Hossenfeffer

@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I can play!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, no one cares what I think. And no one needs to.

  I have a couple of near dead communities that nobody really bothers with and nobody really posts in. I’m completely unimportant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alarm at NHS patient records being put under control of US private equity firm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A tonne of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once you reach a certain age⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Saving Private Mary, I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the music man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, what did this community do to your community? Do tell!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I can play!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be funnier if it was funny. But it isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been playing video games since the 1970s. Now I’m just a poor old man. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.

  These days I mostly play video games for the story and to relax so I usually play on easy. And I’m ok with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's some toast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Insufficient butter. Report to your nearest re-education camp for reprogramming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 'weird' world of a stink pipe superfan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s one just round the corner from where I live, but I doubt most people notice it, or just assume it’s an old lamp post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] in case you're not already rooting for Norway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still hoping Scotland can win it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not getting it™ since 2024©⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ASK THE MOTH. THE MOTH WILL TELL ALL!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨definitely not recording!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I love my Pervospecs™!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political rivals vow to boycott byelection after Farage quits as MP⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re trying to make ‘Five Mil Froggie’ a thing, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping my promise to Zephyr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am ‘bossman’ to the guy in my nearest Mr. Shop, and my nearest chicken shop. So. Bossman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you expected to buy a house if you don’t have a wallet with all your wealth in it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you never talk about what you're reading? Me:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that ‘We chat quite a bit about Ancient Egyptian Demonology’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that Aussies, USA #1!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, bear with us! We’re a bit confused at the moment but we’ll get back to invading places eventually!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refreshing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially ribs. Or soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I open the carton and just jiggle each pair of eggs ever so slightly to make sure they’re loose. Cracked ones won’t move at all because they’re welded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunno but the hands would be very bigly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About the Author.... the 1980s were wild⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s seen things, nudes, he’s seen things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely no one else had that scoop!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s a boy paid of scissors there, and a girl pair of scissors there, then it’s a brace of pairs of scissors. Obv. English is very straightforward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unexpected item in the bagging area!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked with some of these guys and it’s absolutely all about them, their targets, their bonuses.

  One of the Goldman Sachs bosses once came up with the term ‘long term greedy’, and had his staff apply it as a principle. Basically it means ‘do the right thing by your clients’ and ‘don’t gouge your clients’. Better to have a 20 million dollar a year client for 10 years than to screw them out of 50 million in the first year and lose them. That sounds great, but then he could afford to promote that way of thinking because he knew he’d still be there, with his stock/share options, in 10 years, profiting from that long term greed.

  The younger guys are absolutely, 100% motivated to make as much as possible on day one and not give a shit about the long term view. How else are they going to afford the Porsche, Rolex, summer house in the Hamptons, etc. So they’re much more interested in screwing a client over for a fast buck, or shitting on the company’s long term well-being for this year’s bonus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The thrill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Confidence is 99% of the solution!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unexpected item in the bagging area!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You think the decision is dumb. But for them the decision probably improved the company’s bottom line at a crucial moment when their performance-related bonus is being calculated. And it also opens the door to sideways promotion.

  e.g. Twatty McBallbag Ltd: profit with loss prevention staff = 1 million
  profit the first month after all loss prevention staff were fired = 1.2 million
  profit the sixth month after all loss prevention staff were fired = 0.6 million

  They claim the saving of 0.2 million (as a result of reducing staff costs) and get their performance related bonus. They also get to write 'While CEO at Twatty McBallbag Ltd, I increased profit by 20%", on their CV and move on to a new company with profits in the 10s of millions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨porch of geese⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Português, filho da puta, dizes isso?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  poopybutthole@hotmail.com checking in!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t forget to regularly check your eyes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta backslash your backslash, my Spooky Bog Monster!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth of Britain’s 157 billionaires now equal to 22% of country’s GDP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I got £1,500 in the bank, pretty soon I’ll be a billionaire too!