man_wtfhappenedtoyou
@man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
- Comment on Not what I signed up for 2 weeks ago:
Is this the right hole?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Someone get this woman some beans and corn, stat! It’s not too late to save her!!
- Comment on Corn time 2 weeks ago:
Damn this is some next level shit. I bet that hot dog goes flying out like a middle when you try to bite into it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This ain’t corn man
- Comment on can we post smut in here? 2 weeks ago:
Season 3 of Corn has a lot of sex in it.
- Comment on can we post smut in here? 2 weeks ago:
This is the dad joke
- Comment on Euphoria for a thousand kernals 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on We cornin 2 weeks ago:
Awww yeah the corn is back on the menu!
- Comment on AI girlfriends VS Egirls 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know how anyone has money for any of this stuff.
- Comment on wtf 2 weeks ago:
I can still read it
- Comment on Fappucino 2 weeks ago:
“why is my black coffee so frothy today?”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Just remember though, shitposting is forever.
bows head amen…
- Comment on Carenheit 3 weeks ago:
I love the Kiwi lingo.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
It’s a truly amazing internet moment and I’m just glad I was here to see it. We should get T-shirts made for people that were on the list.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
My favorite was the typo in this line:
…in the heat of my own shitstorm of trying to disaccociate from the extremist elements of the fediverse.
- Comment on We are so back! 3 weeks ago:
Oh no, the beans are back!
- Comment on Old but gud 4 weeks ago:
You bring up a very good point.
- Comment on I agree with don 5 weeks ago:
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
- Comment on Anybody? Thought I'd ask here. Poor little guy 1 month ago:
The Brave Little Roomba went looking for the master.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 2 months ago:
If that’s the same tree I’m thinking of, it’s an evil man-made creation that uses noise frequency humans can’t hear to drive off animals from their homes. My only source for this is the movie Hoppers.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 2 months ago:
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don’t support taking your bros hoes.
- Comment on It is wednesday my dudes 2 months ago:
This should be in wholesomeposting
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 2 months ago:
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 2 months ago:
Yeah I could see that
- Comment on 2 months ago:
It took me a sec to catch that haha. He’s like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.
- Comment on Is MMA and UFC "somewhat" rigged like boxing was in the Don King era? 2 months ago:
I have a hard time trusting the integrity of any sports league. You regularly see teams get screwed over by bad refereeing. There’s just too much smoke over the years. The only sport I don’t know about controversy in is the NHL.
They leave just enough plausible deniability to keep most people believing it’s legit.
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 2 months ago:
Damn that’s some fucking sad shit. Gave me some goosebumps.
- Comment on Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body) 2 months ago:
It’s just a matter of time now
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 3 months ago:
People are so weird about germs.
- Comment on New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs 3 months ago:
They aren’t, they are just sick. As with any sick animal, they should be put down.
