SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Ahead of her time 53 minutes ago:
I mean, they really should be. Imagine how much better everything were if news outlets could be hold responsible for spreading lies.
- Comment on Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor 2 days ago:
Choke me harder, snake daddy!
Or step snake? I can’t decide.
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 2 days ago:
Now trending on Kickstarter: That guy
Crowdsourced violence™️
- Comment on Dubba bubba 4 days ago:
I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 4 days ago:
Yep, that was what I was referring to. I’d be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 4 days ago:
And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.
- Comment on Valve's new hardware will NOT be loss leaders 4 days ago:
but… I want it now?
- Comment on Elon Musk’s father on the prospect of the U.S. becoming less white: “This will be very very bad. You want to see the U.S. go dark? You want to go back to the jungle?” 4 days ago:
Are we sure Elon Musk has a mother? I’m pretty much convinced that this piece of shit just pressed the little turd out of his butt.
- Comment on How to find 6 days ago:
- Comment on Pass 2 weeks ago:
That’s a very low bar.
- Comment on Understandable 2 weeks ago:
Both pretty much nailed it though. In different ways, but spot on.
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 2 weeks ago:
You could print the main body in a water-soluble filament and have it break down in hours.
- Comment on Is it wrong that I want one? 2 weeks ago:
Uh oh…
- Comment on Same... 3 weeks ago:
You are going to be referred as the holy fertile land of mushrooming
- Comment on card game shop 3 weeks ago:
So, what would you like to show us?
- Comment on Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive” 3 weeks ago:
Wearing A Shirt
And nothing else!
- Comment on Can't have nice things 3 weeks ago:
THE BATTERY BRAND X COMES IN A PACK OF FOUR! THE BATTERY BRAND X LASTED TWICE AS LONG! VERY IMPRESSIVE! THE BATTERY BRAND X COSTS $17!
- Comment on Deezer is breaking down barriers between streaming services- users can now share playlists across platforms 3 weeks ago:
If they now manage to make their application bearable and remember where you’ve left, it could be a real great contender. But I just cancelled my subscription, because I was so enraged of this shit.
- Comment on Raven Big Mom 4 weeks ago:
She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older.
- Comment on World would be a better place 4 weeks ago:
Relax! Your aura is bright red!
- Comment on i hunger 4 weeks ago:
Chad hay!
- Comment on DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 5 weeks ago:
cat ass trophy?
- Comment on Trekmovie.com: Scott Bakula-Led ‘Star Trek: United’ Pitch Explores Archer’s Family, Romulan War Aftermath 1 month ago:
A sitcom about the kids of Janeway and Paris it is then! With singing!
- Comment on whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders? 1 month ago:
Funny enough, you want your coffee to off gas for some time after roasting. That’s why there are those little vents in the bags. Three days old coffee will foam a lot and taste off.
I don’t know how big the bags are you are buying, but I’m buying one kilo for between 20 and 50 Euro. Depending on how fancy I want it to be. But that’s hand-picked, fair trade, single origin coffee.
- Comment on I ain't got no Dino in this race. 1 month ago:
Why don’t you two finish your sentences? Don’t leave us hanging. It’s aliens, isn’t it?
- Comment on smol 1 month ago:
Now it changed from biting off your face to chopping the tip of your dick. I don’t know what to fear more.
- Comment on “Yikes”: Internal emails reveal Ticketmaster helped scalpers jack up prices, FTC says 1 month ago:
Not that shocked, I suppose?
- Comment on moonshine 1 month ago:
Rock stares back: huh?
- Comment on tall tails 2 months ago:
I thought they were called like this because of their love of bicycles.
