thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on As a gay I can confirm 6 days ago:
I’m just trying to find the bridge.
Has anybody seen the bridge? - Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 1 week ago:
“out and becoming hard”?
Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.
- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 weeks ago:
Slam Dance
- Comment on Close the damn window 2 weeks ago:
Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.
Norm MacDonald, probably
- Comment on Seeking input on .io ccTLD removal 2 weeks ago:
.eieio
- Comment on Tiny Tineola bisselliella 4 weeks ago:
But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 4 weeks ago:
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
- Comment on Badgers 5 weeks ago:
No, this is a wolverine
- Comment on What a find! 5 weeks ago:
Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.
- Comment on check yourself before you wreck yourself 5 weeks ago:
Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.
- Comment on A loaded God Complex 1 month ago:
And here I am assuming it had something to do with Mary Poppins.
- Comment on 9 out to 10 Dentists agree! 1 month ago:
- Comment on vroom vroom 1 month ago:
Cuil
- Comment on Lousy Smarch weather... 1 month ago:
Octebruary is my favorite month.
- Comment on Fluffy With Valor 1 month ago:
That’s no ordinary rabbit, that’s the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- Comment on maow 1 month ago:
- Comment on New! 1 month ago:
I may have some bad news for you.
- Comment on there can be only one 2 months ago:
Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!
- Comment on Pavlov 2 months ago:
I once read that reverse pavlovianism is the application of saliva to a dog’s mouth in the attempt to ring a bell.
- Comment on LASER HIGH FIVE! 2 months ago:
It would be bad.
- Comment on Seconds 2 months ago:
- Comment on Seconds 2 months ago:
Dessert: seconds
- Comment on The Troll-ey Problem 2 months ago:
Steven Wright. But I probably messed up the quote.
- Comment on The Troll-ey Problem 2 months ago:
It’s like that light switch on my wall that does nothing.
Except a year after I moved in, I got a letter from some woman in Germany that said “knock it off.”
- Comment on Not the worst 2 months ago:
Copper Plutonium
Thorium Beryllium - Comment on I did my best 2 months ago:
Lots of space in this mall.
- Comment on Wall 2 months ago:
Breakfast of Champions
- Comment on Wall 2 months ago:
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
- Comment on Wall 2 months ago:
According to Vonnegut, that’s what your asshole looks like.
- Comment on Ah sweet! 3 months ago:
Clearly you haven’t been to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
