SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on NO BITCHES? 1 day ago:
That worked for me on ICQ, 24 years ago.
- Comment on CVE-2026-20253: Splunk Pre-Auth RCE via PostgreSQL Sidecar 2 days ago:
Ouch. That sucks. And it sounds like a petty dumb fuck up.
- Comment on Have they tried a tik tok with margorie taylor green souting q anon bullshit? 2 days ago:
They really do get clumsy once Putin stops liking them.
- Comment on Brehh 1 week ago:
OH YEAH? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY? GO AWAY!
😭😭😭
- Comment on Answer that, ye handsome homos!!1!!!1!!! 1 week ago:
If it is, I have no clue about it. I just really think that bouncy castles should be a part of a good company event.
- Comment on Load me up 1 week ago:
“Here is half a pint of cream and a spoon.”
“Ew, why would I eat that?”
“Sorry, I forgot to mention I threw in a bunch of sugar and then froze it.”
- Comment on Answer that, ye handsome homos!!1!!!1!!! 1 week ago:
I just want to get drunk and have fun in the bouncy castle 😭
No, wait a second. Forget getting drunk, I might throw up in there. Just give me the bouncy castle!
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 1 week ago:
Then they start jizzing all over everything
- Comment on Cat crime hole 1 week ago:
Yeah, but they clean their butt with the same tongue, so…
- Comment on Yall are missing out 1 week ago:
MORE!!!
- Comment on Hasan Piker, Cenk Uygur Denied Entry to UK Over Palestine Support 2 weeks ago:
The word banned comes up a lot in the article for him not being banned.
- Comment on Title 2 weeks ago:
Morbo doesn’t agree.
- Comment on Hasan Piker, Cenk Uygur Denied Entry to UK Over Palestine Support 2 weeks ago:
I sometimes watch TYT with Cenk and I have no clue why the UK decided to ban him over that.
What a bunch of chocolate starfishes…
- Comment on I miss Wilfred 2 weeks ago:
The twist: you live alone
- Comment on Insomnia 3 weeks ago:
That, AND she was always low on coffee.
- Comment on Insomnia 3 weeks ago:
*and have hot large alien salamander sex with your captain?
- Comment on Insomnia 3 weeks ago:
Stupid spaceship, can’t even reach warp 11 🙄
- Comment on As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate 3 weeks ago:
We had a funny one. He was a bastard as well, but he was not too bad and could be hand fed without attacking. He and the geese had a truce though.
- Comment on Insomnia 3 weeks ago:
Try harder!
- Comment on Insomnia 3 weeks ago:
The bare necessities of knowledge for sound sleep.
- Comment on Wowee 3 weeks ago:
You see, Texas wouldn’t fit even once, because it’s twice the size of the earth. Europeans will never understand that.
- Comment on Hail math! 3 weeks ago:
I have no clue what FUD stands for. But as I’m too lazy to look it up, I have to assume it’s something satanic.
- Comment on Booty shorts 3 weeks ago:
Keep trying, I believe in you!
- Comment on Booty shorts 3 weeks ago:
The enticing ass and the goth latinas.
Good name for a b movie…
- Comment on history repeats itself once again 3 weeks ago:
Horny users providing images for body parts and whatever.
- Comment on Booty shorts 4 weeks ago:
How’s it working out so far?
- Comment on "Angel" 4 weeks ago:
biggus diggus
- Comment on Just an idea 4 weeks ago:
De nada
- Comment on Just an idea 4 weeks ago:
This is a great data center we’re building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!
Besser?
- Comment on How to really find friends by interests? 4 weeks ago:
Using C++ and having to handle your memory yourself does not mean you understand how to handle your memory yourself. I had a lot of colleagues who thought it would mean exactly that. I had to tidy up behind them, and I wished they’d use C# or Java instead.