Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on EBay used to be a wild place 16 hours ago:
[0 bids]
- Comment on Peak male form 2 days ago:
He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 2 days ago:
Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 6 days ago:
You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get’s a knife!
- Comment on I'll just take the bus 1 week ago:
Autostart and lane assist are turned off in my car.
- Comment on It's time to stop 1 week ago:
There is no height to beans, only depth.
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 1 week ago:
Melt the ice cube, boil the resulting water to evaporate it, collect the vapour in a condenser, refreeze it… boom!
- Comment on Don't Look Up 1 week ago:
Don’t forget that in WW2 UK civilians were taught to pay attention to other peoples’ shoes because of rumours of hairy-handed nuns in Fallschirmjäger issue boots. This kind of shit is nothing new.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 1 week ago:
Nothing real ever happens here. So me picking bits off the scab on my left knee has a good chance of making the national press.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 1 week ago:
More likely the ‘journalist’ just grabbed a stock image (it even credits Getty Images) of paragliders.
- Comment on The Telegraph has deleted the seemingly made-up article 2 weeks ago:
State schools.
- Comment on (・∀・) 2 weeks ago:
!Subscribe
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 weeks ago:
Velcro them to the walls!
- Comment on “It’s Compiling!” 3 weeks ago:
“better”
Compile time was Usenet time.
- Comment on “It’s Compiling!” 3 weeks ago:
Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?
A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit ton of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said: “Playing a game on company time?”
But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - if he ever showed up we’d be allL “It’s compiling” or “It’s recalibrating the main drive” or “It’s defragging the video ROM”.
- Comment on What's yours? 3 weeks ago:
Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.
- Comment on Paneraverse 4 weeks ago:
All good, my man!
- Comment on Paneraverse 4 weeks ago:
I thought we were on time travellers’ café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.
- Comment on Paneraverse 4 weeks ago:
i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk
More than once.
- Comment on May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits 4 weeks ago:
May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.
JK, this is true for everyone, every time!
- Comment on I have a terrible memory for numbers so: 4 weeks ago:
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Emergency, which service do you require? Fire, Police or Ambulance?
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 4 weeks ago:
Is your brain wearing a shell suit as it does that?
- Comment on one you pop you can't stop 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 1 month ago:
Monk was passing through. Some villagers saw him pissing on a statue of Buddha so they grabbed their pitchforks and went to pitchfork him. “Show me where Buddha is not, and I shall piss there.” said the monk.
- Comment on Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say 1 month ago:
There was a lot of good stuff on the telly back in the Quaternary Period.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 1 month ago:
Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
- Comment on French newspaper: The British elites always talk about their special-relationship. They claim the americans are their lovely cousins. But do US elites actually respect them ? 1 month ago:
Some US elites absolutely love us and have ‘afternoon tea’, including (inexplicably) cucumber sandwiches. The current crop of wankers don’t give two shits about us and wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire.
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 1 month ago:
"… a new free speech network… to actually talk about the issues people don’t want to talk about.”
Fucking hell, Liz, you absolute lettuce!
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 1 month ago:
pork-markets.co.uk
- Comment on I can't believe it 1 month ago:
We didn’t just steal the spices, we stole cooks too. Eg, our first curry house was 1810, run by a Bengali chap. So we didn’t piss about with traditonal English dishes to get our spice fix, we just went out for a ruby instead.
