Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on one you pop you can't stop 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 1 week ago:
Monk was passing through. Some villagers saw him pissing on a statue of Buddha so they grabbed their pitchforks and went to pitchfork him. “Show me where Buddha is not, and I shall piss there.” said the monk.
- Comment on Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say 1 week ago:
There was a lot of good stuff on the telly back in the Quaternary Period.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 1 week ago:
Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
- Comment on French newspaper: The British elites always talk about their special-relationship. They claim the americans are their lovely cousins. But do US elites actually respect them ? 2 weeks ago:
Some US elites absolutely love us and have ‘afternoon tea’, including (inexplicably) cucumber sandwiches. The current crop of wankers don’t give two shits about us and wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire.
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 2 weeks ago:
"… a new free speech network… to actually talk about the issues people don’t want to talk about.”
Fucking hell, Liz, you absolute lettuce!
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 2 weeks ago:
pork-markets.co.uk
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 weeks ago:
We didn’t just steal the spices, we stole cooks too. Eg, our first curry house was 1810, run by a Bengali chap. So we didn’t piss about with traditonal English dishes to get our spice fix, we just went out for a ruby instead.
- Comment on Universal theme park for Bedfordshire confirmed by Starmer 3 weeks ago:
“How much British steel was used in the end?”
“Approximately none, give or take a kg or two.”
“But didn’t you agree to use British steel where possible.”
“Absolutely, and we did. Where possible. As agreed.”
“But why didn’t you use more?”
“It wasn’t possible, I’d like to be clear on that point.”
“Why wasn’t it possible?”
“Chinese steel was cheaper.” - Comment on Anon makes life choices 3 weeks ago:
I’m in my mid-50s and pretty financially successful (enough that I’m thinking about retiring soon). My entire career gameplan has always been ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’ combined with ‘someone I know put in a good word for me’. I’ve never got a job from a cold interview.
Moral of this story - network like your future career depends on it!
- Comment on Anon orders food 4 weeks ago:
I did a lot of clubbing in the '90s. Once, a beautiful girl came up to me and said: “You’re gorgeous” and then ran off. Thing is, though, I was in my early 30s at the time and she looked about 16. So, obviously, I didn’t pursue her or try and make a thing of it, or follow up. But that’s stuck with me for over 20 years. I can still hear it in my head.
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
… and enhance.
- Comment on big sausage boie 5 weeks ago:
‘vaguely’ is doing a shitload of work in that sentence.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 5 weeks ago:
And with strange aeons even… wait, what the fuck is that?
- Comment on Blobfish 5 weeks ago:
Can we. for once, not bring Trump into everything?
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 1 month ago:
When’s he due? I might make time to pop along and see him.
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 1 month ago:
Jesus is still alive, His resurrection and ascension was witnessed.
Dude’s been hiding for a while then. Probably out of embarrassment.
- Comment on THE KUDU 1 month ago:
If you remove his skull he will definitely die naturally.
- Comment on Kettle Chips 1 month ago:
She’s out-stretched her humble origins alongside Barry Shitpeas, that’s for sure.
- Comment on San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸 1 month ago:
I mean, I lick every frog and toad I find, but this guy is getting popped right in the mouth.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 month ago:
My main thought is that this is very remeniscent of the way saints are portrayed in stained glass.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 month ago:
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 month ago:
I don’t understand what anyone’s thinking when they use him as an icon over here.
We are also governed by billionaires who own our press and control our politicians. It doesn’t matter than Mangione did what he did three and a half thousand miles away, what matters is that he is a symbol for the ultimate sanction the people can have against a billionaire class who are otherwise unaccountable and untouchable.
- Comment on The American Christian Right Is Coming To The UK 1 month ago:
“Dear cunts! Fuck off. And while you’re fucking off, fuck off some more. Please keep fucking off until you don’t think there’s any more fucking off to be done, then start fucking off all over again.” - Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ on a Mother-fucking Motorcycle
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 1 month ago:
He seems like a decent sort of chap.
- Comment on tig ol bitties 1 month ago:
- Comment on Chat, is this true? 2 months ago:
How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 2 months ago:
ITT: bunch of pea eating masochists! You fools!
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 2 months ago:
I haven’t started downvoting yet. Your pasta salad sounds glorious but one of your enemies appears to have hacked your comment and added peas to the recipe. Bastard.
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 2 months ago:
Except for the peas. Peas are the devli’s vegetables.
