Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on A dedicated section in my Steam library 9 hours ago:
Shame it’s window only.
- Comment on Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain 10 hours ago:
I’d rather burn Elon for warmth than use his electricity.
- Comment on England’s swimming waters five times more likely to be polluted than in EU, research finds 2 days ago:
What I’m hearing is that our swimming water is the thickest - and therefore the best - in Europe!
After all, people pay more for orange juice with bits in…
- Comment on Life hack 2 days ago:
Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 days ago:
Batmen
Several Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nests
It’s Several Wonderful Lives
2001: Several Space Oddysies
The Godfathers
The Wizards of Oz
Rockies - Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 days ago:
Saving Ryan’s Privates
[Am I doing this right?]
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 days ago:
Aliens
- Comment on Domino’s Pizza profits dive as people cut back on takeaways in UK 4 days ago:
Never liked Domino’s. I think it’s the corn flour they dust the pizzas with.
Anyway, my local pizza place does a large ‘Hossenfeffer’ (spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, pepperoni, spicy meatballs, spicy sausage, jalapenos, and fresh chillies) for cheaper than a Domino’s large. No contest.
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 days ago:
Hey I don’t make the rule
FTFY
- Comment on Chad NATO 5 days ago:
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
- Comment on All will eventually be revealed 1 week ago:
Checkov’s cross.
^(Is he?)^
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 1 week ago:
I don’t know about ’just’.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 1 week ago:
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 1 week ago:
“So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 1 week ago:
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 1 week ago:
Don’t know how it ends but at some point it features ‘tailored ad experiences’ on screens wherever you go.
- Comment on This is why brexit happened 1 week ago:
To be fair, that’s only 52% of those who voted. The others are more: “Moo, my dear chap, moo!”
- Comment on Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be 1 week ago:
what is the point of me seeing more detail in TV than in real life?
It’ll be bigger than my brother-in-law’s TV.
- Comment on The perfect job doesn’t exi… 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 weeks ago:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
- Comment on Must be lvl 11 genius 2 weeks ago:
Obligatory: they did the maffematics!
- Comment on Must be lvl 11 genius 2 weeks ago:
Everyone knows glasses make you cleverer.
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- Comment on Labour MP claims it'd cost "Upwards of £100bn to Nationalise Water". He is an extremely smart man. Why does he lie like this? 2 weeks ago:
That would be a good day (except a bunch of pension funds would take a hit).
- Comment on Do you still remember? 3 weeks ago:
A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.
Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.
- Comment on Can't Fool Me! 3 weeks ago:
Often dream about hunting for a toilet… then I wake and need to go straight to the loo.
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 3 weeks ago:
Andrea, apparently.
- Comment on British Slander. :) 3 weeks ago:
Ah, yes, well, you see, he made some great speeches and also… er… played cricket.
Actually, cancel the speeches thing, Hitler made some great speeches too. So it’s just the cricket thing.
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 3 weeks ago:
Deported straight out of the ring! That’s gotta hurt!
- Comment on In the cave 3 weeks ago:
Then cut away the wallinside the frame and put a pane of glass in it.
