saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on 1 day ago:
The most important thing in my life is iridium.
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 1 day ago:
It was okay
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 2 days ago:
Me: (searches for Dune)
Netflix: We got Sex Dune 7 - Ghost of Aladdin.
Me: …aight. - Comment on Mockingberry 3 days ago:
First fools gold and now this!?
- Comment on The perfect day alone starter pack 4 days ago:
We interrupt this news story to bring you a Lord of the Rings marathon.
- Comment on Horror story 1 week ago:
Static crackles in the astronaut’s helmet as he makes his way onto the red soil. A message pops up on his display. “Hey, got a sec for a quick teams call?”
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 1 week ago:
This could have been a completely made up sentence for all I know.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Hot take, but I think Terminator would have been much more terrifying with an Austrian ferret.
- Comment on Already going to be a problem child 2 weeks ago:
License and registration ma’am.
- Comment on Lifeguards 2 weeks ago:
Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER
- Comment on My god 3 weeks ago:
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
- Comment on booty 3 weeks ago:
If you replace all the vowels with “O” in the communist manifesto it turns into a Scooby Doo version.
- Comment on Well said 5 weeks ago:
The funk.
- Comment on What is this magic 5 weeks ago:
You DARE oppose the sun in its own realm!?
- Comment on power generator 1 month ago:
Bro just plug your phone into the uranium rod directly. Checkmate power company.
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 1 month ago:
Think about how little money 5 million is for a massive company.
- Comment on Sick of this shit 1 month ago:
I squirrelmax because I’m acorn pilled.
- Comment on Be a problem that Billionaires can't solve 2 months ago:
I would watch a killer whale revenge film with 80s action shenanigans.
- Comment on Electricity explained 2 months ago:
What are you doing volt-san!?
- Comment on Microsoft's Silent Lockout: Why WireGuard, VeraCrypt & Windscribe Can No Longer Update Windows Users 2 months ago:
- Comment on Octopus nearly strangles a diver 2 months ago:
If an octopus is armed and stealing my car I’m letting him. Lil guy has somewhere to be.
- Comment on How do people force themselves to write something, even if they're NOT inspired? 2 months ago:
A lot of it is repetition, and showing up every day with a quota to fill. The other part is not overthinking everything and letting your ideas flow freely.
- Comment on today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmv 2 months ago:
Could this be evidence of a disco soundtrack fusion system? Scientists say no.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 months ago:
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
- Comment on Land where 2 months ago:
Astronaut: Oh crap, was blue water or land? Screw it, it’s land…oh noooooooo!!! Mr. Dolphin watch out!!!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 months ago:
Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 months ago:
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
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- Comment on Radioactive Steel 2 months ago:
Indiana Jones vs. The Physicists
- Comment on Shame. 2 months ago:
This may cause Claude to rise up against us…or really enjoy it and then I need to get all weird with it.
