Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Drive safe 17 hours ago:
Pol Pot was further back on that road.
- Comment on Every decision led him to this point 1 day ago:
I enjoyed the robot mimicking his ‘pain crouch’. 10/10 on rice, would watch again.
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 5 days ago:
In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.
- Comment on Jinkies... 5 days ago:
But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.
- Comment on Jinkies... 5 days ago:
- Comment on boogs 6 days ago:
That’s just what an insect would say!
- Comment on You nomster! 1 week ago:
I worked in a Nac office. Everyome had am idemtical lookimg bluetooth ‘nagic’ nouse.
Ramdonly swappimg a few aroumd was always a great ‘ice-breaker’ for the begimming of a stressful day!
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.
No thanks!
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
I’m knocking on the door of 60. There’s three things I don’t like and one I wouldn’t try.
I don’t like broad beans (aka fava beans), Brussels sprouts, or peas. One of the best things about being an adult is being able to say ‘No, thanks’. I try them again every few years, just to check. With peas and sprouts I still hate the taste horribly. Broad beans can taste alright but have to be properly prepared and cooked and it’s just easier to say no because when they’re not right they’re the thing I dislike the most.
The one thing I wouldn’t try would be [balut](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food). The idea just makes my skin crawl for some reason.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 week ago:
I was lucky. When my friends were first trying to persuade me to get into it I went to a LGS to get a started pack.
A guy came in with a sports bag full of ‘his green swaps’ to see what price he could get for them.
That was the point where I realised I’d dip my toe in the water but this wasn’t going to be a serious hobby for me.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 week ago:
Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 1 week ago:
There are certain phrases or events which require a ritual response so that my children know all is correct with the world.
If anyone says “Cleopatra”, it is vitally important that I immediately reply “Comin’ atcha!”
If we see a police car, especially if it is running with lights and siren, I must say: “Oh. crikey, it’s the rozzers!”
If we see an ambulance, it is vital that I declare “Ambulance!” forcefully in a bad Welsh accent.
These rituals, and others like them, keep the world spinning correctly on its axis.
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
Dunno. I’ve only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
“There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide” [source en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
- Comment on Damn 2 weeks ago:
Given a bit of lube you can just suppository half of those. Attack from two directions!
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 2 weeks ago:
Surely that should be ‘mix tape’? And I assume 20 is ‘Phone Box’, not ‘Phone BO’? If so, what’s the difference between a phone box and a phone booth? I scored 17 so I anticipate living for another hundred years!
Plus also, what the fuck are you doing on my lawn, ooh innit cold, the price of stamps these days, look at how young those policemen look, fucking cloud!
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 2 weeks ago:
That’s why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.
- Comment on Bean cake 2 weeks ago:
Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!
- Comment on Bean cake 2 weeks ago:
New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 2 weeks ago:
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed - Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on word 3 weeks ago:
Ooh, that’s about as good as you can get, using all the letters! Nice one!
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 3 weeks ago:
Where would you like it to go? This is a safe space.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 3 weeks ago:
Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?
- Comment on word 3 weeks ago:
‘a’
Beat that for efficiency!
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 weeks ago:
National Bingo Bongo League? NBBL? It has a ring to it.
- Comment on Let the awkward silence begin... 3 weeks ago:
A full English with a pint of Guinness will set you straight for the day.
- Comment on Patients clogging up A&E with hiccups, sore throats and niggles 3 weeks ago:
The doctor who saw me at A&E was pretty rude about 111 and said they pretty much just send everyone his way regardless of what’s wrong with them.
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 3 weeks ago:
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
- Comment on Patients clogging up A&E with hiccups, sore throats and niggles 3 weeks ago:
111 doesn’t help. I got an insect bite a while ago and had an allergic reaction to it so I and rang 111. After working their way through their ‘is this person actually dying’ script they told me to go to A&E. I felt like a time-waster, but went along because that’s what I’d been told to do. But, realistically, I could probably have waited untill the following day and gone to see my GP.
