Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 10 hours ago:
Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of ‘Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?’
Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.
- Comment on I'm literally a thinking lump of fat 2 days ago:
We are ALL thinking lumps of fat on this blessed day :)
- Comment on About to turn the car to a flying car 2 days ago:
F**king right they do.
- Comment on This Op Shop seems to have ordered their secondhand books by colour for some reason 5 days ago:
I did this to all my parents’ bookshelves when I was about 8. For the next 45 years they blamed me every time they couldn’t find a book.
- Comment on Pat McFadden vows to make the state "more like a start up" as he deploys reform teams across country 1 week ago:
They’ll float UK Plc on the stock market then dump their shares.
- Comment on what is dead can never die 2 weeks ago:
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even… what the fuck is that creepy fish thing? - Comment on graceful wombats 2 weeks ago:
♬ I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky ♪ - Comment on definitely 2 weeks ago:
Effect is a vErb.
Affect is a nAhn.
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 2 weeks ago:
Worth it!
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 2 weeks ago:
So you’re saying the walrus probably has the pies now?
Because it (wait for it, wait for it, ready?) pie-jacked them!
- Comment on Junk food ad ban legislation progresses to curb childhood obesity 2 weeks ago:
Guidance is also being published today to provide more detail on which food and drink categories will be covered by the regulations
It will be interesting to see how that guidance is a. interpreted, and b. bypassed.
- Comment on Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. 2 weeks ago:
Round up the usual suspect: Weebl.
- Comment on YEET 2 weeks ago:
Where are we going to get the archaeologist?
- Comment on Typhoo Tea to be rescued by vape maker for £10m - BBC News 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been huffing tea for years. Cough, cough.
- Comment on UK government announces tender for live facial recognition technology 2 weeks ago:
Gissit. I’ll write some AI shit for £20m. Go on. Gissit.
- Comment on Extended lungs 2 weeks ago:
Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.
- Comment on billions & billions 2 weeks ago:
Trump or Musk?
- Comment on 5x Evolutionary Winner 2 weeks ago:
Marie Rose sauce is their kryptonite.
- Comment on >:( rejected vibes 3 weeks ago:
Huh, you’re absolutely right. Wonder why I thought it was an Acaster thing.
- Comment on sampling bias 3 weeks ago:
Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.
- Comment on >:( rejected vibes 3 weeks ago:
James Acaster, I think?
- Comment on Bat Drip 3 weeks ago:
Holy bat-bling!
- Comment on sampling bias 3 weeks ago:
0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.
- Comment on We should rename them 3 weeks ago:
Dino McDinoface
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
I do so well on reading and cooking but really let myself down on strangling small animals.
- Comment on How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse 4 weeks ago:
How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse
Didn’t the headline writer read the article? There was nothing accidental about it.
- Comment on wrappers 4 weeks ago:
Nature’s Rizla.
- Comment on Unhealthy food is costing UK more than £260bn per year, report says 4 weeks ago:
Mmmm, the sweet, succulent taste of chlorinated chicken.
- Comment on Unhealthy food is costing UK more than £260bn per year, report says 4 weeks ago:
Peanuts are probably one of your five-a-day or some such so, yeah, five deep-fried Snickers a day sounds like solid nutritional science.
- Comment on Unhealthy food is costing UK more than £260bn per year, report says 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but are deep-fried Bounty Bars on the healthy list or the unhealthy list? How are we supposed to know?