SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Yours haven’t started shouting their names?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Who would win?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.

  “I think #348-17”

  See how much better that would be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this an engagement PC? Because I’d say sex. I mean yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, if you grew up in those trying times, you would avoid screaming loud colors as well. The horrors!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No pickles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its just who I am and you wouldn't understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m going through a phase change mom.”

  soaks into the carpet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨epic_prank.gif⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is outrageous. I am so angry, I started flinging my poop all around me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems legit 🤷🏻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid sexy pitcher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean boys this week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a nice platform once. 5/10.

  7/10 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What has been maxxing for me is reviews. And if you send me one PR with 20,000 lines of code changed, I will tell you to get fucked and break it up.

  I’m so glad my position allows me to do that 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why the CEO AI replacement sticks to cheaper models. Because they don’t need the costly “reasoning” anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Colleagues in my last company are measured by their token consumption. Not how little they use, but if they use up all their budget in a month. If not, they’re obviously bad for whatever they’re measuring.

  I was a software tester ages ago and I was measured by the amount of bugs I found. Didn’t matter if it was a typo or some complicated crash that only occurred when all the stars aligned. I thought it was peak idiocy back then. But this new thinking beats that by far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Last night was so hot, my ac took three sparks per witchburn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  repress your depression!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do the same with US customary units. Let’s see what their hourglass looks like 🫠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands on the Door⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to start telling women I drive a Peugeot station wagon. If that fact doesn’t shout “stable and sane”, I don’t know what could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An appetite for destruction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless I’m at the table, then don’t you dare subtracting anything 😐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where did I go wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I get a longer version? Maybe with drawing classes, because those maps were awesome!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's funny how once a country has Universal Healthcare they never give it up.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The date in Germany doesn’t really add up, the first version was implemented in 1883 and got substantially expanded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuh uh, lady. Not happening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re consenting to being drugged it totally is!

  Ask your dentist!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next generation of AI powered technology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as good as new⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you posting a picture of perfectly fine underwear? Is this some kind of fetish com?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doof doof⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, I’m interested. When do we start?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crazy bastards, they've finally done it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Half pipe, rallying, ski jumping, the possibilities are endless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you feeling down? Do you need to be cheered up?

  Bongo dolphin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should call her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  docker compose up -a

  Trashcan next to the server starts burning and talking.