Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Bike thefts at stations 'decriminalised' 1 week ago:
Great way to get more cars on the road, good job big brains!
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 1 week ago:
Squeeze it harder. There’s more juice to come!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
Absolutely in-fucking-credible!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
It’s been said too often, and too trivially on the interwebnets, but WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 2 weeks ago:
I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 19 comments
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 weeks ago:
A terrible idea and terrible execution!
- Comment on US presidents are getting younger over time 2 weeks ago:
If I’m reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won’t have been born yet.
- Comment on It's depressing, man 2 weeks ago:
… it’s about skeptical vs gullible.
Is it, though?
- Comment on ??? 2 weeks ago:
Oh, so you’re too pretty to be Shrek? Shame on you!
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 weeks ago:
D’oh!
Thank you.
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 weeks ago:
I’m totally OOTL here. WFT, someone?
- Comment on Who sat next to whom at Trump’s Windsor banquet – and what does it tell us? 3 weeks ago:
It helps me with my list of people never to invite out to the pub for a pint and a chinwag.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 3 weeks ago:
Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters…
… only if it’s what you’re used to.
- Comment on Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts! 3 weeks ago:
IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!
- Comment on We broke up. I miss him. And now this carrot is laughing at me 3 weeks ago:
Not if you don’t make eye contact.
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
I genuinely knew a kid at university who did this. He also had four piles for clothes (because why hang shit up, right?). There was:
- clean
- almost as good as clean (worn once or twice)
- good enough (worn up to six or seven times).
- dirty (basically once it got ‘crunchy’).
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
Sweet baby Cheezus, the fucking noobs here, man.
Right way around.
Inside out.
Back to front.
Inside out and back to front.That’s just one pair, nimrod.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 3 weeks ago:
You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!
- Comment on Four arrested after photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle 3 weeks ago:
Trump’s here for two days, I think. I imagine all four will be released without further charge on the third day.
- Comment on Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t sound like they need any practise.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on The Stop Trump coalition published this video 3 weeks ago:
My time has come! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britanniaaaaaaaaaa! Britannia rules the waaaaaaaves, Britons never, never, never, will be slaaaaaaaaaves!
Unless, of course, it’s to US tech-bro billionaires, Russian oligarchs, Eton hedge-fund fuckbois, Australian media deathlords, or a range of other vastly wealthy skidmarks.
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 3 weeks ago:
Splitters!
- Comment on We need more signs like this posted everywhere 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but how many times have you run into that streetpost?
- Comment on guide 3 weeks ago:
Ruh Roh!
- Comment on Now it's stuck in my head 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour? 3 weeks ago:
Yup. I’m cool with paying more tax for better services.
- Comment on BBC under fresh pressure over extent of Reform UK coverage 4 weeks ago:
Exactly like him.
