Widdershins
@Widdershins@lemmy.world
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 18 hours ago:
I don’t see the hot dog going in and out of their asshole so they are not eating it wrong
- Comment on Is there a website that can tell you the new names to I guess "classify" people? Like the R word, or the N word or skin color or nationaility? For ex. Is African American still acceptable and so forth 3 days ago:
- Comment on How come when paying cash for gas, it is not like a coke machine where you can insert your money? And when it hits that limit it clicks off? 6 days ago:
Yeah it really sucks
- Comment on Saber CEO scorns writer who says she was fired in favor of AI with confusing, combative statement 6 days ago:
This fucking company making headlines just reminded me of how big a pile of shit The Knightling is. It is almost a game that is playable. It fools you into thinking it may be fun to play until the play time elapses well past the demo zone and your chances to refund it are gone. Then the nonsense starts to become apparent. The intuitive direction just dissappears. The goals evaporate along with any sense of progression or direction. The peaks of difficulty and the valleys of guidance make for a game that completely unravels by the third act.
I have patience for a crappy game. Back in the Blockbuster days gambling your weekend on a random game off the shelf was half the fun. You’d roll the dice and have 2 days to find some fun in what could be a real stinker. The knightling holds any appeal for less time than a Blockbuster rental period. I am having trouble finding the correct words to say that it very quickly turns from a low budget adventure game to a huge fucking mess. The bar was low and they still walked under it on their tip toes with their hands in the air.
Seeing this studio pop up in the news for being shitty just reminded me of a game I would have been very happy to have forgotten about. Even well outside the guidelines for a return I will make an attempt to do exactly that.
- Comment on How come when paying cash for gas, it is not like a coke machine where you can insert your money? And when it hits that limit it clicks off? 1 week ago:
What if they had a pneumatic tube at the pump to send money to the register? I know they don’t do this so you have to go inside and buy shit but I can dream of a world with more pneumatic tubes in it.
- Comment on Amazon Alexa showing just how much they have embraced enshittification 1 week ago:
Shartles all the way down
- Comment on law enforcement partners 1 week ago:
That sign does not look bolted down. 3 youths with a skateboard could recreate Iwo Jima and move it somewhere less convenient like at the bottom of a lake or wherever cops like to park and hide to print speeding tickets.
- Comment on You're visiting your grandparents and you hear them having sex in the middle of the night what's your gif reaction? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis? 1 week ago:
I can explode 4 to 6 nazi testicles with one shot in the Sniper Elite games. That alone is proof that video games are art.
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- Comment on When you hear Roundabout come on the radio 1 week ago:
Sisyickos
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 weeks ago:
One time I wound up at a really sketchy basement party. The stand alone bidet in the bathroom had enough pressure to clean shit off the ceiling.
- Comment on Do the people who say "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" ever consider Heroin? 3 weeks ago:
I know it is patently untrue. My uncle died doing steroids.
- Comment on What are your favourite PSP games? 4 weeks ago:
Work Time Fun
- Comment on sit down! 4 weeks ago:
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𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀 - Comment on this absolute bullshit from reddit 4 weeks ago:
After the API thing broke the moderator tools, abusing the report button was the only way to protest
- Comment on Once lunar colonies are established, would they attempt to break away? What would independent lunar republics look like? 4 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t fighting people from the Moon be ridiculously easy for Earth people? Earth is like a Hyperbolic Time Chamber compared to the Moon.
- Comment on The Ultimate Robot Knockout Legend (URKL) is a professional, freestyle combat sports league for full-sized humanoid robots. This is real. 4 weeks ago:
Ziggo could whip their asses
- Comment on All hail out Lord and Savior! 5 weeks ago:
The lack of evidence is the real mystery here. If he did it and there is no evidence that he did then why did he do it?
- Comment on Any good tools for learning blind typing? 5 weeks ago:
1 Purchase The Typing of the Dead, the House of the Dead spinoff available for PC and Sega Dreamcast.
2 While TTotD is downloading or shipping go ahead and get some blacked out keyboard keys and install them.
Here’s the tricky part:
3 You have to learn to type or you will die. - Comment on "We're all in this together" 5 weeks ago:
I used one for some coffee and a few popsicles and all I got was coffee that tasted awful and had popsicle sticks floating around in it.
- Comment on All hail out Lord and Savior! 5 weeks ago:
The real mystery is whether or not Richard Gere put that gerbil in there
- Comment on How come they don't do a cooking show for poor or middle class people? Something that is under 10 bucks that will last a couple days and be great. 5 weeks ago:
The Marvin Show is your poor man’s cooking show. Hosted by one time Big Brother participant Marvin Latimer. It’s hard to put to words or describe the show so I just linked a memorable episode. This was on broadcast TV at some point. Green screen doorway and all.
Another poor man’s cooking show was Masaokis. He had a poor grasp on food in general and his genre is more “cooking with hoarders” with a heavy splash of harebrained philosophy. One video is about hot dogs and peaches. I haven’t watched the video in a long time but I can still remember the sound he made after tasting the concoction of hot dogs blended in peach juice. He tried to cook a steak on the rim of his toilet by burning paper. He thought the shell of an egg was the egg whites. He made a smoothie with whole moldy peaches and unpeeled oranges and who knows what else.
I believe his whole mythology was that he filmed in an apartment he would go to when he was on a bender. I think I remember seeing a much
nicerless trashed apartment in one video. It has been a long time but I remember seeing a ton of books on a shelf with all their spines placed inward. The conditions he cooked in are not for the faint of heart. I can think of at least 2 fires starting from all the shit on his stove. - Comment on If the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas was made today in these times would it be too meta on the current society? Or would it be seen as trying to push an agenda? 1 month ago:
I mapped out the locations they filmed at and they would have to tack on a scene at the end where he sees the cost of ubering back and forth around town all day. Maybe foreshadow it during the scene where he puts newspaper in his shoe to cover the hole he wore through the sole.
- Comment on Give the People What They Want 1 month ago:
I can name at least 1 worse IDF those donations could be going to.
- Comment on When will the all white home with grey floors trend be over? 1 month ago:
The house turned up on zillow or something and after a remodeling it went from looking like a home to looking like a prison
- Comment on When will the all white home with grey floors trend be over? 1 month ago:
Never forget they did this shit to the titular character in Home Alone.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 month ago:
