Lifeguards

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Deathguards

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• danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depending where you live some lifeguards have more training then police, so naturally they are more qualified to make drowning decisions

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New tv show premise: lifeguards do the police physical and police do the lifeguard physical.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ooh, next you could match cops against firefighters!

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Summer of Dredd: High Tide

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, lifeguards are just swimming cops.

  ACAB

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes but then rename that to: Deathguard.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    deathguard beating the shit out of lifeguard trying to rescue someone

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “And they were known by no other name as The Deathguard. Whenever The Deathguard roamed the shores the mood of the bathing crowds instantly changed, as if a sudden thunderstorm had come rolling in. Mothers started looking for their children in fear, people hastily packed their belongings. Such was the fear that The Deathguard would bring forth.

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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, meme… but!

  I know a lifeguard and while he’s generally an okay-ish human being, he is really not a guy you want to give authority to. You know the type, okay-ish people who become the. fucking. worst. as soon as they get their hands on the smallest amount of authority.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As long as I’m being held underwater by a slender brunette young woman in a Baywatch style red one-piece, I won’t complain.

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• Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean,it’s not a terrible idea

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  • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is, but I still chuckled.

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• 30p87@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Choke me daddy

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s fucked up that I’d be okay with this if they lived in the lower left quadrant of the compass. No post-left shit.

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  • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but the world is a sphere, Lemmy is a global network of instances, and without location context this comment makes no sense.

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They mean the political compass

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      FrowingFostek is clearly in central Florida (USA), and hates the keys.
      Or Russia and dislikes… all that over there.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not sure I like the new version of the “I put you into this world, I can take you out of it” line abusive parents use any more than the original…

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every billionaire or trillionaire should have a thoroughly trained li… swimming guard! Yes, swimming guard.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This needs to be posted all over the neighborhood taped to stop signs and stapled to wooden electric poles

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Funny if random, concerning if created by a lifeguard

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