man_wtfhappenedtoyou
@man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
- Comment on Fappucino 2 hours ago:
“why is my black coffee so frothy today?”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Just remember though, shitposting is forever.
bows head amen…
- Comment on Carenheit 3 days ago:
I love the Kiwi lingo.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
It’s a truly amazing internet moment and I’m just glad I was here to see it. We should get T-shirts made for people that were on the list.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
My favorite was the typo in this line:
…in the heat of my own shitstorm of trying to disaccociate from the extremist elements of the fediverse.
- Comment on We are so back! 5 days ago:
Oh no, the beans are back!
- Comment on Old but gud 1 week ago:
You bring up a very good point.
- Comment on I agree with don 2 weeks ago:
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
- Comment on Anybody? Thought I'd ask here. Poor little guy 3 weeks ago:
The Brave Little Roomba went looking for the master.
- Comment on Dating apps metaphor 1 month ago:
If that’s the same tree I’m thinking of, it’s an evil man-made creation that uses noise frequency humans can’t hear to drive off animals from their homes. My only source for this is the movie Hoppers.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don’t support taking your bros hoes.
- Comment on It is wednesday my dudes 1 month ago:
This should be in wholesomeposting
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 1 month ago:
Yeah I could see that
- Comment on 1 month ago:
It took me a sec to catch that haha. He’s like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.
- Comment on Is MMA and UFC "somewhat" rigged like boxing was in the Don King era? 1 month ago:
I have a hard time trusting the integrity of any sports league. You regularly see teams get screwed over by bad refereeing. There’s just too much smoke over the years. The only sport I don’t know about controversy in is the NHL.
They leave just enough plausible deniability to keep most people believing it’s legit.
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 1 month ago:
Damn that’s some fucking sad shit. Gave me some goosebumps.
- Comment on Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body) 1 month ago:
It’s just a matter of time now
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
People are so weird about germs.
- Comment on New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs 2 months ago:
They aren’t, they are just sick. As with any sick animal, they should be put down.
- Comment on Fancy pants 2 months ago:
You could just use like chopsticks or a second stick, use one for dipping and the other one to slide the dog off the other stick into the oil. Might lose a little batter at the end of the dog though.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Me 2
- Comment on It's been a tough month 3 months ago:
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
- Comment on Doing the Lord's work. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 months ago:
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
- Comment on Suck it 3 months ago:
Most definitely.
- Comment on (·)(·) 3 months ago:
Lollll this is a good one.
- Comment on dyk 3 months ago:
Dudes just wanna snap into a slim jim
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
This happens to me all the time
- Comment on Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me: 3 months ago:
Mmmm karamells…
