saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on 5 days ago:
(Slow heavy metal version of O Canada plays as mega goose swoops in)
- Comment on 5 days ago:
(Heavy fog over the water as a ships crew look out in concern)
HOOOOOOONK
Captain: RIGHT FULL RUDDER!!!
- Comment on 5 days ago:
T-Rex: So for this scene did you want a long pondering stare, like I’m figuring out who I am-
Director: LOL bro just roar AIGHT!? Action! - Comment on Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis? 3 weeks ago:
MEIN LEBEN!
- Comment on Anon wants tendies 3 weeks ago:
When that song comes on the club goes wild.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Gay is stored in the prism.
- Comment on Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism 4 weeks ago:
Hmmm…I seem to be critically injured. Should I act decent? Nah, let’s insult the person trying to help me.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Choo choo! Next stop my thighs.
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 1 month ago:
The periodic table is surprisingly lickable.
- Comment on French village is switching their computers to Linux. They will no longer purchase Microsoft Windows or Microsoft Office 1 month ago:
Solid move. If your office really just needs a word processor, email, a spreadsheet editor, etc, then Linux is going to make a ton of sense financially.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The most important thing in my life is iridium.
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 1 month ago:
It was okay
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 1 month ago:
Me: (searches for Dune)
Netflix: We got Sex Dune 7 - Ghost of Aladdin.
Me: …aight. - Comment on Mockingberry 2 months ago:
First fools gold and now this!?
- Comment on The perfect day alone starter pack 2 months ago:
We interrupt this news story to bring you a Lord of the Rings marathon.
- Comment on Horror story 2 months ago:
Static crackles in the astronaut’s helmet as he makes his way onto the red soil. A message pops up on his display. “Hey, got a sec for a quick teams call?”
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 2 months ago:
This could have been a completely made up sentence for all I know.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Hot take, but I think Terminator would have been much more terrifying with an Austrian ferret.
- Comment on Already going to be a problem child 2 months ago:
License and registration ma’am.
- Comment on Lifeguards 2 months ago:
Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER
- Comment on My god 2 months ago:
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
- Comment on booty 2 months ago:
If you replace all the vowels with “O” in the communist manifesto it turns into a Scooby Doo version.
- Comment on Well said 2 months ago:
The funk.
- Comment on What is this magic 2 months ago:
You DARE oppose the sun in its own realm!?
- Comment on power generator 3 months ago:
Bro just plug your phone into the uranium rod directly. Checkmate power company.
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 3 months ago:
Think about how little money 5 million is for a massive company.
- Comment on Sick of this shit 3 months ago:
I squirrelmax because I’m acorn pilled.
- Comment on Be a problem that Billionaires can't solve 3 months ago:
I would watch a killer whale revenge film with 80s action shenanigans.
- Comment on Electricity explained 4 months ago:
What are you doing volt-san!?
- Comment on Microsoft's Silent Lockout: Why WireGuard, VeraCrypt & Windscribe Can No Longer Update Windows Users 4 months ago:
