Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Blobfish 12 hours ago:
Can we. for once, not bring Trump into everything?
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 6 days ago:
When’s he due? I might make time to pop along and see him.
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 6 days ago:
Jesus is still alive, His resurrection and ascension was witnessed.
Dude’s been hiding for a while then. Probably out of embarrassment.
- Comment on THE KUDU 6 days ago:
If you remove his skull he will definitely die naturally.
- Comment on Kettle Chips 6 days ago:
She’s out-stretched her humble origins alongside Barry Shitpeas, that’s for sure.
- Comment on San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸 1 week ago:
I mean, I lick every frog and toad I find, but this guy is getting popped right in the mouth.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
My main thought is that this is very remeniscent of the way saints are portrayed in stained glass.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
I don’t understand what anyone’s thinking when they use him as an icon over here.
We are also governed by billionaires who own our press and control our politicians. It doesn’t matter than Mangione did what he did three and a half thousand miles away, what matters is that he is a symbol for the ultimate sanction the people can have against a billionaire class who are otherwise unaccountable and untouchable.
- Comment on The American Christian Right Is Coming To The UK 1 week ago:
“Dear cunts! Fuck off. And while you’re fucking off, fuck off some more. Please keep fucking off until you don’t think there’s any more fucking off to be done, then start fucking off all over again.” - Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ on a Mother-fucking Motorcycle
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 2 weeks ago:
He seems like a decent sort of chap.
- Comment on tig ol bitties 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Chat, is this true? 3 weeks ago:
How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 4 weeks ago:
ITT: bunch of pea eating masochists! You fools!
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t started downvoting yet. Your pasta salad sounds glorious but one of your enemies appears to have hacked your comment and added peas to the recipe. Bastard.
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 4 weeks ago:
Except for the peas. Peas are the devli’s vegetables.
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 4 weeks ago:
I don’t hate the guy or anything, I just find his deadpan delivery a little dull and don’t understand why he gets as much work as he does.
- Comment on smort 4 weeks ago:
Of course Thickie Hawking would say that ~Albert Einstein
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 4 weeks ago:
It’ll be fucking Romesh Ranganathan, won’t it, because everything made at the moment has to have him in it.
- Comment on Infinite Hotel Paradox 5 weeks ago:
He looks like he’d give good hugs.
- Comment on Yes biologists use tiny tiny tweezers to change DNA 5 weeks ago:
I like this one:
The Solderer
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 5 weeks ago:
It’s turtles all the way down, young man.
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 5 weeks ago:
small voice Oblate spheroid.
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 weeks ago:
Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.
Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that’s why. I don’t want to feed those assholes.
- Comment on Mobius tape 5 weeks ago:
You still wouldn’t be able to find the end to unpeel it.
- Comment on Driver caught doing 122mph on 30mph road as UK’s shocking speed records revealed 5 weeks ago:
Those are rookie numbers. 764 mph in a 30mph zone is where it’s at nowadays.
- Comment on Why are headhunters or recruiters so laser focused on getting my resume? 5 weeks ago:
I don’t have a huge amount of respect for recruiters having been involved with them on both sides of hiring process.
It often feels like they treat it like a numbers game - minimise effort by just throwing enough resumes at a job and hope one will stick then earn your cut. Thats going to earn them more than seriously trying to match candidates with jobs.
- Comment on Are people around you still excited about MCU movies? 5 weeks ago:
Not really. The fun ones seemed to end with Avengers End Game. Now they all seem to be about the multiverse but the problem there is it lowers the stakes. Any character who is killed can just be replaced with one of their multiverse clones.
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- Comment on Patch this Bish! 1 month ago:
An ass-needed thing?
