saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on power generator 4 days ago:
Bro just plug your phone into the uranium rod directly. Checkmate power company.
- Comment on A $5 Million Donation From Big Tobacco Preceded F.D.A. Vape Decision 6 days ago:
Think about how little money 5 million is for a massive company.
- Comment on Sick of this shit 1 week ago:
I squirrelmax because I’m acorn pilled.
- Comment on Be a problem that Billionaires can't solve 3 weeks ago:
I would watch a killer whale revenge film with 80s action shenanigans.
- Comment on Electricity explained 5 weeks ago:
What are you doing volt-san!?
- Comment on Microsoft's Silent Lockout: Why WireGuard, VeraCrypt & Windscribe Can No Longer Update Windows Users 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Octopus nearly strangles a diver 5 weeks ago:
If an octopus is armed and stealing my car I’m letting him. Lil guy has somewhere to be.
- Comment on How do people force themselves to write something, even if they're NOT inspired? 5 weeks ago:
A lot of it is repetition, and showing up every day with a quota to fill. The other part is not overthinking everything and letting your ideas flow freely.
- Comment on today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmv 5 weeks ago:
Could this be evidence of a disco soundtrack fusion system? Scientists say no.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 5 weeks ago:
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
- Comment on Land where 5 weeks ago:
Astronaut: Oh crap, was blue water or land? Screw it, it’s land…oh noooooooo!!! Mr. Dolphin watch out!!!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 5 weeks ago:
Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 5 weeks ago:
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
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- Comment on Radioactive Steel 1 month ago:
Indiana Jones vs. The Physicists
- Comment on Shame. 1 month ago:
This may cause Claude to rise up against us…or really enjoy it and then I need to get all weird with it.
- Comment on Looking for a fight? 1 month ago:
Usually you need to go at 2am, hammered drunk, in a part of Atlanta you’ve not been before, and the magic will happen. Feel free to start one by mimicking someone’s voice and saying, “I prefer pancakes” or something violent like that.
- Comment on Must've been the wind 1 month ago:
Dibs on that as a porn name.
- Comment on The Giving Tree 1 month ago:
Oops! I am such a messy boy. I sure hope I don’t get what I deserve!
- Comment on Normies 1 month ago:
It’s raining bullshit tonight
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 1 month ago:
This is why I always bring two dinosaur grabbers. One for me cock, and one for the door.
- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 1 month ago:
What a terrible day to have eyes.
- Comment on Pickup routine 2 months ago:
(Drops and does 50 pushups)
- Comment on Hard to argue 2 months ago:
I’d be in front row to see this band.
- Comment on If a US bank only insures your money up to 250k does that mean I have to visit four different back to have a million dollars insured? 2 months ago:
Most banks will up this to 500k if you add your spouse to the account.
- Comment on I'm sorry it has to be like this 2 months ago:
- Comment on Everytime 2 months ago:
Basically an energy shield protecting against the giant uncontrollable fusion reactor in the sky.
- Comment on the struggle 2 months ago:
So what’s a reindeer game?
“¡None of your business!” - Comment on so cozy 🐟 2 months ago:
All he needs is an underwater campfire.
- Comment on Attention! 2 months ago:
This also stops those pesky scam calls!
