thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on _uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght 9 hours ago:
They knew.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 3 days ago:
They planned it.
- Comment on art 4 days ago:
Cuil
- Comment on time for learn 1 week ago:
I have know.
- Comment on Billionaires amass more wealth through inheritance than wealth creation says UBS 1 week ago:
Wealth creation doesn’t say UBS.
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 week ago:
I’ve noticed the same thing with Koi. But not with trout or bass or most other fish.
It makes sense for swordfish, because just sword is ambiguous.
Language is weird.
- Comment on What was your social media path? 1 week ago:
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Reddit
Lemmy - Comment on Good boy 1 week ago:
- Comment on > MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss 2 weeks ago:
“Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 2 weeks ago:
Home vasectomies sound like they would exacerbate the housing crisis.
- Comment on it's a long distance relationship 2 weeks ago:
That is not what quantum entanglement means. It doesn’t work like that.
- Comment on "Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter 2 weeks ago:
Madness takes its toll
- Comment on We're doing radishes now 2 weeks ago:
Did you know that radish and radix have the same ‘root’ meaning?
- Comment on Cross Section 2 weeks ago:
The little one in the middle definitely looks cross.
- Comment on "Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter 3 weeks ago:
… pation!
- Comment on Hehehe 3 weeks ago:
Am 62. Laughed.
- Comment on We didn't have this option as kids 5 weeks ago:
At least it wasn’t embedded in a Word document.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 1 month ago:
I have a short playlist of Superman songs.
Kryptonite - 3 doors down Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks Superman - REM
Always looking for more.
- Comment on Spoiler alert 1 month ago:
Surprise and fear.
- Comment on Fare thee well 2 months ago:
Arby’s: technically it’s food.
- Comment on Signature move 2 months ago:
Parting the brown sea?
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 2 months ago:
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
- Comment on Always the cat! 2 months ago:
Some sort of Meow-Factor Authentication?
- Comment on Always the cat! 2 months ago:
Don’t kink shame. Also, isn’t that the main purpose of computers/the internet?
- Comment on Always the cat! 2 months ago:
You should add face or paw print recognition so he doesn’t have to remember the password.
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 3 months ago:
Sounds like a bit of Mark Twain…
Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansaw; a Bhuddist from China; a Brahmin from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh—not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.
- Comment on People in my LinkedIn feed right now 3 months ago:
Amentities
- Comment on moist rodent 4 months ago:
I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 4 months ago:
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on Oa oa a 4 months ago:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.