thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users 1 day ago:
Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.
- Comment on Sir? 1 week ago:
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. - Comment on Political Views 5 weeks ago:
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 2 months ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 2 months ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 months ago:
- Comment on Keep going 2 months ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous? 2 months ago:
Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.
- Comment on me when theres soup 2 months ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on burburbur 3 months ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on ඞ 3 months ago:
- How it looked…
- What it looked like…
Pick one.
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 3 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on Coelacanth 4 months ago:
I’m a coelacanh, not a coelacanth.
- Comment on he big, he attac 4 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 4 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 4 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 5 months ago:
They don’t. That’s their kink.
- Comment on The experiment requires that you continue 5 months ago:
“Nervous? You only have 75 more to go.”
- Comment on A daunting realization 6 months ago:
Brought peas?
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 8 months ago:
Where buy the can I ? fuck shirt this
- Comment on It's about time he got the recognition he deserves! 8 months ago:
- Comment on Go into debt if you have to 8 months ago:
“I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton.”
- Comment on bird flu 8 months ago:
So, get all your birds vaccinated, kids.
- Comment on Snoop claus 8 months ago:
The stockizzles were hung by the chimnizzle with cizzle.
- Comment on I don't need you. I don't need any of you. I just need my fridge cozy. 8 months ago:
And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need…
- Comment on My Beans :( 8 months ago:
Batman
- Comment on Warning 8 months ago:
What about the sturgeon specific?
- Comment on I choose innovation. 8 months ago:
Install horizontal blinds angled so the water runs back into the tub.
