SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Stephen Miller: Secretary Kennedy one of the world's foremost experts on public health. He is working hard to restore the credibility of the CDC as a scientific organization 1 day ago:
RFK Jr has no medical degree, no public health credentials, no scientific publications.
But he has worms for a brain, which he acquired by being too dumb to properly cook roadkill.
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 6 days ago:
You can, and you can even take it one step further.
- Comment on These gender reveals are getting rather ridiculous.. 6 days ago:
All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 6 days ago:
The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!
For balance as well, obviously.
- Comment on It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes 1 week ago:
Intel did this way before it was cool
- Comment on VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power 2 weeks ago:
Hey, we did speak out and most of us didn't shut up since. Fuck EA, VW, BMW, whoever tries to push microtransactions.
- Comment on Benefits 2 weeks ago:
"Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You're going to love it!"
- Comment on Them 3 weeks ago:
oh god, this hurts my soul
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 3 weeks ago:
To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don't have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that's just a technicality.
- Comment on Mastercard Claims NSFW Game Bans Aren’t From Them, Valve Explains How Mastercard Launders Its Control 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Funny 3 weeks ago:
It's worth it though. And what about some delicious yamok sauce?
- Comment on Iron 3 weeks ago:
True, but the valkyries were a bit over the top. What were they even doing with all those used tissues?
- Comment on Oh no 3 weeks ago:
"Out of snacks? Oh god, it's serious. I'm on my way, try not to panic!"
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 4 weeks ago:
That seems too low. What kind of low spec AI slush master 7000 are you using?
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 4 weeks ago:
Eeew, vanilla!
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 4 weeks ago:
At least the cooling is sufficient.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 4 weeks ago:
I totally forgot about the necessity to put AI into them, I'm so sorry!
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 4 weeks ago:
I hope the machine is up to the job. I'd pack at least 64 gigs of RAM and a nice GPU.
- Comment on It's not just kind, it's kinder 5 weeks ago:
La la lalala, la la lalala..
- Comment on They even got their own island 5 weeks ago:
Be a little nicer to them, they got rejected for some old dude!
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 5 weeks ago:
They'd probably swerve into every roadkill to pick up nutrients.
- Comment on boyancy 5 weeks ago:
ice cream
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 5 weeks ago:
Is this a spore drive? Star Trek made it look cooler 😐
- Comment on Florida man 1 month ago:
Still one of my favorites.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Is it called "putting IT in"?