SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beatboxing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I do like it, but raw it’s another beast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beatboxing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but I have taste buds 😑

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beatboxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I like beets, but that’s a bit much. And I don’t think I want to find out how the juice tastes. I like them roasted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  lol, ok. Congrats on that imagination though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend, I didn’t call you a dude after you stated that. I stated before that it is neutral to me. You stated you didn’t want to be addressed like that. I didn’t do it anymore.

  Really, what’s your problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m replying because this keeps being an amusement. You are really bad at seeming unruffled 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m laughing. You really don’t understand how to not give a fuck, do you?

  I’m not upset, angry, or whatever you want me to be. This is not a concern for me at all. I hope you’re happy in your life. But if not, this won’t make me cry. Really, you have nothing to win here, as have I. You really seem to want to be upset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not misgendering you, as I told you, dude is neutral for me. You seem to not respect this decision of mine.

  And I don’t have any feathers to ruffle. Sorry for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  Goodbye, easily to offend person 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, and by the way, you are clearly caring about downvotes as you made sure to downvote my comments.

  It’s true. I don’t really care about you. I don’t know you and I will have forgotten what you wrote in five seconds. It doesn’t matter. I’m not here to hurt or insult you. I just don’t care enough.

  Be happy, feel free, block me if you want. It doesn’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone is dude, dude. I don’t care how they identify or what they are equipped with. Dude is gender neutral as heck.

  I know what you were speaking of, and I know those instances, at least some. Doesn’t change that we are not in a vacuum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baked Lobster⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an eggspert?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baked Lobster⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But are you a lobster or a frog? Be honest!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else apprehensive to down voting even if you're being down voted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My dude, we are part of this platform and some of us seem to care. So I’d say yes, it runs on those as well, but way less than others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  At least not anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should take this seriously before it happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand that. When the water is too cold, that can easily happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My woofles contain banana and peanut butter. The dogs love them. I do as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The perfect day alone starter pack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll leave mine attached, but just like in the movie Free Willy, I’ll let it flop to the side and make strange sounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like this could have been worded a little better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That must be the knockup stage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs nervously*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro tip: if you want to avoid stinky fingers, take the toothbrush of your roomie 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs nervously*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even better, goes down with way less stirring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no clue how true this is, but my dinner will be carbon steeled 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixing those dynamics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Apestorm! APE! STORM!!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixing those dynamics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, I do the first step, what now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, probably as well, besides sweating out minerals like crazy. Just ignore the H. I need to get a diagnosis, but I can’t muster up the motivation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure how to translate it. It’s a little beaker like thingy with a lid.

  altr

  altr

  It’s a gift from my nephew and a friend of him made it herself and I love it dearly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’m not only drinking and pissing like a cow. I use a salt lick as well.

  I mean, I don’t, but I realized I have been dipping my fingers into my salt dish a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so on top of the hydration game, I basically turned into a pee fountain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand your sentiment but I do love a good drop. The one I’m looking forward to at the moment is the temperature though.

  But bringing both together and adding a little metal: this is one of the songs I enjoy the most at the moment. And as they are from Germany, they “enjoy” the same heat right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any second now 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t able to sleep until 7 o’clock this morning, so I thought to myself, why not just take the dogs for a walk at 4 o’clock?

  It didn’t go as planned. Yes, the temperatures were better, but both of them were too sleepy to really enjoy a long walk. And now my migraine is killing me.