Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Infinite Hotel Paradox 3 days ago:
He looks like he’d give good hugs.
- Comment on Yes biologists use tiny tiny tweezers to change DNA 4 days ago:
I like this one:
The Solderer
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 5 days ago:
It’s turtles all the way down, young man.
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 5 days ago:
small voice Oblate spheroid.
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 days ago:
Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.
Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that’s why. I don’t want to feed those assholes.
- Comment on Mobius tape 5 days ago:
You still wouldn’t be able to find the end to unpeel it.
- Comment on Driver caught doing 122mph on 30mph road as UK’s shocking speed records revealed 1 week ago:
Those are rookie numbers. 764 mph in a 30mph zone is where it’s at nowadays.
- Comment on Why are headhunters or recruiters so laser focused on getting my resume? 1 week ago:
I don’t have a huge amount of respect for recruiters having been involved with them on both sides of hiring process.
It often feels like they treat it like a numbers game - minimise effort by just throwing enough resumes at a job and hope one will stick then earn your cut. Thats going to earn them more than seriously trying to match candidates with jobs.
- Comment on Are people around you still excited about MCU movies? 1 week ago:
Not really. The fun ones seemed to end with Avengers End Game. Now they all seem to be about the multiverse but the problem there is it lowers the stakes. Any character who is killed can just be replaced with one of their multiverse clones.
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- Comment on Patch this Bish! 2 weeks ago:
An ass-needed thing?
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 3 weeks ago:
I hope you then sent the older guys in to the liquor store to buy you booze, as is tradition.
- Comment on Shut up, haters 3 weeks ago:
8 tiny scientists
- Comment on Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay? 3 weeks ago:
Okay. But dogs CAN look up!
- Comment on Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay? 3 weeks ago:
I’m not Italian, but I am a Fat Balding Idiot so we’re all good.
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 3 weeks ago:
You should have got a gun with the same caliber as the ammunition.
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 3 weeks ago:
What, not even one in the 40-watt range?
- Comment on Wimbledon school crash: Woman rearrested over deaths of two girls 3 weeks ago:
Hmm. I was present when a friend discovered he had epilepsy when he had his first seizure. It was life-changingly awful for him. He had to give up his university course (chemical engineering IIRC), his planned vocation, and - amongst other things - his driving license.
If this is a genuine case then I really feel for Claire Freemantle, 48. She’s discovered she’s epileptic, has accidentally killed two children, and now it is being implied she did it on purpose.
- Comment on Gig economy firms warned by UK government they may be operating illegally 3 weeks ago:
Good. Almost all ‘disrupters’ are basically about sidestepping regulations which is what allows them to undercut legitimate companies which are compliant.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡 3 weeks ago:
Ordi needs to fucking grow the fuck up.
- Comment on This one is going to be controversial 3 weeks ago:
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
- Comment on This one is going to be controversial 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
By saying nothing you make yourself complicit in keeping this betrayal a secret. Unacceptable to me, at least.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
“… hey Mark, I’m truly sorry to have to do this but you need to see this text from your dad.”
- Comment on Axel Rudakubana: 'Evil' Southport killer jailed for minimum 52 years 4 weeks ago:
Dude’s 18 now so this means he’ll be in prison until he’s 70. At least.
And no, absolutely no death penalty until the justice system can be proven to be completely flawless and incapable of convicting an innocent. And even then I’d say no.
- Comment on Strongest storm in generations predicted as Éowyn to hit UK and Ireland 4 weeks ago:
Wrap up warm, and mind how you go!
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 4 weeks ago:
WE HAVE SOME LIKE THAT IN ENGLAND, FOR EXAMPLE A FRENCHMAN ONLY EVER CARRIES ONE EGG BECAUSE AN EGG IS UN OEUF
- Comment on Wetherspoon boss Tim Martin blames 'dinner party classes' for pubs crisis 4 weeks ago:
Tim Martin can fuck off, and he can fuck off while he’s doing it.
- Comment on Does the US really have no instruments in case a newly elected president immediatelly and openly exposes he's a nazi? 4 weeks ago:
2in case England attacks again.
I have been thinking about coming over there with a cricket bat.
