Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on porch of geese 6 hours ago:
Português, filho da puta, dizes isso?
- Comment on You need to think long term 3 days ago:
poopybutthole@hotmail.com checking in!
- Comment on Don’t forget to regularly check your eyes! 3 days ago:
You gotta backslash your backslash, my Spooky Bog Monster!
- Comment on Wealth of Britain’s 157 billionaires now equal to 22% of country’s GDP 4 days ago:
Man, I got £1,500 in the bank, pretty soon I’ll be a billionaire too!
- Comment on Asylum seekers removed from Essex hotel targeted by far right as Home Office ends contract 5 days ago:
Ah, so the violent anti-immigration protests worked then? That’s a strong message to send.
- Comment on Man allowed to drive off from nursery with wrong child 6 days ago:
Christ, if I’d known we were allowed to swap kids at nursery…
- Comment on Punkrock 1 week ago:
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, but I didn’t hear the Ramones first album in the 1970s.
- Comment on Don't believe everything that you breathe 1 week ago:
eons of time in relative stillness
Oh, don’t tease me with a bit of fucking peace and quiet!
- Comment on Lort 1 week ago:
… and the readiness to cower behind my cruiser if shots ring out at the elementary school!
- Comment on Punkrock 1 week ago:
I remember being one of the youngest of a group of boy scouts, sitting in a tent, huddled around a battery-powered, mono-speaker tape deck, in 1978, listening to a bootleg copy of Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols. I’d never heard anything like it. No other music has surprised me in the same way since.
- Comment on poverty is a choice 1 week ago:
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: “Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I’dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn’tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!”
- Comment on There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate 1 week ago:
I literally remember this. I was living in the US in circa 2000. I remember standing outside my apartment with a mobile phone, a GPS system, an iPod, and a digital camera, and thinking ‘these should all be one thing’!
And here we are, 26 years later, and all of these things are deeply infected with unnecessary LLM bullshit. Progress!
- Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster? 1 week ago:
- Comment on A Woodpecker’s tongue is so long that it wraps around its skull 2 weeks ago:
Wait, what, yours doesn’t?
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 2 weeks ago:
How did you turn my phone screen into a mirror?
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 2 weeks ago:
You know what I do if someone’s tailgating me? I imagine that they’re a bomb disposal expert on their way to diffuse a nuke at a school for blind orphan kittens, I pull over and let them on their way, and smile at the thought of all those kittens who’ll be saved. Stress level 0.
- Comment on Anon plays World of Warcraft 2 weeks ago:
My first WoW experience was Horde. I created an orc hunter, did the training area and got to the Crossroads in the Barrens. As I was figuring out what traders and so on were available, a bunch of high level alliance characters turned up and started laying into the guards. Word went out and high level Horde characters began arriving from Orgrimmar by wyvern. Ended up with about 20 or more characters on each side. It was epic!
- Comment on Chess tip 2 weeks ago:
Heh. I use the same trick when playing hopscotch.
- Comment on stony tony 2 weeks ago:
Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 2 weeks ago:
That’s the kind of beauty that leeches into your soul.
- Comment on Title 2 weeks ago:
!dadjokes@lemmy.world would like this.
- Comment on If you had a shirt made for you with QR codes, what would yours say when scanned? 2 weeks ago:
Bro, we all wish we could mone the crypto!
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 2 weeks ago:
Cute little man-made structures. Mount Fuji would like a word.
- Comment on Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted. 2 weeks ago:
Obligatoryxkcd.
- Comment on Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso! 2 weeks ago:
♫︎ “I’m strong to my bootsie, 'cos I eats my Tootsie, I’m Fatso the Tootsie boy!” ♪︎
- Comment on Can't wait. 2 weeks ago:
You pronounce it like: “petroleum jelly rots the latex within 30 seconds”.
- Comment on Woah 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 2 weeks ago:
Ah, no, you still care about what they think. You need to move past that shit and just be happier.
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 2 weeks ago:
There is no finer revenge than being happier than your bully.
- Comment on long live the queen 4 weeks ago:
I’m jeera?
