Yall are missing out

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema

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  • cm0002@libretechni.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MORE!!!

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• AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.

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    • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wash your feet first, back last, dont pee on the shower and maybe ckean the floor if you wabt that too.

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• hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But can you make fart noises with them?

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No. Just near them.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just get a bidet

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  • Elting@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      D:

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “My over-ripe butthole and I”!

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s grammar school stuff. Graduate to the ice cold enema and your glory hole will applaud.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends.

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  • username123@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bidet to you, sir

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I never bidid before but now I bido and woo woo woo no doo doo.

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is correct!

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

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• Gust@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bruh… get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the hose is great for enemas.

    /s

    please don’t, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it’s followed me through at least five moves.

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• zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so curious to know what the original context of this was…and why. Anyone know?

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  • kinkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual

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    • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      why tho

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  • cm0002@libretechni.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water

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• abc@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, the only way to wash your ass without becoming gay.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.

    Men will really do anything but admit they like it.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is also why you need a bidet.

    For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You would oscillate the nozzle

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.

  Sigma Solarium (nsfw)

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.

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    • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Reverse bikini lines

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that the deep? Did a season I don’t know about come out?

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Season 5.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Show her you’re nuts.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure if typo’d homophone

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    • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shower your crazy?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude that’s not cool phones have just as much right as you and me to get married now that they’re all chatbots

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So thats how you’re supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day…

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Groins plural?

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A removable shower head would make this easier.

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• imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i don’t get it, we all shower like that.

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish I was that flexible.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s all about the groins.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Take care of your asshole. You only get one.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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