SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Insomnia 1 day ago:
That, AND she was always low on coffee.
- Comment on Insomnia 1 day ago:
*and have hot large alien salamander sex with your captain?
- Comment on Insomnia 1 day ago:
Stupid spaceship, can’t even reach warp 11 🙄
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 1 day ago:
We had a funny one. He was a bastard as well, but he was not too bad and could be hand fed without attacking. He and the geese had a truce though.
- Comment on Insomnia 2 days ago:
Try harder!
- Comment on Insomnia 2 days ago:
The bare necessities of knowledge for sound sleep.
- Comment on Wowee 2 days ago:
You see, Texas wouldn’t fit even once, because it’s twice the size of the earth. Europeans will never understand that.
- Comment on Hail math! 4 days ago:
I have no clue what FUD stands for. But as I’m too lazy to look it up, I have to assume it’s something satanic.
- Comment on Booty shorts 1 week ago:
Keep trying, I believe in you!
- Comment on Booty shorts 1 week ago:
The enticing ass and the goth latinas.
Good name for a b movie…
- Comment on history repeats itself once again 1 week ago:
Horny users providing images for body parts and whatever.
- Comment on Booty shorts 1 week ago:
How’s it working out so far?
- Comment on "Angel" 1 week ago:
biggus diggus
- Comment on Just an idea 1 week ago:
De nada
- Comment on Just an idea 1 week ago:
This is a great data center we’re building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!
Besser?
- Comment on How to really find friends by interests? 1 week ago:
Using C++ and having to handle your memory yourself does not mean you understand how to handle your memory yourself. I had a lot of colleagues who thought it would mean exactly that. I had to tidy up behind them, and I wished they’d use C# or Java instead.
- Comment on Sad but true 2 weeks ago:
Ugh, they probably vibe memed this 🙄 /s
- Comment on A million baby monitors and security cameras were easily viewable by hackers 2 weeks ago:
“And in the next video, we can see you and your husband fuck on the camera you set up to monitor your dog. But as you said, nothing to hide, right?
Oh and you should really switch brands on diapers, your kid is getting rashes.”
- Comment on How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus 2 weeks ago:
They love memes, everybody knows that.
- Comment on dont do it 4 weeks ago:
Then they need to be freed as a whole to become data centers of the people, run by the people.
- Comment on Electricity explained 5 weeks ago:
Hey, how did you know?
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 1 month ago:
I’m not entirely convinced Trump is from this planet as well.
- Comment on Not even close 1 month ago:
That’s at least one thing we have in common.
- Comment on Not even close 1 month ago:
Yes, but aren’t you glad she did? Because I’m not.
- Comment on A likely story. 1 month ago:
On my client, it points to your username. Instructions unclear.
- Comment on Hamdurger season 1 month ago:
What about the potato soup girl?
- Comment on The war begins 1 month ago:
MOOOOM! STOP IT!
- Comment on Lmaooooooooooo 1 month ago:
I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.
- Comment on Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones? 1 month ago:
Funny, the only dogs I had to protect my bigger dogs from were small ones. Over here they’re almost all not socialized, not trained, not able to behave like a normal dog. There are of course exceptions.
Oh and that one crazy husky.
- Comment on Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones? 1 month ago:
I’ve been bitten thrice in my life. Once by a bigger dog, stressed out of his mind, which I kind of understand, and twice by small dogs who were just assholes.