Where do these grow? Why are insects scarce? Is it cold?
Grippy handles too. Luxury.
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logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Heikki2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Scat plants. Thank god we can’t hear them speak. Who knows what they have to say.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Probably something like
“Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub”
Or maybe
“Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
listen to more al jarreau
Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Everybody’s saying that the Scatplant stutters But doesn’t ever stutter when he sings But what you don’t know, I’m gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo I’m the Scatplant”
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Is this a skibidi toilet?
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I am a shrew
I see a leaf
With yummy nectar for a feast
I lick the glue
But I feel funny
I’ve got a rumbly in my tummy
Good, it’s true
It has a hole
Wide like shrew-shaped toilet bowl
And so I poo
I feel no sorrow
I’ll come and lick this plant tomorrowcaudatecoder@lemmy.world 9 months ago
this here is the reason I pay for the internet
thank you
Zerush@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
This plan started as a toilet, until one day it asked… Why should I not bite the hand that feeds me? And it worked.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 9 months ago
That looks like something from Codex Seraphinianus.
danhab99@programming.dev 10 months ago
Wouldn’t it be the Colonials?
Brutticus@midwest.social 10 months ago
Imagine if we could grow toilets?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dune probably had a variant of chairdogs for that.
gustofwind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I pick shrew 2
foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Center loo gets the win!
Hegar@fedia.io 10 months ago
Bono was briefly into these.
That's right, U2 grew a shrew loo.
Meron35@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ribbed for their pleasure
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 months ago
What happened to don’t shit where you eat?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.
underisk@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Seems unhygienic to be lapping up toilet nectar
chisel@piefed.social 10 months ago
It grows next to shrew bars and microbreweries
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
microshreweries
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine if toilets had candy dispensers
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Many pitcher plants produce nectar as a lure.
swelter_spark@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Not sure about shrews, but some animals hide their feces because the scent can let predators know where they are.