thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Guys did I do it right 2 days ago:
No, no, no. That’s a ship post.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 2 days ago:
Isn’t being stabbed a binary condition? Like being pregnant. You’re either stabbed or you’re not.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 2 days ago:
Does your uniform have skulls on it?
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 2 days ago:
Also a good preventative.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 2 days ago:
Chocolate
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 2 days ago:
What about second coffee?
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 4 days ago:
Hey, no slot shaming!
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 4 days ago:
Mammoth cheese? Eww.
- Comment on when people on here tell me to diversify my posts: 4 days ago:
”You can please some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off.”
Robin Williams
- Comment on It's what it looks like 5 days ago:
AmNotScope
- Comment on It's what it looks like 5 days ago:
This is the long distance call?
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 2 weeks ago:
“To be or whatever."
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Couple Love Sex
Perfect match Love Sex
Friendship Love Sex!
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 2 weeks ago:
I remember watching it. I don’t remember anything about it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on oldest shitpost yet. 3 weeks ago:
See rule 35
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
- Comment on worry kitten 3 weeks ago:
IT kitten?
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 3 weeks ago:
The dozen or so fingers on her right hand.
- Comment on _uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght 4 weeks ago:
They knew.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 4 weeks ago:
They planned it.
- Comment on art 4 weeks ago:
Cuil
- Comment on time for learn 5 weeks ago:
I have know.
- Comment on Billionaires amass more wealth through inheritance than wealth creation says UBS 5 weeks ago:
Wealth creation doesn’t say UBS.
- Comment on Tune a fish 5 weeks ago:
I’ve noticed the same thing with Koi. But not with trout or bass or most other fish.
It makes sense for swordfish, because just sword is ambiguous.
Language is weird.
- Comment on What was your social media path? 5 weeks ago:
/.
Reddit
Lemmy - Comment on Good boy 1 month ago:
- Comment on > MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss 1 month ago:
“Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 1 month ago:
Home vasectomies sound like they would exacerbate the housing crisis.
- Comment on it's a long distance relationship 1 month ago:
That is not what quantum entanglement means. It doesn’t work like that.