Lifeguards

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• danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Depending where you live some lifeguards have more training then police, so naturally they are more qualified to make drowning decisions

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Every billionaire or trillionaire should have a thoroughly trained li… swimming guard! Yes, swimming guard.

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Deathguards

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, lifeguards are just swimming cops.

  ACAB

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• Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean,it’s not a terrible idea

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  • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It is, but I still chuckled.

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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes, meme… but!

  I know a lifeguard and while he’s generally an okay-ish human being, he is really not a guy you want to give authority to. You know the type, okay-ish people who become the. fucking. worst. as soon as they get their hands on the smallest amount of authority.

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• 30p87@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Choke me daddy

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s fucked up that I’d be okay with this if they lived in the lower left quadrant of the compass. No post-left shit.

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  • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but the world is a sphere, Lemmy is a global network of instances, and without location context this comment makes no sense.

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      FrowingFostek is clearly in central Florida (USA), and hates the keys.
      Or Russia and dislikes… all that over there.

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