Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen
It's been a tough month
Submitted 2 months ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a10027ca-d683-4c6a-9218-5991eeaf2afd.avif
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TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it’s borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
updoot for boobies
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 months ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well…that was my risky click for the day.
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
( . Y . )
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
Protip: zooe.moore
victorz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn’t sit right with me. There’s some… inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I’m having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person’s appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
GCanuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what about the other girl tho
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The GOAT
flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
Damn bro, you’re a true hero
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Where are her nipples?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 2 months ago
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you’ll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
That’s just false advertising.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There are worse ways to “drown in debt”
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Right boobas more bigger boobas
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nooch@lemmy.vg 2 months ago
Cringe
DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think all comparisons should be made with this graphic. It should be the default.
remon@ani.social 2 months ago
Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Because it’s April right now
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would assume taxes
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Mood.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m a salary man, myself.