Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on New weapon being developed to blast drones out of sky with radio waves, says MoD 22 hours ago:
At last, we have ray guns!
- Comment on Anyone else? 2 weeks ago:
Hands down Claes Bang as ‘the prick’ from the show Bad Sisters. I’m pretty sure I’d have a visceral dislike to any character I see him play in the future.
- Comment on Royal Mail waives £5 penalty charge for fake stamps 2 weeks ago:
There may be nothing to indicate who the sender is, whereas there is always something to indicate who the recipient is. So they put a charge on the recipient if they wish to receive the letter. I don’t believe you have to pay the fine if you don’t want the letter.
- Comment on Calculus made easy 2 weeks ago:
Is the from a book by Sylvanus P. Thompson?
- Comment on No more 12345: devices with weak passwords to be banned in UK 2 weeks ago:
Some systems require your to change your password periodically. What do you change to if your existing password was ‘abc123’?
- Comment on Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages - BBC News 3 weeks ago:
I mean, Nelson Hah-hah, but I can’t help but wonder how a guy manages to be quite successful and then toss it all away like he has. Is it a lack of comprehension? Does he get so shit-faced he can’t help blurting out some twattery on Shitter? Or does he just lack any kind of filter and sense of self-preservation?
- Comment on [BBC News] Claims that smart motorways tech leaves drivers at risk 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on UK inflation falls as meat and crumpet prices drop 4 weeks ago:
‘Meat and crumpets’ sounds like we’re trying to copy chicken and waffles but doing it wrong.
- Comment on Royal Mail insists it will keep fining innocent victims of counterfeit stamps 4 weeks ago:
If you receive a letter with a fake stamp I think you can refuse the fine but don’t then get the letter. Same as if someone hasn’t put enough stamps on something.
- Comment on Royal Mail insists it will keep fining innocent victims of counterfeit stamps 4 weeks ago:
Good job their reputation is so utterly flawless or this might seem like a monumentally dumb bit of PR right now.
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 4 weeks ago:
Phat.
- Comment on I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is 4 weeks ago:
… and dog’s bollocks.
- Comment on Five key takeaways, concerns and questions from the Cass report 5 weeks ago:
Awwwwww. I was hoping for takeaway recommendations.
- Comment on Quite a talent 5 weeks ago:
… and yet when I do a beautiful bottom burp in front of King Charlie-come-lately I get hauled away by the Royal Protection Squad
- Comment on Rishi Sunak facing Tory revolt over plan to criminalise rough sleeping 1 month ago:
I don’t think this is about trying to get money out of the homeless, I think it’s the adjacent power to move them on. In other words, homeless people living in urban centres can be bused out to brownbelt or industrial estates so they don’t clutter up ‘nice town centres’ with their presence. This is why it will appeal to their voter base. They won’t have to see homeless people anymore. There will be no more homeless people camped outside Waitrose.
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 1 month ago:
Fuckin’ shark. As long as we’re up a mountain.
- Comment on ‘Free money!’ Avanti West Coast bosses caught joking about UK government handouts 3 months ago:
Yeah, but, cool, but where’s the link to their careers page so I can get a job there in management?
- Comment on ONS may stop publishing mortality data on homeless people 4 months ago:
I might first ask if it was accurate. Not efficient.
- Comment on ONS may stop publishing mortality data on homeless people 4 months ago:
proposed changes to official figures that the ONS says will provide “an improved and more efficient health and social care statistical landscape”.
Ah yes, because the first thing I always think when reading about any deaths among the homeless is ‘is this statistical landscape efficient?’
- Comment on 'I told police who my burglar was - but they did nothing' 4 months ago:
I had pretty much the same experience with a burglary back in 2010. I told the police the identity of the person who had almost certainly done it, but - well, it was Christmas and the detective assigned to our case had gone on annual leave at that point, so… well, fuck all really.
- Comment on Met rejects calls to investigate Prince Andrew after release of Epstein files 4 months ago:
Prince Andrew named in Epstein files. surprised pikachu.
Police reject calls to investigate. Surprised Pikachu!
Buckingham Palace declines to comment . SURPRISED PIKACHU!!!11!1!
- Comment on No excuse for shoplifting because UK's benefits system is very generous, policing minister says 4 months ago:
Even with a year, there’s a massive difference between ‘I just have to get through this then I can head to my holiday home in the Maldives and crack open a couple of bottles of Bollinger’ and ‘this is all there is, forever’. Knowing it will end makes it bearable.
- Comment on Pint of wine anyone? UK looks to bring back ‘silly measure’ 4 months ago:
I’ll have a pint of marijuana, my good fellow!
- Comment on A long and distinguished family 4 months ago:
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
- Comment on Fears UK not ready for deepfake general election - BBC News 4 months ago:
I’ve been saying for a couple of years now that we’re going to go back to townhall meetings and live rallies.
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- Comment on NHS waiting list could hit 9 million in two years after Hunt offers no new money 5 months ago:
Because the aim is to get to the point where they can say “The NHS clearly isn’t working so we need to introduce American-style health insurance to pay for increased staffing levels and improved services. Entirely coincidentally, my wife runs a health insurance business.”
- Comment on And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay. 5 months ago:
So crazy that people still believe this.
The other twelve disciples (Bobert, Dave, Big Dave, Little Dave, Deathlord, Dolores, Fifibelle, Larry, Lucifer, Tarquin, and Zebuchenezuzuzuzechazzachuah) were on the other side of the table.
Who do you think took the photo? Do you think Jesus had a selfie-stick? SMH.
- Comment on Disabled people must work from home to do ‘their duty’, says UK minister 5 months ago:
"You have been reported for non-compliance in your working-from-home role as a supermarket shelf stacker. You were offered full and complete training and the opportunity to work from home and yet the Tesco Superstore to which you were assigned reports you have stacked no shelves. You will be sanctioned - including but not limited to your entire benefits payment - for a period of not less than 60 months. Those benefits will, instead, be paid directly to the shareholders of Tesco plc.
- Comment on Disabled people must work from home to do ‘their duty’, says UK minister 5 months ago:
Spot on. They confuse their privilege with merit. They’re wealthy because they worked, not because of the advantages they are laden with.
Like Trump with his: “It has not been easy for me, it has not been easy for me. And you know I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”