Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen
It's been a tough month
Submitted 1 month ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a10027ca-d683-4c6a-9218-5991eeaf2afd.avif
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TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 month ago
I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it’s borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
updoot for boobies
gnutrino@programming.dev 1 month ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 1 month ago
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well…that was my risky click for the day.
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
( . Y . )
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
Protip: zooe.moore
victorz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn’t sit right with me. There’s some… inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I’m having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person’s appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
GCanuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what about the other girl tho
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The GOAT
flango@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Damn bro, you’re a true hero
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Where are her nipples?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 1 month ago
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you’ll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
That’s just false advertising.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are worse ways to “drown in debt”
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Right boobas more bigger boobas
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nooch@lemmy.vg 1 month ago
Cringe
DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think all comparisons should be made with this graphic. It should be the default.
remon@ani.social 1 month ago
Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Because it’s April right now
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would assume taxes
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mood.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m a salary man, myself.