SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on tall tails 6 days ago:
I thought they were called like this because of their love of bicycles.
- Comment on ... 1 week ago:
Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.
- Comment on I never do this obviously 1 week ago:
Interesting. Thank you!
- Comment on I never do this obviously 1 week ago:
Is this a typical ADHD symptom? Maybe I should get tested. I'm struggling a lot lately.
- Comment on I never do this obviously 1 week ago:
8:00 - hitting snooze
12:00 - thinking of breakfast, no time
18:00 - eat some chips or chocolate, going for a walk23:00 - realizing I barely ate anything, completely losing control and dignity and digging through the fridge
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I see. But anyway, we could at least make him tasty for the fish.
- Comment on That'd be helpful 1 week ago:
Let's create a community for that. An app like Tinder, but instead of Netflix and chill, there's just socializing and having a good time.
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 1 week ago:
So you really didn't realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 1 week ago:
I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.
- Comment on Oppression.jpg 2 weeks ago:
Moisturize me
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 weeks ago:
Me too, but the kids of a friend think I'm cool, so I've got that going for me.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 weeks ago:
I can't recall how French people count, but I guess it's just something like that.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 weeks ago:
Mine seems to be defective at the knee somewhere in the back.
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?
- Comment on Gotta Smash 2 weeks ago:
No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.
- Comment on Stephen Miller: Secretary Kennedy one of the world's foremost experts on public health. He is working hard to restore the credibility of the CDC as a scientific organization 3 weeks ago:
RFK Jr has no medical degree, no public health credentials, no scientific publications.
But he has worms for a brain, which he acquired by being too dumb to properly cook roadkill.
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 3 weeks ago:
You can, and you can even take it one step further.
- Comment on These gender reveals are getting rather ridiculous.. 3 weeks ago:
All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 3 weeks ago:
The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!
For balance as well, obviously.
- Comment on It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes 4 weeks ago:
Intel did this way before it was cool
- Comment on VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power 4 weeks ago:
Hey, we did speak out and most of us didn't shut up since. Fuck EA, VW, BMW, whoever tries to push microtransactions.
- Comment on Benefits 5 weeks ago:
"Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You're going to love it!"
- Comment on Them 5 weeks ago:
oh god, this hurts my soul
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 1 month ago:
To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don't have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that's just a technicality.
- Comment on Mastercard Claims NSFW Game Bans Aren’t From Them, Valve Explains How Mastercard Launders Its Control 1 month ago:
- Comment on Funny 1 month ago:
It's worth it though. And what about some delicious yamok sauce?
- Comment on Iron 1 month ago:
True, but the valkyries were a bit over the top. What were they even doing with all those used tissues?
- Comment on Oh no 1 month ago:
"Out of snacks? Oh god, it's serious. I'm on my way, try not to panic!"
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 month ago:
That seems too low. What kind of low spec AI slush master 7000 are you using?