Yall are missing out

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• hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Y’all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    MORE!!!

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  • cm0002@libretechni.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  A removable shower head would make this easier.

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• zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m so curious to know what the original context of this was…and why. Anyone know?

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  • kinkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual

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  • cm0002@libretechni.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.

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• AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just get a bidet

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  • Elting@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      D:

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• abc@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Yes, the only way to wash your ass without becoming gay.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This is also why you need a bidet.

    For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.

    Men will really do anything but admit they like it.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Show her you’re nuts.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Not sure if typo’d homophone

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• imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  i don’t get it, we all shower like that.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.

  Sigma Solarium (nsfw)

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Nope, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish I was that flexible.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So thats how you’re supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day…

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