saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hard to argue 1 day ago:
I’d be in front row to see this band.
- Comment on If a US bank only insures your money up to 250k does that mean I have to visit four different back to have a million dollars insured? 5 days ago:
Most banks will up this to 500k if you add your spouse to the account.
- Comment on I'm sorry it has to be like this 1 week ago:
- Comment on Everytime 1 week ago:
Basically an energy shield protecting against the giant uncontrollable fusion reactor in the sky.
- Comment on the struggle 1 week ago:
So what’s a reindeer game?
“¡None of your business!” - Comment on so cozy 🐟 1 week ago:
All he needs is an underwater campfire.
- Comment on Attention! 2 weeks ago:
This also stops those pesky scam calls!
- Comment on he just like me fr 2 weeks ago:
No, make the drawing more man-like, and why isn’t he making direct eye contact with my soul?
- Comment on Why nor???? 3 weeks ago:
This is more of an orbital nuclear defense question since Mordor has a pretty in depth strategy against this sort of threat. Frodo probably didn’t consider this option because of the Pan-Middle Earth nuclear deescalation agreement of the second age, sub section 2, page five, which if violated could have big international downstream effects.
- Comment on It's literally science 3 weeks ago:
(Me crossing out “aggressive twerking”) Dang, wrong again.
- Comment on Just like Drax in that Guardians of the Galaxy scene 1 month ago:
Wiggle wiggle. Hmmm…WIGGLE WIGGLE ah there you are.
- Comment on haha wow u got me 2 months ago:
Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
An interesting thought but there’s also oil.
- Comment on 94.3° F 2 months ago:
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
- Comment on Don't believe them 2 months ago:
Same for me, but it’s usually Burnt Turd INC or whatever internet service provider’s number.
- Comment on I'd just go ahead and turn around. 2 months ago:
You get to penguin heaven and they’re all there waiting with pitchforks.
- Comment on He was HUNGRY 😓 2 months ago:
Cat looking down from the mountain: Call me not to action for this is not my fight!
- Comment on Anon discovers his heritage 2 months ago:
It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!
- Comment on Stardew Valley Creator Says 1.7 Update Will Contain 'More Character/Social Stuff' and a New Farm Type 2 months ago:
CA is such a great developer and I have no idea what I did to deserve him.
- Comment on Haha yes yes 2 months ago:
I’m just typing “deez nuts” repeatedly while looking determined.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 3 months ago:
Gold as a long term investment isn’t great unless it’s one small part of your strategy. This is largely because the value of gold isn’t just going up and up like with other possibilities out there. In the event of a societal collapse people are going to be bartering with food or useful items, not gold.
- Comment on Sad, melancholic even. 3 months ago:
But they were all of them deceived, for another citrus was made…
- Comment on ACAB 3 months ago:
Unhand me you ruffians!
- Comment on 😥 😥 💔 💔 3 months ago:
Miss shots of 100% DONT MISS when you take the shot.
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 3 months ago:
Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.
- Comment on Population Growth 3 months ago:
It’s not mere fucking. It’s unprotected “nuttin.”
- Comment on good bones 4 months ago:
Giraffes are goth as fuck.
- Comment on kittypillar 4 months ago:
“So you’re a real spider?”
….totally.
“Well what do we like?”
Uh…catching stuff to eat. Looking fuzzy.
“Okay, you’re in.” - Comment on Lost count 4 months ago:
Plausible deniability fap