Hossenfeffer

@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit is just pain leaving the body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d buy one. If I could wag it, I’d happily buy two!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m from a different generation, I guess. I just don’t find the bolt-on titties and filler duck-pout look at all attractive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried pushing it really hard?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Daaaad, shut up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s just showing them the gift shop on the way out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But my home cooked meals slap!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Shut it down and start again’: staff disquiet as Alan Turing Institute faces identity crisis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t let you do that, Dave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protester arrested over ‘Plasticine Action’ T-shirt: ‘How ridiculous is this?’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope we start seeing Morph’s face being used as the icon of protest instead of the V for Vendetta mask. We definitely live in the more ridiculous timeline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because Trump is going to give Alaska to Putin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just in case you still don't realize that men regardless of their age will always have a grammar school view of sex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every guy watching that video wants it.

  Nah. The juice from the sausage would run out and drip onto the flame. You’d have flare-ups and dry sausages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mostly just went with 'I don’t think we should be arranging essential servives with an actual fascist " and included the gif.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Done!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A dedicated section in my Steam library⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shame it’s window only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather burn Elon for warmth than use his electricity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨England’s swimming waters five times more likely to be polluted than in EU, research finds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What I’m hearing is that our swimming water is the thickest - and therefore the best - in Europe!

  After all, people pay more for orange juice with bits in…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to pluralize titles.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Batmen
  Several Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nests
  It’s Several Wonderful Lives
  2001: Several Space Oddysies
  The Godfathers
  The Wizards of Oz
  Rockies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to pluralize titles.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Saving Ryan’s Privates

  [Am I doing this right?]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to pluralize titles.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aliens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Domino’s Pizza profits dive as people cut back on takeaways in UK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never liked Domino’s. I think it’s the corn flour they dust the pizzas with.

  Anyway, my local pizza place does a large ‘Hossenfeffer’ (spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, pepperoni, spicy meatballs, spicy sausage, jalapenos, and fresh chillies) for cheaper than a Domino’s large. No contest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I don’t make the rule

  FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad NATO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All will eventually be revealed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Checkov’s cross.

  ^(Is he?)^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about ’just’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, now, wait a minute…!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t know how it ends but at some point it features ‘tailored ad experiences’ on screens wherever you go.