a furnace. The California Highway Patrol secures San Remos and rescues Gonzales. As Cobretti is cleared by his superiors, Monte initially appears apologetic, only to again chastise Cobretti for “overdoing it”, prompting Cobretti to punch Monte in the face before riding away with Knudsen on a motorcycle.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Anybody remember the CarPG Choro-Q? There was almost 25 games made across a lot of platforms so maybe not as obscure as I thought. I highly doubt I could find another person who has heard of it though.
It is a racing RPG based on a Japanese toy line similar to Hot Wheels. The toys are penny racers and the cars in game were just as deformed as the toys. What makes me remember the game still is the option to skip all other upgrades to put the biggest engine in the stock car. It could win races if you could keep it on the track pointed at the finish line.
- Comment on People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process? 2 weeks ago:
The real happy ending is the friends you make along the way.
- Comment on someone call 911 2 weeks ago:
DO: Ask him to perform Strut
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 2 weeks ago:
I don’t see the hot dog going in and out of their asshole so they are not eating it wrong
- Comment on Is there a website that can tell you the new names to I guess "classify" people? Like the R word, or the N word or skin color or nationaility? For ex. Is African American still acceptable and so forth 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How come when paying cash for gas, it is not like a coke machine where you can insert your money? And when it hits that limit it clicks off? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it really sucks
- Comment on Saber CEO scorns writer who says she was fired in favor of AI with confusing, combative statement 3 weeks ago:
This fucking company making headlines just reminded me of how big a pile of shit The Knightling is. It is almost a game that is playable. It fools you into thinking it may be fun to play until the play time elapses well past the demo zone and your chances to refund it are gone. Then the nonsense starts to become apparent. The intuitive direction just dissappears. The goals evaporate along with any sense of progression or direction. The peaks of difficulty and the valleys of guidance make for a game that completely unravels by the third act.
I have patience for a crappy game. Back in the Blockbuster days gambling your weekend on a random game off the shelf was half the fun. You’d roll the dice and have 2 days to find some fun in what could be a real stinker. The knightling holds any appeal for less time than a Blockbuster rental period. I am having trouble finding the correct words to say that it very quickly turns from a low budget adventure game to a huge fucking mess. The bar was low and they still walked under it on their tip toes with their hands in the air.
Seeing this studio pop up in the news for being shitty just reminded me of a game I would have been very happy to have forgotten about. Even well outside the guidelines for a return I will make an attempt to do exactly that.
- Comment on How come when paying cash for gas, it is not like a coke machine where you can insert your money? And when it hits that limit it clicks off? 3 weeks ago:
What if they had a pneumatic tube at the pump to send money to the register? I know they don’t do this so you have to go inside and buy shit but I can dream of a world with more pneumatic tubes in it.
- Comment on Amazon Alexa showing just how much they have embraced enshittification 3 weeks ago:
Shartles all the way down
- Comment on law enforcement partners 4 weeks ago:
That sign does not look bolted down. 3 youths with a skateboard could recreate Iwo Jima and move it somewhere less convenient like at the bottom of a lake or wherever cops like to park and hide to print speeding tickets.
- Comment on You're visiting your grandparents and you hear them having sex in the middle of the night what's your gif reaction? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 4 weeks ago:
