thenextguy

@thenextguy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always the cat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sort of Meow-Factor Authentication?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always the cat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink shame. Also, isn’t that the main purpose of computers/the internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always the cat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should add face or paw print recognition so he doesn’t have to remember the password.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a bit of Mark Twain…

  Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansaw; a Bhuddist from China; a Brahmin from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh—not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in my LinkedIn feed right now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amentities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moist rodent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?

  “The Eiffel Tower?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oa oa a⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do not taunt happy fun ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallopian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fahrvergnügen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨recklessly stolen in cold blood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I get knocked down.
  But I get up again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political Views⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I lay me down to bed
  Darkness won’t engulf my head
  I can see by infrared
  How I hate the night

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'ananas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨personal best on facebook⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/cNU6uWzLvRk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep going⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one logs off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me when theres soup⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can be sanitized?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burburbur⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”

  youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‎ ‎ ‎ ඞ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • How it looked…
  • What it looked like…

  Pick one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always just called it HBO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coelacanth⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a coelacanh, not a coelacanth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he big, he attac⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He make a good snak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, ants.

  Thants.