Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on economy 5 days ago:
“Which word is confusing you, Brainstein?”
- Comment on Take the pledge! 6 days ago:
Well, fuck you, I’m three shits in before I even saw this post. Fuck you. Shit on you, in fact. Shit on all of you.
- Comment on the last season was so ass 1 week ago:
“It’s happening again.”
- Comment on When you buy air but half the bag comes with chips 1 week ago:
Packing chips to make sure the air reaches you unbroken.
- Comment on Just do it 1 week ago:
Just five more minutes
- Comment on Ah yes, security. 1 week ago:
Ha ha ha! Fucking beginners! You stick the post-it on the bottom of your keyboard. Then leave your keyboard upside down because you don’t need a keyboard to get onto porn hub.
- Comment on Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂 1 week ago:
Don’t you dare say my fucking name! Don’t you say it!
- Comment on What's yall's favourite Pythagoras quotes? 1 week ago:
Well, there are private roads, but in this case it’s metaphorical road.
- Comment on Free yourself 1 week ago:
Pfft. Collect it in a mug and, when you have enough, bake a delicious spunk soufflé.
- Comment on What's yall's favourite Pythagoras quotes? 1 week ago:
“Do not take roads traveled by the public.”
Sorry, was I supposed to post a joke answer?
- Comment on Shame it's walmart brand. 1 week ago:
Aw crap, I just commented with a very weak sauce version of this. You win this round, my friend, you win this round.
- Comment on Shame it's walmart brand. 1 week ago:
She wants to go 10-pin bowling.
- Comment on Opinion: I’ve cycled through red lights. But Britain’s traffic laws are to blame, not me 2 weeks ago:
I’m pro-cycling but this guy comes across as a completeness. “It’s alright for me to ignore traffic lights because I’m ‘sharing the space’ but not for other people!”
- Comment on Frustrated GP patients hang up as Yorkshire accent baffles AI receptionist 2 weeks ago:
“I could never get it to understand me, I ended up just hanging up and not bothering to try and book an appointment.”
Working as intended.
- Comment on Shhhh! it's sleeping. 2 weeks ago:
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 2 weeks ago:
Disco Elysium. Fucked… far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go… fucked. Fully fucked.
- Comment on go watch Twin Peaks 2 weeks ago:
Loved Twin Peaks. Watched it with a group of friends back when it was first broadcast. We’d unplug the landline so we weren’t interrupted, break out the coffee and cherry pie, and everyone would shut up and just watch the show. Then we’d try and figure out wtf was going on, sometimes rewatching almost the entire episode and dissecting it. I miss that experience: no other show has come close.
Shame it got cancelled and the last few episodes of season two tried to wrap up something that needed at least one more full season.
- Comment on Fogey-assed old dude says 2 weeks ago:
Punk got into its stride, goth came along, the new romantics, the new wave of British heavy metal broke into the mainstream, thrash came into being, rap arose (possibly as a counterpoint to the declining disco) and gangsta rap was born, we had the golden age of hip-hop… comforting might not be the right word.
- Comment on Fogey-assed old dude says 2 weeks ago:
Ignoring the memetic theft and slopification - the 70s was far too full of nauseating disco. Give me the best 500 from the 80s any day.
- Comment on Team Car! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 weeks ago:
♫︎ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! ♪
- Comment on Good luck dickhead 2 weeks ago:
The song is good, but could be better: Drowning Pool - Bodies.
- Comment on Brexit 3 weeks ago:
That was the joke dot jay peg.
- Comment on misery business 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 3 weeks ago:
I’m a Chinese lepidopterist. Checkmate, atheist!
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Be proud of it 4 weeks ago:
I too love the British Broadcasting Corporation.
- Comment on Disc drive needed 4 weeks ago:
“Press play on tape one.”
- Comment on Legs 4 weeks ago:
Not to mention that arms and walking sticks aren’t legs! I mean, come on!
The riddle should have gone: “What crawls on his hands and knees when he is a baby, walks on two legs when he is a grown man, and requires the assistance of one or more walking sticks when he is an old man?”
Now, that is a proper riddle!
- Comment on Only 1 out of over 740,000 UK Parliament petitions has ever directly succeeded in changing government policy 4 weeks ago:
Wh should start a petition to make the government take petitions more seriously.
