Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Universal theme park for Bedfordshire confirmed by Starmer 5 days ago:
“How much British steel was used in the end?”
“Approximately none, give or take a kg or two.”
“But didn’t you agree to use British steel where possible.”
“Absolutely, and we did. Where possible. As agreed.”
“But why didn’t you use more?”
“It wasn’t possible, I’d like to be clear on that point.”
“Why wasn’t it possible?”
“Chinese steel was cheaper.” - Comment on Anon makes life choices 6 days ago:
I’m in my mid-50s and pretty financially successful (enough that I’m thinking about retiring soon). My entire career gameplan has always been ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’ combined with ‘someone I know put in a good word for me’. I’ve never got a job from a cold interview.
Moral of this story - network like your future career depends on it!
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
I did a lot of clubbing in the '90s. Once, a beautiful girl came up to me and said: “You’re gorgeous” and then ran off. Thing is, though, I was in my early 30s at the time and she looked about 16. So, obviously, I didn’t pursue her or try and make a thing of it, or follow up. But that’s stuck with me for over 20 years. I can still hear it in my head.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
… and enhance.
- Comment on big sausage boie 2 weeks ago:
‘vaguely’ is doing a shitload of work in that sentence.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 2 weeks ago:
And with strange aeons even… wait, what the fuck is that?
- Comment on Blobfish 2 weeks ago:
Can we. for once, not bring Trump into everything?
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 3 weeks ago:
When’s he due? I might make time to pop along and see him.
- Comment on Sir Gareth Southgate: Boys need role models, not gaming and porn 3 weeks ago:
Jesus is still alive, His resurrection and ascension was witnessed.
Dude’s been hiding for a while then. Probably out of embarrassment.
- Comment on THE KUDU 3 weeks ago:
If you remove his skull he will definitely die naturally.
- Comment on Kettle Chips 3 weeks ago:
She’s out-stretched her humble origins alongside Barry Shitpeas, that’s for sure.
- Comment on San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸 3 weeks ago:
I mean, I lick every frog and toad I find, but this guy is getting popped right in the mouth.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 4 weeks ago:
My main thought is that this is very remeniscent of the way saints are portrayed in stained glass.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 4 weeks ago:
I don’t understand what anyone’s thinking when they use him as an icon over here.
We are also governed by billionaires who own our press and control our politicians. It doesn’t matter than Mangione did what he did three and a half thousand miles away, what matters is that he is a symbol for the ultimate sanction the people can have against a billionaire class who are otherwise unaccountable and untouchable.
- Comment on The American Christian Right Is Coming To The UK 4 weeks ago:
“Dear cunts! Fuck off. And while you’re fucking off, fuck off some more. Please keep fucking off until you don’t think there’s any more fucking off to be done, then start fucking off all over again.” - Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ on a Mother-fucking Motorcycle
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 5 weeks ago:
He seems like a decent sort of chap.
- Comment on tig ol bitties 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Chat, is this true? 1 month ago:
How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 1 month ago:
ITT: bunch of pea eating masochists! You fools!
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 1 month ago:
I haven’t started downvoting yet. Your pasta salad sounds glorious but one of your enemies appears to have hacked your comment and added peas to the recipe. Bastard.
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 1 month ago:
Except for the peas. Peas are the devli’s vegetables.
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 1 month ago:
I don’t hate the guy or anything, I just find his deadpan delivery a little dull and don’t understand why he gets as much work as he does.
- Comment on smort 1 month ago:
Of course Thickie Hawking would say that ~Albert Einstein
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 1 month ago:
It’ll be fucking Romesh Ranganathan, won’t it, because everything made at the moment has to have him in it.
- Comment on Infinite Hotel Paradox 1 month ago:
He looks like he’d give good hugs.
- Comment on Yes biologists use tiny tiny tweezers to change DNA 1 month ago:
I like this one:
The Solderer
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 1 month ago:
It’s turtles all the way down, young man.
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 1 month ago:
small voice Oblate spheroid.
- Comment on A daunting realization 1 month ago:
Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.
Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that’s why. I don’t want to feed those assholes.
