SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on POV: You just said something the Tesseract Developer didn't like 4 hours ago:
Okay, now I know how I got onto the list. What an idiot.
- Comment on The frijole advantages of hypercube storage 11 hours ago:
If you want, I can block you a little myself. Would that help?
- Comment on The frijole advantages of hypercube storage 12 hours ago:
Have you bean feeling left out?
- Comment on The frijole advantages of hypercube storage 16 hours ago:
The not listed want to distract from their failure in life.
- Comment on Pervert cancer 16 hours ago:
Then why go anyway?
- Comment on Delicious 17 hours ago:
So you want some? I’ll arrange delivery! What dimensions are we talking about, pallets, trucks?
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 23 hours ago:
OK, this person nailed it on the first try. But besides them, I know nobody who didn’t fuck them up once or twice.
- Comment on Delicious 23 hours ago:
Did you try our new Power Kraut? 35% protein, zero carbs!*
*May induce slight symptoms of blindness and earth shattering flatulence.**
**The flatulence is a given, and they won’t come out dry.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 23 hours ago:
Fucking up regex is a sacred tradition!
- Comment on Canada should make the USA pay for this 1 day ago:
Did it work?
- Comment on thoughts and prayers for science 1 day ago:
And a lot of the scientists, atheists, so it clearly doesn’t matter if they believe in god.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 1 day ago:
I know, and I suspect the name came up more than once. But if I implemented some kind of algorithm to add people to the list based on posting behaviour, I wouldn’t put in the effort to have it implement a regex for “this guy and whatever number they added”.
To me this looks like he wrote the list by hand. Which is even weirder.
- Comment on Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago! 1 day ago:
lol, what did this person do to receive such hate? 😂
^ghosttree([0-9]+)?$ - Comment on Make it so 2 days ago:
Tell me everything!
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
You mean clicking the link and searching for your name? I’ll try, but I can’t guarantee anything!
You’re not on the list 😅
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
The French would probably make some coffee and get a fresh croissant.
Then riot in the streets.
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
It’s about a radical leftist trans rights socialist Linux phone. It’s horrible, really.
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
I have one single obscure post but I’m in the list still. I feel honored 🥳
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 2 days ago:
I haven’t looked in the code itself, but I would guess it just matches your username regardless of instance.
- Comment on Police officer calls trans protestor ‘pink-haired thing’ in accidental bodycam recording 2 days ago:
That would have described me pretty fittingly when I was around 17.
- Comment on Make it so 3 days ago:
Probably not, and he might not feel like doing so as well.
- Comment on Make it so 3 days ago:
That idiot explains it to the wrong person. Instead of to that woman, who’s clearly not interested, he should talk to me, a fat guy who loves Star Trek!
- Comment on Times are tough - but i look faboo 4 days ago:
Yes, I think regional has a different meaning in our time. I meant from roughly the continent I’m currently at.
But even that isn’t necessarily true. I guess I just want to buy regional because I don’t want my vegetables to have traveled further than me just for nothing.
- Comment on Times are tough - but i look faboo 4 days ago:
Yes, but depending on what you buy. If you stay regional, seasonal and somewhat on the boring side, veggies are incredibly cheap. Get a sack of potatoes, onions and carrots and you have a lot you can work with for relatively cheap.
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 5 days ago:
And they could not be patched later, so the testing was absolutely bonkers.
- Comment on Tracey fucked around and found out 5 days ago:
While we are at it, the teacher needs a slap too.
That was obviously the correct answer.
- Comment on Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn 1 week ago:
Fake it till others believe your bullshit.
- Comment on Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn 1 week ago:
I had a manager who wanted to know what we did. Understand it. Really get into the info, because only then could she really lead us, she thought.
Worst manager I had for a long while. She didn’t understand anything and was easily annoyed by it. We were software engineers, she some media marketing whatever person. That ain’t gonna happen.
- Comment on Phew that was a close one 1 week ago:
You can’t even really save that one with “fucker”.
