Widdershins
@Widdershins@lemmy.world
- Comment on Firearm Advice 1 day ago:
I’ve seen images of men with their testicles in a tourniquet and they did not look well at all. They weren’t even bleeding that much. It was less of a medical emergency and more of a hobby it seems.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 day ago:
“Bleeding” isn’t exactly “Fucked with a Knife” but Fucked with a Knife is a track on The Bleeding by Cannibal Corpse.
- Comment on GoldenEye 007: The Accidental Masterpiece Trapped in Licensing Limbo 3 days ago:
I would faceplant open-mouthed into a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk if it meant Skate 2 got a PC release. I would settle for the game without a soundtrack at all. My theory is that the soundtrack was too good and they can’t re-release it due to all the big names on there and licensing all those songs.
I would still faceplant into the shit if the soundtrack was replaced with just one assembly code song by Tim Follin.
- Comment on Epstein designed T-shirts for the kids 3 days ago:
No dying on the yacht
- Comment on That's why I say hey man, nice shot 4 days ago:
He did it on a snow day
- Comment on bold words 1 week ago:
𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕
𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀
- Comment on bold words 1 week ago:
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
- Comment on bold words 1 week ago:
Loss dot jaypeg
- Comment on Go ahead, take one 1 week ago:
At least you said Juicy Fruit and not Zebra Stripe
- Comment on My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick 2 weeks ago:
Thats how you know it is expensive.
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 2 weeks ago:
I would settle for Skate 2 without the soundtrack so they can release it again. No improvements. There is a glitch where you push a few buttons(throw board, turn right, jump, force pull board and grab board before landing) and go flying while the game physics shits the bed. It was great for getting to places that were otherwise inaccessible or not yet unlocked and for getting real high Hall of Meat scores. Imperfections like that are what make a great game perfect.
- Comment on A Web Revival: the Internet didn't die, you're just not on it 2 weeks ago:
Great discussion
- Comment on A Web Revival: the Internet didn't die, you're just not on it 2 weeks ago:
How about a tl;dw for people who can read?
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 2 weeks ago:
It really sucks that all it would take is George Lopez letting them use the theme song to his show.
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 2 weeks ago:
Does anyone remember how Skate 2 was the best one and they won’t release it again? I suspect it is because of the music.
- Comment on Can we use vulgarities in a post? I don't mean like the N word or something. I was going to ask in my sub what are some slur/or common speech that americans don't get bu brits do? 2 weeks ago:
Swear all you fucking want.
- Comment on a very tasty snack 3 weeks ago:
I ate half the can in that sandwich and nothing else yesterday. Is it bad to get your full % daily value of salt in the span of less than 5 minutes?
- Comment on Moving it around made it skip 3 weeks ago:
You can see ESP MAX right there on the lid.
- Comment on a very tasty snack 3 weeks ago:
I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.
- Comment on a very tasty snack 3 weeks ago:
I’m not here to stop you. I just have one question: Can you produce 36oz of load per day? I got that number from a regular size 12oz can of SPAM and multiplied it by 3 for 3 meals a day. This is reckoning by volume not weight.
- Comment on Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em 4 weeks ago:
In that press conference you can see woman in green’s face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.
- Comment on Know when to stop 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I’m outta my depth 5 weeks ago:
I feel like I didn’t watch enough wrestling growing up to know what is real and what is kayfabe anymore.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 1 month ago:
You quote “clothes make the man” and Tilda Swinton but didn’t mention Suspiria. Tilda conjured an old man from thin air making that movie. Through the power of the custume/makeup department Lutz Ebersdorf was born at the age of 82, acted in his first major film role, and died when they came clean about the whole thing.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 month ago:
did you know that there’s a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
At first glance it says “dripping with excrement” so maybe someone left one of Goofy’s turds in the sun to get bleached.
- Comment on Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there 1 month ago:
JFK Reloaded was made to dispel conspiracy theories by simulating the assassination and grading each shot on how close it was to real life. The ballistics were advanced. It turns out it is a lot more fun to play when you shoot the drivers first, stopping the motorcade, and start shooting the sunglasses off the cops and the guns out of their hands. It’s no Sniper Elite but you can really pump JFK’s guts full of lead.
- Comment on Help is needed 2 months ago:
Shouldn’t the picture in the OP have GG Allin in it? Fighting and poo were what set him apart from most other well-adjusted and half well-adjusted bands.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
“Everybody’s saying that the Scatplant stutters But doesn’t ever stutter when he sings But what you don’t know, I’m gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo I’m the Scatplant”
- Comment on How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user? 2 months ago:
Why bring a laptop onto a filthy factory floor when the phone in your pocket does the same thing?
“Hey boss we got a problem. Yeah, let me just try to fit your laptop with two cameras I am calling you with in this tight and filthy space in a broken machine to show you. Just one seconzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZZZZZ”
… 2 minutes later a phone call:
“Yeah boss I fried another one of your expensive laptops with two cameras. Yeah coolant and chips dripped on the keyboard again. No I didnt smash it between the spindle and turret this time. It didn’t fall into the chip conveyor brimming with coolant, lube oil, chips, and swarf either. Anyway, your machine’s still fucked up and now your laptop is too. I will hang up my telephone you do not pay for and text you pictures or video now.”
Short of smashing it with the turret I’ve done all this to my phone that has 6 cameras. Shook and wiped the shit right off with a rag. A working machine most of the time looks exactly like a broken machine. If the boss can’t figure out what the problem is without it being a zoom call you’ve got a bigger tool problem outside the machine.
