saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anyone else? 1 day ago:
Just answer everything with, “How about we- AHHHH SNAKES!!!” And this will get you out of trouble.
- Comment on Wise words 1 week ago:
THIS HALLOWEEN…(tires screech)…TRUCKS NEED TO MOVE 500 TONS OF CANDY…(“We got the goods”)…ACROSS THE BORDER…(police sirens)…OR EXPLODE…TRUCK OR TREAT…(Vin Diesel: I hate candy corn)
- Comment on It used to be a library 1 week ago:
I think the thing I miss most about the old internet was the fact that many people just produced things without worrying about getting paid all the time. Websites were basic but fun, people uploaded funny videos just for laughs, and sites like Reddit were hardly heard of.
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 2 weeks ago:
IT guy here. When you finally can respond or join the meeting, make sure you cover yourself in feathers from a pillow and blame a duck gang for your misfortune.
- Comment on The Anonborn gets recruited 3 weeks ago:
I fight for the one true cause. Shouting goats off the mountain.
- Comment on Anon gets in a bad mood 1 month ago:
Therapists hate this one weird trick!
- Comment on This is why you're still waiting for that simulation result from Jerry the CFD guy 1 month ago:
It will be less competitive in formula one now.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
(Slow heavy metal version of O Canada plays as mega goose swoops in)
- Comment on 2 months ago:
(Heavy fog over the water as a ships crew look out in concern)
HOOOOOOONK
Captain: RIGHT FULL RUDDER!!!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
T-Rex: So for this scene did you want a long pondering stare, like I’m figuring out who I am-
Director: LOL bro just roar AIGHT!? Action! - Comment on Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis? 2 months ago:
MEIN LEBEN!
- Comment on Anon wants tendies 2 months ago:
When that song comes on the club goes wild.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Gay is stored in the prism.
- Comment on Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism 2 months ago:
Hmmm…I seem to be critically injured. Should I act decent? Nah, let’s insult the person trying to help me.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Choo choo! Next stop my thighs.
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 3 months ago:
The periodic table is surprisingly lickable.
- Comment on French village is switching their computers to Linux. They will no longer purchase Microsoft Windows or Microsoft Office 3 months ago:
Solid move. If your office really just needs a word processor, email, a spreadsheet editor, etc, then Linux is going to make a ton of sense financially.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
The most important thing in my life is iridium.
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 3 months ago:
It was okay
- Comment on ...and then suggest something totally unrelated... 3 months ago:
Me: (searches for Dune)
Netflix: We got Sex Dune 7 - Ghost of Aladdin.
Me: …aight. - Comment on Mockingberry 3 months ago:
First fools gold and now this!?
- Comment on The perfect day alone starter pack 3 months ago:
We interrupt this news story to bring you a Lord of the Rings marathon.
- Comment on Horror story 4 months ago:
Static crackles in the astronaut’s helmet as he makes his way onto the red soil. A message pops up on his display. “Hey, got a sec for a quick teams call?”
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 4 months ago:
This could have been a completely made up sentence for all I know.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Hot take, but I think Terminator would have been much more terrifying with an Austrian ferret.
- Comment on Already going to be a problem child 4 months ago:
License and registration ma’am.
- Comment on Lifeguards 4 months ago:
Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER
- Comment on My god 4 months ago:
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
- Comment on booty 4 months ago:
If you replace all the vowels with “O” in the communist manifesto it turns into a Scooby Doo version.
- Comment on Well said 5 months ago:
The funk.