Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen
It's been a tough month
Submitted 2 weeks ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a10027ca-d683-4c6a-9218-5991eeaf2afd.avif
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TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it’s borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
updoot for boobies
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well…that was my risky click for the day.
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
( . Y . )
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
Protip: zooe.moore
victorz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn’t sit right with me. There’s some… inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I’m having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person’s appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
GCanuck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what about the other girl tho
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The GOAT
flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
Damn bro, you’re a true hero
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Where are her nipples?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you’ll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
That’s just false advertising.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There are worse ways to “drown in debt”
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Right boobas more bigger boobas
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nooch@lemmy.vg 2 weeks ago
Cringe
DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think all comparisons should be made with this graphic. It should be the default.
remon@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Because it’s April right now
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would assume taxes
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Mood.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’m a salary man, myself.