thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on moist rodent 3 weeks ago:
I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 4 weeks ago:
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on Oa oa a 4 weeks ago:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 4 weeks ago:
Is Bacon
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 4 weeks ago:
Fallopian
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 4 weeks ago:
Fahrvergnügen
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 5 weeks ago:
The bus
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
No
- Comment on US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users 5 weeks ago:
Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.
- Comment on Sir? 1 month ago:
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. - Comment on Political Views 2 months ago:
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 3 months ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 3 months ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 3 months ago:
- Comment on Keep going 3 months ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous? 3 months ago:
Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.
- Comment on me when theres soup 4 months ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on burburbur 5 months ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on ඞ 5 months ago:
- How it looked…
- What it looked like…
Pick one.
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 5 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on Coelacanth 5 months ago:
I’m a coelacanh, not a coelacanth.
- Comment on he big, he attac 5 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 5 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 5 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 5 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 6 months ago:
They don’t. That’s their kink.
- Comment on The experiment requires that you continue 6 months ago:
“Nervous? You only have 75 more to go.”
- Comment on A daunting realization 8 months ago:
Brought peas?
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 9 months ago:
Where buy the can I ? fuck shirt this
