SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KEKWing all the way to the bank⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take the left side if you don’t mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is the lock picking Courtney and what we have here is a shitty padlock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, security.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, that’s a good one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, security.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Send nudes first! Preferably not of me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But I brought beer? It’s cold as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was interested. It was a banana milkshake. That must have been sticky.

  What a great person that woman is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From the description, I thought you were talking about me. But maybe you are me and we are just two instances of our shared mental instability 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought this sandwich at an Italian gas station. What a hoax⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sandwiches is you can buy at Italian gas stations are amongst the greatest things one can buy. Given it’s on a highway. And it has been freshly prepared and grilled just before handing it to you.

  Whenever I go to Italy, I stop way more often than I need to 😐🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love blind dates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you bring a dog I already love you. I mean the dog, but I understand you are a team so I at least shed some of the love on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OH YEAH?!

  I’m stealing this 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can shift the quality a lot with great equipment, but that requires you to know what you’re doing first. And it still depends on what you’re trying to shoot. Somebody trying to capture a great moment in high speed sports might need a better camera than a cat dad. But without knowing how to use it, it is worth nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All's well that ends better...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t look that happy to me. Let’s cheer her up and go to a funeral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your MarioKart character and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds exactly like the weekend I’d love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your MarioKart character and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still love double dash. Such fun even with people who didn’t know how to drive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We should really rename him to The Boulder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fogey-assed old dude says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On one hand!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her name⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope those kids they have saved never realize they themselves are naked below their clothing. They’d instantly die fatally of lethal shock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Used To Be Cool. Pfft, Sell Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because he’s not part of the Federation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The legendary PS2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I’m not finished yet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sneaky Socialist plot.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But only when their team does it. When Biden looked sideways at a kid they all turned nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Used To Be Cool. Pfft, Sell Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One step after another, and don’t look down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Used To Be Cool. Pfft, Sell Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the reason we should get rid of publicly traded companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Used To Be Cool. Pfft, Sell Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See, this is why I would suggest to switch to the post-scarsity model of Star Trek. Then they can have all the money, but it’s completely worthless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Used To Be Cool. Pfft, Sell Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I get it, servers cost money, traffic costs money.

  But there’s a little gray zone between going broke and sucking out every cent possible. Isn’t making enough money enough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sneaky Socialist plot.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reality is irrelevant for them. They could say he breathes fire and eats the toes off of small children and there would be about 30% of society that would just accept it as the truth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebratory Return to Online Meme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I too, am of the order of fire watchers. May the flame keep you warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprise picnic! So romantic 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misery business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He’ll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.