SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doof doof⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, I’m interested. When do we start?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crazy bastards, they've finally done it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Half pipe, rallying, ski jumping, the possibilities are endless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you feeling down? Do you need to be cheered up?

  Bongo dolphin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I should call her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🍳  🍳
  
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  docker compose up -a

  Trashcan next to the server starts burning and talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will we learn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend’s name is Uwe. Must be a cousin of him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thas gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So there’s girl math and now we have cow math as well? What’s next?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pilot project⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna share the plan? I’m still trying to come up with something for my boss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds more like they wired them wrong. Either way, interesting patient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to only pull the cable out while making a backup. This way you don’t have to stretch and relax as often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you settle for a single 8 TB 3.5 inch disc. It just has a better value.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never understand why some people don’t enjoy learning stuff. There’s so much crude knowledge to pick up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks again. Never ever came across this. But did you know that the fax machine is older than the phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  https://lemmy.zip/comment/28727340

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for explaining. I still don’t get the other answer I got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not entirely sure what you want to say, but Gradle utilizes Maven repositories.

  So if you need to use maven, consider not using maven.

  And if you’re trying to use dependencies, it doesn’t really matter where you get them from. NPM is as useless as NuGet, as Maven and every other one.

  Okay, NPM might be even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maven is far easier if you… use gradle instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billions lost to Brexit could make NHS waiting lists disappear, top economist says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d need a doctor for this. But who could do this retroactively? Dr! Who!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KEKWing all the way to the bank⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take the left side if you don’t mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is the lock picking Courtney and what we have here is a shitty padlock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, security.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, that’s a good one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, security.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send nudes first! Preferably not of me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I brought beer? It’s cold as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was interested. It was a banana milkshake. That must have been sticky.

  What a great person that woman is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From the description, I thought you were talking about me. But maybe you are me and we are just two instances of our shared mental instability 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought this sandwich at an Italian gas station. What a hoax⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sandwiches is you can buy at Italian gas stations are amongst the greatest things one can buy. Given it’s on a highway. And it has been freshly prepared and grilled just before handing it to you.

  Whenever I go to Italy, I stop way more often than I need to 😐🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love blind dates⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you bring a dog I already love you. I mean the dog, but I understand you are a team so I at least shed some of the love on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OH YEAH?!

  I’m stealing this 😂