thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 5 days ago:
“To be or whatever."
- Comment on love venn diagrams🫶 1 week ago:
Couple Love Sex
Perfect match Love Sex
Friendship Love Sex!
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 1 week ago:
I remember watching it. I don’t remember anything about it.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 week ago:
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 1 week ago:
- Comment on oldest shitpost yet. 1 week ago:
See rule 35
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
- Comment on worry kitten 2 weeks ago:
IT kitten?
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 2 weeks ago:
The dozen or so fingers on her right hand.
- Comment on _uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght 2 weeks ago:
They knew.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 3 weeks ago:
They planned it.
- Comment on art 3 weeks ago:
Cuil
- Comment on time for learn 4 weeks ago:
I have know.
- Comment on Billionaires amass more wealth through inheritance than wealth creation says UBS 4 weeks ago:
Wealth creation doesn’t say UBS.
- Comment on Tune a fish 4 weeks ago:
I’ve noticed the same thing with Koi. But not with trout or bass or most other fish.
It makes sense for swordfish, because just sword is ambiguous.
Language is weird.
- Comment on What was your social media path? 4 weeks ago:
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Reddit
Lemmy - Comment on Good boy 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on > MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss 5 weeks ago:
“Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 5 weeks ago:
Home vasectomies sound like they would exacerbate the housing crisis.
- Comment on it's a long distance relationship 5 weeks ago:
That is not what quantum entanglement means. It doesn’t work like that.
- Comment on "Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter 5 weeks ago:
Madness takes its toll
- Comment on We're doing radishes now 5 weeks ago:
Did you know that radish and radix have the same ‘root’ meaning?
- Comment on Cross Section 5 weeks ago:
The little one in the middle definitely looks cross.
- Comment on "Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter 5 weeks ago:
… pation!
- Comment on Hehehe 1 month ago:
Am 62. Laughed.
- Comment on We didn't have this option as kids 1 month ago:
At least it wasn’t embedded in a Word document.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 2 months ago:
I have a short playlist of Superman songs.
Kryptonite - 3 doors down Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks Superman - REM
Always looking for more.
- Comment on Spoiler alert 2 months ago:
Surprise and fear.
- Comment on Fare thee well 2 months ago:
Arby’s: technically it’s food.
- Comment on Signature move 3 months ago:
Parting the brown sea?
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 3 months ago:
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.