SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Resident evil 4 Remake: Capcom replaces Denuvo with Russian DRM Enigma 3 days ago:
You won’t get the massive, cool updates if you stick to a cracked version!
Like… uh, the new DRM!
- Comment on ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that. 3 days ago:
If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”.
- Comment on ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that. 3 days ago:
Dear DB. That’s not a challenge, don’t you dare to accept it!
- Comment on ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that. 3 days ago:
Hey, you try to be effective while taking the worst possible decision every time! Those poor manages! 😭
- Comment on Nurses Get Bitten, Spat on, Thrown. That’s Why We’re on Strike. 4 days ago:
The mighty battle nurse!
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 5 days ago:
Yes, yes definitely.
But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.
- Comment on Five French Ubisoft Unions Call For Massive International Strike Over 'Cost-Cutting' and Ending of Remote Work 1 week ago:
I needed several tries as well, that was hard to process.
- Comment on Thank the lord it's over 1 week ago:
I don’t believe it’s only been six months of this. Feels more like three years to be honest.
- Comment on IYKYK 1 week ago:
Where did you find a picture of my ex?
- Comment on Totally 1 week ago:
Nice score
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 1 week ago:
And a bong
- Comment on Is history about to repeat itself? 1 week ago:
We had about that much snow today, and there are two things I realized. First, I really need to take better care of my shoes. And second, walking up the hill when it’s slippery is fucking exhausting. Traffic was normal.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
Found him!
- Comment on They don't pay me enough for this 2 weeks ago:
Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn’t, wouldn’t. Would run.
- Comment on Bovino Says Activists Are ‘Stalking’ His Federal Agents in Minneapolis | Protesters made even a bathroom break an ordeal, the Border Patrol official said at a Thursday news conference. 2 weeks ago:
What do you mean, can’t pee? He’s free to piss himself whenever he feels like.
- Comment on a man of many minds 2 weeks ago:
That’s only fair, they keep citing some random ass goat herder from some millennia ago.
- Comment on a man of many minds 2 weeks ago:
Not only fair, they keep citing some random ass goat herder from some millennia ago.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 3 weeks ago:
… Morn like DS9 Morn? Quark’s bar Morn? The Lurian?
Ewww
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 3 weeks ago:
I am polylingual 💖
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 3 weeks ago:
I always thought colonel would be pronounced colonel, but it’s colonel instead!
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 3 weeks ago:
Randy foos
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 3 weeks ago:
Domo rigatoni, Mr Roboto
- Comment on It's easy 3 weeks ago:
I never thonkd
- Comment on It's easy 3 weeks ago:
Nonsense, just waterproof it and make it a reverse aquarium!
- Comment on Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...? 3 weeks ago:
You’re a good pal
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
A new friend that really hates you
- Comment on Ice on ice. 3 weeks ago:
Nah, Wehrmacht != Waffen SS
- Comment on Hostile architecture 3 weeks ago:
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
- Comment on Ice on ice. 3 weeks ago:
Please don’t compare Nazis to those heartless assholes. That’s so mean.