thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 2 weeks ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Keep going 3 weeks ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous? 3 weeks ago:
Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.
- Comment on me when theres soup 5 weeks ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on burburbur 1 month ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on ඞ 2 months ago:
- How it looked…
- What it looked like…
Pick one.
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 2 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on Coelacanth 2 months ago:
I’m a coelacanh, not a coelacanth.
- Comment on he big, he attac 2 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 2 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 2 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 3 months ago:
They don’t. That’s their kink.
- Comment on The experiment requires that you continue 3 months ago:
“Nervous? You only have 75 more to go.”
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 months ago:
Brought peas?
- Comment on only 100% dry cotton cleaning 6 months ago:
Where buy the can I ? fuck shirt this
- Comment on It's about time he got the recognition he deserves! 6 months ago:
- Comment on Go into debt if you have to 6 months ago:
“I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton.”
- Comment on bird flu 6 months ago:
So, get all your birds vaccinated, kids.
- Comment on Snoop claus 6 months ago:
The stockizzles were hung by the chimnizzle with cizzle.
- Comment on I don't need you. I don't need any of you. I just need my fridge cozy. 6 months ago:
And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need…
- Comment on My Beans :( 6 months ago:
Batman
- Comment on Warning 7 months ago:
What about the sturgeon specific?
- Comment on I choose innovation. 7 months ago:
Install horizontal blinds angled so the water runs back into the tub.
- Comment on When leftists say "landlord are parasites" or similar dislike of landlords, do they also mean the people that own like a couple of houses as an investment, or only the big landlords? 7 months ago:
In order for there to be any rental property at all, someone has to own it and be the landlord. Unless they think it should be the state. Or unless they think that everyone should always own the property where they live.
I didn’t think there is much of a logical argument for having no landlords whatsoever.
Who owns a hotel? Isn’t that just another type of landlord?
- Comment on butts 7 months ago:
Who else immediately looked for Saddam?
- Comment on Sleep well tonight 7 months ago:
What, the curtains?