saltnotsugar

@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨haha wow u got me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An interesting thought but there’s also oil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same for me, but it’s usually Burnt Turd INC or whatever internet service provider’s number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd just go ahead and turn around.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get to penguin heaven and they’re all there waiting with pitchforks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He was HUNGRY 😓⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat looking down from the mountain: Call me not to action for this is not my fight!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon discovers his heritage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley Creator Says 1.7 Update Will Contain 'More Character/Social Stuff' and a New Farm Type⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CA is such a great developer and I have no idea what I did to deserve him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha yes yes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just typing “deez nuts” repeatedly while looking determined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gold as a long term investment isn’t great unless it’s one small part of your strategy. This is largely because the value of gold isn’t just going up and up like with other possibilities out there. In the event of a societal collapse people are going to be bartering with food or useful items, not gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad, melancholic even.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they were all of them deceived, for another citrus was made…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ACAB⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unhand me you ruffians!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😥 😥 💔 💔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Miss shots of 100% DONT MISS when you take the shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Population Growth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mere fucking. It’s unprotected “nuttin.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good bones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Giraffes are goth as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kittypillar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “So you’re a real spider?”
  ….totally.
  “Well what do we like?”
  Uh…catching stuff to eat. Looking fuzzy.
  “Okay, you’re in.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost count⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plausible deniability fap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost count⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make a new profile on your OS called “Fappin” so no one knows what you’re up to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feynman rules⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Year 40,000 - Light some incense to beseech the magnets to attract.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally my biggest hurdle is getting started on something. When I get home I NEVER feel like drawing, but if I sit down and force myself to start I slowly get more energy and focus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i want to see what is in the stash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know someone’s toddler took the controls for the platypus design.
  “I want a duck…but you can milk it. Poison! Like bad bad sting. BEAAAVER tail.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just some random advice that has helped me. I don’t work as many hours but maybe this could help you:

  • My wife and I give each other 2 hours breaks on the weekend or “slow” days if they happen. This makes an insane difference. Having that time feels like a mini vacation. Even smaller breaks can help a ton.
  • Simple dinners (30min max to prep and cook) help a lot. Meal prep if you have time or buy meals that you just need to pop in the oven. Not awesome but better than spending a ton of time in the kitchen.
  • Make at least one plan for yourself a week. Something like meeting a friend for lunch can help me to look forward to something.
  • Having either my wife or myself look after the baby helps ensure the other person can get some work or cleaning done. When we both are with the baby all the time it will mean more work later.
  • Some days just suck but it’s not always going to be that way.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aeroplane⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All I need is “Danger Zone” playing and some aviator sunglasses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨better act fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get why the Amish hate these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’ll come up with sniff safe gasoline so i can have a scented candle of it or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  D….Dutch…DÜTCHNTOWN?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NASA: We’ve been getting a lot of footage of you being cringy in high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks I hate it.