SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw a turd on my way home from work!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should have picked it up and tossed it, that’s disgusting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a note⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, 15 minutes after eating my first edible: this shit doesn’t do anything! I’ll eat a second one!

  Me, an hour later: wheeeeeeee!!!! chuckles while flying around saturn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How was that not on topic? I’m totally fine with love for whomever you love, in fiction and in real life. The writing is my issue.

  Then a wild mod appears without warning, adds “keep on topic” and deletes.

  What is the topic? I thought it was Star Trek and the acceptance of differences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, sounds plausible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair, but I’m not giving them my money anymore. I’ll stick to rewatching the old stuff and curse the young people in front of my window. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped watching Star Trek after the finale of Discovery. I’ve been a fan for decades, but… oh my god.

  I don’t care how flamboyantly gay those Klingons are. I want good writing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup cake⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know the cups, but that design has been all over the 90s and especially the colors. Everything was in those colors. Including fake silk track suits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there, just waiting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Last fall, so many right from the tree. Love ‘em

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is ironing clothes significantly less common now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely even activate my camera, but I try to make such a good job that they all accept whatever I throw at them.

  No pants? Well, but he fixed our burning pile of shit codebase last week, remember?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resident evil 4 Remake: Capcom replaces Denuvo with Russian DRM Enigma⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t get the massive, cool updates if you stick to a cracked version!

  Like… uh, the new DRM!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear DB. That’s not a challenge, don’t you dare to accept it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, you try to be effective while taking the worst possible decision every time! Those poor manages! 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nurses Get Bitten, Spat on, Thrown. That’s Why We’re on Strike.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The mighty battle nurse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, yes definitely.

  But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Five French Ubisoft Unions Call For Massive International Strike Over 'Cost-Cutting' and Ending of Remote Work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed several tries as well, that was hard to process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank the lord it's over⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe it’s only been six months of this. Feels more like three years to be honest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you find a picture of my ex?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice score

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a bong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had about that much snow today, and there are two things I realized. First, I really need to take better care of my shoes. And second, walking up the hill when it’s slippery is fucking exhausting. Traffic was normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found him!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't pay me enough for this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn’t, wouldn’t. Would run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bovino Says Activists Are ‘Stalking’ His Federal Agents in Minneapolis | Protesters made even a bathroom break an ordeal, the Border Patrol official said at a Thursday news conference.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, can’t pee? He’s free to piss himself whenever he feels like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only fair, they keep citing some random ass goat herder from some millennia ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only fair, they keep citing some random ass goat herder from some millennia ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Morn like DS9 Morn? Quark’s bar Morn? The Lurian?

  Ewww