SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else?⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in the sameish boat, meaning I’m still an imposter, but I took one promotion too much. And it burnt me like crazy.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

  0/10 do not recommend, cried for weeks while hiding under my blanket. The main issue was that I tried to do a good job, but I was just not able to perform in this position.

  The happy ending, or at least a happy midterm goal, was that I switched lanes and now perform better in a different job. But taking every promotion that is offered to you can be an error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New pumpkin roll record⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, I have a good journey, sir. Please come again. Thank you, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hulk green, touch Hulk.

  Thank

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, won’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on where you get your coffee, those beans might have been shat out before you even thought about them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten years from now, people will point at a can of beans, say God, and start laughing. Archeologist will be so confused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free game about trade (i'm the dev) - a remake of Sid Meier's Pirates in UE5.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ. Maybe I’ll skip this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free game about trade (i'm the dev) - a remake of Sid Meier's Pirates in UE5.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I exited before the second part 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free game about trade (i'm the dev) - a remake of Sid Meier's Pirates in UE5.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in the development team of Port Royale!

  I will SO check this out! 😂💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, vampires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those lives we are a small price to pay, at least from the perspective of the vampire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, vampires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s true, am man, want this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing our part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but that takes energy, and when you’re on a renewables are the devils work campaign, you’re releasing CO2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuck Coding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t, chastity cage 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pants ripped, nuts fell out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman who rescued injured crow keeps getting ‘thank-you gifts’ from birds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, I want to chip in as well!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glory to your Fischkutter and your taste in music. Tanzneid is fantastic 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agree, with love from Baden-Württemberg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that's disgusting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yours haven’t started shouting their names?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who would win?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.

  “I think #348-17”

  See how much better that would be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this an engagement PC? Because I’d say sex. I mean yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, if you grew up in those trying times, you would avoid screaming loud colors as well. The horrors!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No pickles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its just who I am and you wouldn't understand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m going through a phase change mom.”

  soaks into the carpet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨epic_prank.gif⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is outrageous. I am so angry, I started flinging my poop all around me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems legit 🤷🏻⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid sexy pitcher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean boys this week⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a nice platform once. 5/10.

  7/10 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.