Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 1 day ago:
John Carpenter?
Ah, no, indeed. I meant John Christopher. Thanks for the spot!
Also like all of those people are dead.
A lot of them are also fictional. Besides, death isn’t the handicap it used to be. Oh, Red Dwarf! Plus Blake’s Seven, Black Mirror, Inside Number 9, The Inbetweeners, Friday Night Dinner, Peep Show, Spaced, The Detectorists, The Thick of It, Happy Valley, Broadchurch, Luther.
Peaky Blinders. Derry Girls.
And Slow Horses, how could I have forgotten Slow Horses?
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 2 days ago:
If that’s what attracts you from that list, that’s what attracts you, I guess.
- Comment on The Meatstorm 3 days ago:
‘The Big Rhodes Island burger’.
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 3 days ago:
I mean, all of that would make for a heck of a festival.
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 3 days ago:
Did you not spot Blandings (which I prefer to J&W) in there?
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 3 days ago:
Plus the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Monty Python, afternoon drinking, Agatha Christie, Shakespeare, the English language, the games of cricket, football, rugby, golf, croquet, badminton, tennis, and rounders (basically baseball). David Attenborough, The BBC World Service, I’m sorry, I Haven’t a Clue, Taskmaster, The Office, afternoon tea, Kipling, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Shelley, Keats, Austen, Dickens, the Brontë sisters, and George Orwell. Oh, and J. K. Rowling if you’re prepared to tolerate her shit. Heavy metal. Formal gardens. Constable and Wren, Tolkien, Chaucer, Scott, Bronte, Dahl, and Wodehouse. Blackadder, Black Books, Father Ted (a bit problematic), the King James bible, The Young Ones, The Goons, Mr Bean and Benny Hill, James Bond, Auld Lang Syne. Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Gilbert and Sullivan, the Cornetto Trilogy, Oscar Wilde, John Donne, Gin & Tonic, Dr Who, Sherlock Holmes, Black Mirror, Sapphire and Steel, Queen, Ed Sheeran, Adele, Dua Lipa, The Spice Girls (heh), Jennings and Derbyshire, Just William, Biggles, Jeeves, Wooster, Blandings, Enid Blyton’s (a bit racist) Secret Seven and Famous Five, John Wyndham, John Carpenter, Moorcock (Elric and various Eternal Champions), Alice (in/through Wonderland/Looking Glass), CS Lewis (Narnia), Iain Banks, 2000AD, Judge Dredd, Strontium Dog, Nemesis the Warlock, Commando Comics, V for Vendetta, The Adventures of Luther Arkwright, the Beano, the Dandy, Viz, Not The Nine O’Clock News, The Fast Show, Would I Lie To You, Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown, the crytic crossword, Brass Eye, The IT Crowd (also a bit problematic), Toast Of London, The Mighty Boosh, Just A Minute, QI, Mock The Week, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
What have you got?
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 4 days ago:
Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.
- Comment on Guy just wants some cookies 4 days ago:
Dan seems like an equal opportunities bf.
- Comment on Pioneers 1 week ago:
Be right back; huffing radishes!
- Comment on Please rate my dish 1 week ago:
Sorry, but I rate it as a B-/7
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
1992 called. They want their pixels back.
- Comment on Middle East conflict will damage UK’s economy ‘more than any other’ 2 weeks ago:
We are still special!
- Comment on I love when they're finally back in stock 2 weeks ago:
Meh. I just like classic dagnuts or dingleberries.
- Comment on pirate shit 2 weeks ago:
INT. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE - DAY
JOHN RAMBO
“Cap, these gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We gotta to stop them.”BATMAN
“Rambo’s right, these lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing.”INDIANA JONES
“Understood, Batman. We have to protect our billionaires’ way of life. And we’ve got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in, and all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?”CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101
“Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade.”HANNIBAL LECTER
“Now hold on a minute. Toretto and Blade are both… un-white.”Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. And every streaming service. And as an unskipable 3hr 30min ad on Youtube.
- Comment on crazy stuff 2 weeks ago:
We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.
- Comment on Life never works exactly the way you want it 2 weeks ago:
It used to be true, back in the '80s. We called it hedge porn and my and my buddies found two seperate stashes over the years.
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 2 weeks ago:
Big if true.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Just like the driver!
- Comment on Spicy spicy 3 weeks ago:
“Cunt” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not so much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
I use it for you!
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 3 weeks ago:
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni - Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
Your shitty English is infinitely better than my (I’m guessing) shitty Danish.
- Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
I just had a vision of a deer sitting at a table in a French bistro, about to take a bite out of a sparrow impaled on a fork in one hoof and a Haynes manual for a Triumph Stag in the other. Made me laugh.
- Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book
I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.
- Comment on Meta: Shit post on shitpost 3 weeks ago:
My wife once dropped a noxious stench, in a National Trust gift shop, that was so bad that a little old lady blamed her dog.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
“There’s a
fishworm in the percolator!”[Click the link if you’re a Twin Peaks fan and have always wondered about the fish in the percolator!]
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
Ok. Maybe one mistake was made.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
We must negate the machines-that-think!
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
Ooh, that would have been even better.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
No mistakes were made here.
