Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Fogey-assed old dude says 6 minutes ago:
Ignoring the memetic theft and slopification - the 70s was far too full of nauseating disco. Give me the best 500 from the 80s any day.
- Comment on Team Car! 18 minutes ago:
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 20 minutes ago:
♫︎ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! ♪
- Comment on Good luck dickhead 1 hour ago:
The song is good, but could be better: Drowning Pool - Bodies.
- Comment on Brexit 2 days ago:
That was the joke dot jay peg.
- Comment on misery business 5 days ago:
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 6 days ago:
I’m a Chinese lepidopterist. Checkmate, atheist!
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 6 days ago:
- Comment on Be proud of it 1 week ago:
I too love the British Broadcasting Corporation.
- Comment on Disc drive needed 1 week ago:
“Press play on tape one.”
- Comment on Legs 1 week ago:
Not to mention that arms and walking sticks aren’t legs! I mean, come on!
The riddle should have gone: “What crawls on his hands and knees when he is a baby, walks on two legs when he is a grown man, and requires the assistance of one or more walking sticks when he is an old man?”
Now, that is a proper riddle!
- Comment on Only 1 out of over 740,000 UK Parliament petitions has ever directly succeeded in changing government policy 1 week ago:
Wh should start a petition to make the government take petitions more seriously.
- Comment on Restaurants, pubs and theatres ban Meta’s ‘spy glasses’ over privacy fears 1 week ago:
I’d like to see PervoSpex^™^ banned from all public spaces too.
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 2 weeks ago:
What are the baboons flanging?
- Comment on Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both. 2 weeks ago:
I just shave “Leftie”.
- Comment on Well if it's low cost and easy to use.. 2 weeks ago:
Pffft, like Bear would waste good sippin’ piss on his shoes!
- Comment on The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on And I can play! 3 weeks ago:
Oh, no one cares what I think. And no one needs to.
I have a couple of near dead communities that nobody really bothers with and nobody really posts in. I’m completely unimportant.
- Comment on Alarm at NHS patient records being put under control of US private equity firm 3 weeks ago:
A tonne of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
- Comment on Once you reach a certain age 3 weeks ago:
Saving Private Mary, I think.
- Comment on I am the music man 3 weeks ago:
Ooh, what did this community do to your community? Do tell!
- Comment on And I can play! 3 weeks ago:
This would be funnier if it was funny. But it isn’t.
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been playing video games since the 1970s. Now I’m just a poor old man. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.
These days I mostly play video games for the story and to relax so I usually play on easy. And I’m ok with that.
- Comment on Here's some toast 3 weeks ago:
Insufficient butter. Report to your nearest re-education camp for reprogramming.
- Comment on The 'weird' world of a stink pipe superfan 3 weeks ago:
There’s one just round the corner from where I live, but I doubt most people notice it, or just assume it’s an old lamp post.
- Comment on [politics] in case you're not already rooting for Norway 5 weeks ago:
I’m still hoping Scotland can win it. 🏴
- Comment on not getting it™ since 2024© 5 weeks ago:
ASK THE MOTH. THE MOTH WILL TELL ALL!
- Comment on definitely not recording! 5 weeks ago:
Man, I love my Pervospecs™!
- Comment on Political rivals vow to boycott byelection after Farage quits as MP 5 weeks ago:
You’re trying to make ‘Five Mil Froggie’ a thing, huh?
- Comment on Keeping my promise to Zephyr 5 weeks ago:
I am ‘bossman’ to the guy in my nearest Mr. Shop, and my nearest chicken shop. So. Bossman.