saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on Easy choice 1 day ago:
Maybe they’ll come up with sniff safe gasoline so i can have a scented candle of it or something.
- Comment on Everytime 1 day ago:
D….Dutch…DÜTCHNTOWN?
- Comment on Space is beautiful 1 day ago:
NASA: We’ve been getting a lot of footage of you being cringy in high school.
- Comment on I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee 3 days ago:
Thanks I hate it.
- Comment on mercy merci 3 days ago:
Also you do NOT want to face an all spider jury one day.
- Comment on Day 464 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 days ago:
Project Zomboid is one of my favorite games of all time!
- Comment on Existential Questions 5 days ago:
When we forge burgers at the restaurant foundry, we chant:
For the shareholders!!!
They share the hold!!! - Comment on Deep 6 days ago:
(Hannibal Lecter voice) One time I saw a snail moving by my leg as a boy, and I decided to race it. I had nothing to do, so you could imagine how long this race took. You must ask yourself Clarice…do the snails still race for you?
- Comment on Smells Great 6 days ago:
I would like to subscribe to lemon facts.
- Comment on Smells Great 6 days ago:
(Dragon does dragon stuff)
Sir Pinappleus the Hawaiian: You absolute fool. - Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
They won’t let me wear these anymore because the CEO said it was distracting for the board of directors.
- Comment on Physics! 1 week ago:
Invisible forces controlling literally everything!? Nerd magic.
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 2 weeks ago:
Ah, it’s ok wee trombone lass.
- Comment on do what you love 2 months ago:
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- Comment on Biomimicry 3 months ago:
So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough. - Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.
- Comment on It's too hot to think of why or how 3 months ago:
It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.
- Comment on I am calling corporate! 4 months ago:
Hickory smoked boner.
- Comment on Horses go brr 4 months ago:
APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES
- Comment on Jurassic Squawk 4 months ago:
Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 4 months ago:
Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.
- Comment on What the fuck 4 months ago:
A rare turbo pregnancy!
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 4 months ago:
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 4 months ago:
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE. - Comment on mood 4 months ago:
Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 4 months ago:
The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.
- Comment on parlez-vous francais? 4 months ago:
Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.
- Comment on Real af 4 months ago:
It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.
- Comment on Is that the Crowning they talk of 4 months ago:
(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW. - Comment on Oh no 4 months ago:
We need more militant soup activists.