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Ah yes, security.

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://files.catbox.moe/sggen6.mp4

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    See, here at my job, we use well-constructed passwords which we then write down on a post-it and stick to the monitor.

    Security!!!

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    • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, using the Post-it would require physical access to the device. It’s better than a lot of other security options.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ha ha ha! Fucking beginners! You stick the post-it on the bottom of your keyboard. Then leave your keyboard upside down because you don’t need a keyboard to get onto porn hub.

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    • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That ensures cyber security… Unfortunately no physical security.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      At least the threat is contained locally.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      At least you don’t put it on an excel on omedrive

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How did you get my username and password???

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    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ALL YOUR COMPUTE ARE BELONG TO US

      SEND $$$

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      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Send nudes first! Preferably not of me!

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      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I looked and this is all I could find : ¢¢¢

        😔

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  • rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    p@ssw0rd 😎

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    • crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No capital letter…

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  • red_sock@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is a username/password. It can be opened with another username/password.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is where oauth helps. I just log in with my identity provider of choice, and no one has to know I signin there with admin/password.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Today I got given my ISP PPPoE logins and the password is atrocious.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Those big echoey metal noises were nice.

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How did you get my username and password???

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