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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dudes whose dicks didn’t shrink probably froze and fell off. Evolution, ftw.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wake up with it stuck to your leg, take a long step, regret.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Initially God did create Adam and Steve. Steve just forgot to bundle up in January.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  To be fair, nips also shrink

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Title of your autobiography

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In one direction sure, not on the z axis

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Lets give the smol pp crowd an easy excuse”

  “Why dont we just give everyone big ones? Or discourage shame?”

  “Mmmmmmmmmm…no.”

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nipples get hard because they shrink ;)

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