Grippy handles too. Luxury.

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.

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    • underisk@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems unhygienic to be lapping up toilet nectar

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  • chisel@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It grows next to shrew bars and microbreweries

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      microshreweries

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine if toilets had candy dispensers

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Many pitcher plants produce nectar as a lure.

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  • swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure about shrews, but some animals hide their feces because the scent can let predators know where they are.

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where do these grow? Why are insects scarce? Is it cold?

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  • Heikki2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Borneo. Here is a video documentary about them

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/TwL7K_loRjM

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Scat plants. Thank god we can’t hear them speak. Who knows what they have to say.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably something like

    “Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub”

    Or maybe

    “Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope”

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      listen to more al jarreau

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  • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Everybody’s saying that the Scatplant stutters But doesn’t ever stutter when he sings But what you don’t know, I’m gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo I’m the Scatplant”

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this a skibidi toilet?

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not a plant, but close

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am a shrew
  I see a leaf
  With yummy nectar for a feast
  I lick the glue
  But I feel funny
  I’ve got a rumbly in my tummy
  Good, it’s true
  It has a hole
  Wide like shrew-shaped toilet bowl
  And so I poo
  I feel no sorrow
  I’ll come and lick this plant tomorrow

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  • caudatecoder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this here is the reason I pay for the internet

    thank you

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not always

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This plan started as a toilet, until one day it asked… Why should I not bite the hand that feeds me? And it worked.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  literally these guys from the All Tommorows book

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That looks like something from Codex Seraphinianus.

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  • danhab99@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t it be the Colonials?

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• Brutticus@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine if we could grow toilets?

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dune probably had a variant of chairdogs for that.

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I pick shrew 2

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Center loo gets the win!

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bono was briefly into these.

  That's right, U2 grew a shrew loo.

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ribbed for their pleasure

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• chgxvjh@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What happened to don’t shit where you eat?

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