saltnotsugar
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- Comment on Lifeguards 3 hours ago:
Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER
- Comment on My god 3 days ago:
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
- Comment on booty 5 days ago:
If you replace all the vowels with “O” in the communist manifesto it turns into a Scooby Doo version.
- Comment on Well said 2 weeks ago:
The funk.
- Comment on What is this magic 2 weeks ago:
You DARE oppose the sun in its own realm!?
- Comment on power generator 3 weeks ago:
Bro just plug your phone into the uranium rod directly. Checkmate power company.
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 3 weeks ago:
Think about how little money 5 million is for a massive company.
- Comment on Sick of this shit 4 weeks ago:
I squirrelmax because I’m acorn pilled.
- Comment on Be a problem that Billionaires can't solve 1 month ago:
I would watch a killer whale revenge film with 80s action shenanigans.
- Comment on Electricity explained 1 month ago:
What are you doing volt-san!?
- Comment on Microsoft's Silent Lockout: Why WireGuard, VeraCrypt & Windscribe Can No Longer Update Windows Users 1 month ago:
- Comment on Octopus nearly strangles a diver 1 month ago:
If an octopus is armed and stealing my car I’m letting him. Lil guy has somewhere to be.
- Comment on How do people force themselves to write something, even if they're NOT inspired? 1 month ago:
A lot of it is repetition, and showing up every day with a quota to fill. The other part is not overthinking everything and letting your ideas flow freely.
- Comment on today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmv 1 month ago:
Could this be evidence of a disco soundtrack fusion system? Scientists say no.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 1 month ago:
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
- Comment on Land where 1 month ago:
Astronaut: Oh crap, was blue water or land? Screw it, it’s land…oh noooooooo!!! Mr. Dolphin watch out!!!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 1 month ago:
Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 1 month ago:
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
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- Comment on Radioactive Steel 2 months ago:
Indiana Jones vs. The Physicists
- Comment on Shame. 2 months ago:
This may cause Claude to rise up against us…or really enjoy it and then I need to get all weird with it.
- Comment on Looking for a fight? 2 months ago:
Usually you need to go at 2am, hammered drunk, in a part of Atlanta you’ve not been before, and the magic will happen. Feel free to start one by mimicking someone’s voice and saying, “I prefer pancakes” or something violent like that.
- Comment on Must've been the wind 2 months ago:
Dibs on that as a porn name.
- Comment on The Giving Tree 2 months ago:
Oops! I am such a messy boy. I sure hope I don’t get what I deserve!
- Comment on Normies 2 months ago:
It’s raining bullshit tonight
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 2 months ago:
This is why I always bring two dinosaur grabbers. One for me cock, and one for the door.
- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 2 months ago:
What a terrible day to have eyes.
- Comment on Pickup routine 2 months ago:
(Drops and does 50 pushups)
- Comment on Hard to argue 2 months ago:
I’d be in front row to see this band.
- Comment on If a US bank only insures your money up to 250k does that mean I have to visit four different back to have a million dollars insured? 2 months ago:
Most banks will up this to 500k if you add your spouse to the account.
