thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 1 week ago:
I have a short playlist of Superman songs.
Kryptonite - 3 doors down Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks Superman - REM
Always looking for more.
- Comment on Spoiler alert 2 weeks ago:
Surprise and fear.
- Comment on Fare thee well 3 weeks ago:
Arby’s: technically it’s food.
- Comment on Signature move 5 weeks ago:
Parting the brown sea?
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 1 month ago:
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
- Comment on Always the cat! 1 month ago:
Some sort of Meow-Factor Authentication?
- Comment on Always the cat! 1 month ago:
Don’t kink shame. Also, isn’t that the main purpose of computers/the internet?
- Comment on Always the cat! 1 month ago:
You should add face or paw print recognition so he doesn’t have to remember the password.
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 1 month ago:
Sounds like a bit of Mark Twain…
Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansaw; a Bhuddist from China; a Brahmin from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh—not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.
- Comment on People in my LinkedIn feed right now 2 months ago:
Amentities
- Comment on moist rodent 3 months ago:
I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 3 months ago:
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on Oa oa a 3 months ago:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 3 months ago:
Is Bacon
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 3 months ago:
Fallopian
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 3 months ago:
Fahrvergnügen
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 3 months ago:
The bus
- Comment on Doot doot 3 months ago:
No
- Comment on US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users 3 months ago:
Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.
- Comment on Sir? 4 months ago:
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. - Comment on Political Views 5 months ago:
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 6 months ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 6 months ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 6 months ago:
- Comment on Keep going 6 months ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous? 6 months ago:
Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.
- Comment on me when theres soup 6 months ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on burburbur 7 months ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on ඞ 8 months ago:
- How it looked…
- What it looked like…
Pick one.
