SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wrong that I want one?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You could print the main body in a water-soluble filament and have it break down in hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wrong that I want one?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh oh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You are going to be referred as the holy fertile land of mushrooming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So, what would you like to show us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wearing A Shirt

  And nothing else!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't have nice things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  THE BATTERY BRAND X COMES IN A PACK OF FOUR! THE BATTERY BRAND X LASTED TWICE AS LONG! VERY IMPRESSIVE! THE BATTERY BRAND X COSTS $17!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deezer is breaking down barriers between streaming services- users can now share playlists across platforms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they now manage to make their application bearable and remember where you’ve left, it could be a real great contender. But I just cancelled my subscription, because I was so enraged of this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raven Big Mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World would be a better place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Relax! Your aura is bright red!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hunger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chad hay!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  https://youtu.be/y9bXjttMxKY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Purrfect Diagram⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cat ass trophy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trekmovie.com: Scott Bakula-Led ‘Star Trek: United’ Pitch Explores Archer’s Family, Romulan War Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A sitcom about the kids of Janeway and Paris it is then! With singing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny enough, you want your coffee to off gas for some time after roasting. That’s why there are those little vents in the bags. Three days old coffee will foam a lot and taste off.

  I don’t know how big the bags are you are buying, but I’m buying one kilo for between 20 and 50 Euro. Depending on how fancy I want it to be. But that’s hand-picked, fair trade, single origin coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't got no Dino in this race.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you two finish your sentences? Don’t leave us hanging. It’s aliens, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now it changed from biting off your face to chopping the tip of your dick. I don’t know what to fear more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Yikes”: Internal emails reveal Ticketmaster helped scalpers jack up prices, FTC says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that shocked, I suppose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock stares back: huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they were called like this because of their love of bicycles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never do this obviously⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never do this obviously⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a typical ADHD symptom? Maybe I should get tested. I'm struggling a lot lately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never do this obviously⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  8:00 - hitting snooze
  12:00 - thinking of breakfast, no time
  18:00 - eat some chips or chocolate, going for a walk

  23:00 - realizing I barely ate anything, completely losing control and dignity and digging through the fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see. But anyway, we could at least make him tasty for the fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That'd be helpful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let's create a community for that. An app like Tinder, but instead of Netflix and chill, there's just socializing and having a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you really didn't realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Moisturize me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but the kids of a friend think I'm cool, so I've got that going for me.