I’m a golden showerer. Rated 5/5
Im a weekly showerer
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t run from it.
hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Please, I need to know… what did you think it meant???
cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Life is dirty and you should be washing your sheets weekly, you’ll get over it.
Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Every 2-4 months, take it or leave it
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You should wash your sheets as often as you wash your sofa pillows, belt buckles an bread knife.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
so … while I shower?
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty Prince Andrew behaviour ngl
Most of us sweat, I think if you plan to interact with another person, it’s kinda basic decorum to not start your day with 10h of sweat on you already.
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The pic could also be titled “evening showerers waking up in the morning”.
But really, it depends on your job. If you work outside all day and get sweaty and dirty, you probably want to shower when you get home. If you show up at that job 12+ hours since your last shower with a bit of sweat etc. it doesn’t really matter.
OTOH, if you work in an office with closed windows and lots of meetings, you probably want to be (and want others to be) as clean as possible when they show up in the morning. When you go home from that job at night, you’re probably not particularly dirty and not in bad need of a shower. So, unless you want to shower twice a day, you might as well wait for the morning.
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This was my exact thought too. Sometimes I think I’m the only person on Lemmy that doesn’t have an office job. If I did morning showers, I’d supposed to be spending my evening and night drenched in sweat and who knows what else from work? Doesn’t sound very pleasant.
bran_buckler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This guy getting 10 hours of sleep a night…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, 10 hours in bed. 2 hours of sleep.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wish
Rounded up on the 8h we’re supposed to get as I’m assuming these people aren’t going to bed with wet hair
adam_y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shower at night for yourself, shower in the morning for other people.
There seems to be a misconception that showering at night, getting into a clean bed and waking means you’re still clean… The truth is the majority of odours and filth come from you. Sweat, dead skin, other stuff…
These posts are always positioned as a binary, even when you can do both, and there’s some nuance to it all.
adam_y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like, do you brush your teeth in the morning or at night?
But you haven’t eaten anything in the night, right?
That’s the logic on display here.
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I don’t brush my teeth after sleeping, either. After breakfast, sure, but first thing in the am? Why?
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You absolutely shouldn’t be showering twice a day…
dieTasse@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Exactly, you also need a shower after lunch…
adam_y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This guy Magics the Gatherings.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve been a night showerer and a morning showerer throughout different periods of my life. These days I’m actually closer to a lunch showerer - which I realize isn’t practical for most, but it’s the superior method if one showers only once a day.
drdalek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I work from home and cannot agree more. Mid day shower kicks assuming. Just wash your sheets yall
mbp@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
My people
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
When I’m working from home, I shower like… occasionally. I’ll shower after exercise days, but if I’m just going between my computer and bed for days, there’s no reason to shower unless it’s been so long I’m getting itchy.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I took a shower at 4pm yesterday 😄
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When i wake up, if i had a shower tthr night before, my hair is all rough and greasy and i need to shower again in the morning. So its more efficient to just shower in the morning. Saves water and electricity too.
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You might need to wash your pillow.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
As someone who inherited my German ancestors greasy ass hair, let me tell you it doesn’t help. I’ll take it over the dry but relatively brittle hair of my Scottish and Irish ancestors, still got the rusty red color and wavyness from em though piss easy to maintain.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You should be doing that anyways
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
WTF kind of foods are you eating? Waking up with greasy hair after you just took a shower??
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What you eat has very little to do with hair texture
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
As long as people aren’t keeping you at arms length, telling you that you stink, and your skin and hair is healthy, people should shower as they see fit.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No. People need to shower daily.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You stink, they’re just not telling you.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’m one of those people that showers daily, cause my hair looks greasy if I don’t. People have different bodies, some need to shower more, some less.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your stink
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Night showers waking up:
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I shower in the morning before bed cuz I’m a 3rd shifter.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Night showerers are gross.
Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.
Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.
dieTasse@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Sure, it’s better to wallow in other people dirt all day and then go sleep in that.
rezifon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Whose sheets are dirtier? The person who only climbs into bed once they’re freshly showered and clean, or the person who takes their entire day’s accumulation of dirt, grime, dust and pollen and climbs into bed covered in all that filth and gross?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s too easy to skip a shower in the morning for extra sleep though. Then I get no shower. That’s why I shower at night haha
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ITT lots of sweaty sleepers spending 10 hours sleeping in a puddle of sweat and grease. I’d need a morning shower too if I was like that.
Normal people that are not covered in 10 hours of sweat when they wake up probably don’t need a morning shower and trying to say that sleeping (without the copious amounts of sweat of you veritable faucets)is the same as spending 16+ hours moving and working and being around other people is really delusional. And what adult is getting 10+ hours of sleep on the regular? Y’all either live in some major privilege or don’t have hobbies.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you’re doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.
And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you’ll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.
I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.
Zidane@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Hand shower? Wat. A sink?
JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That thing I piss into?! No thanks.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone’s bits nice and clean.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s also an option
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah, breadcrumbs in bed really suck.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
shower? but you barely know er!!!
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You guys shower?
Vandalismo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just shower twice, what are you? french?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
My life motto is: two showers until Christmas
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why do we assume morning showerers are not also evening showerers
vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I shower before I go to bed. This is the only right answer. I can’t imagine going to bed with smelly feet and armpits, yuck
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I shower 2-3 times a week in the middle(-ish) of the day.
Showers make me sleepy so can’t do early mornings. I have very long, straight, and thick hair that takes hours to air dry, and refuse to use blow dryers, so night is right out else I end up with a really shit bed-head curl situation…
The sweet spot is mid-morning or around lunch, when I get sleepy anyway, given an hour to half-dry, then put up in a french clip bun, so when I take it down for the evening, it has a nice open curl. I never use the pretty, but it makes me feel very pretty every night.
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ever considered not washing your hair every shower?
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yeah, and I’ve also tried stuff like conditioner washing (co-wash), mostly when I did fun dye colors, to preserve the color. But my threshold to feel gross is honestly low enough that my hair feeling nasty is my shower habit trigger, else I simply wont do any self-care. So while it’s technically an option, it’s not one that works with my self. :D
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not that dirty
Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I cannot stand going to bed dirty. I always shower before bed. And if my day went poorly, and sometimes it did, fresh clothes and multiple showers during the day. But only once did I ever burn a set of clothes.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a growerer, not a showerer.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
3AM
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You people shower daily?
Cool. Cool. Cool.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People are so weird about germs.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They don’t exist. Have you ever seen a germ? NO! Hence they’re not real. People are weird.
wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Ok rfk
Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, especially since we are half bacteria.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Youre allowed to shower twice a day you fucking ferrets!
filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Depending on where you live, that’s not only unnecessary but also not great for the skin.
WrathEnchanter@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Who the fuck has time to shower twice a day, lol? I got shit to do
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry, my eczema says “no”.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Heavy, thorough shower at night. Quick showing in the morning. Maybe a quick shower when I get home to reset. I work outdoors, so I get actual dirt dirty.
projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I also look that dirty after a day at my desk at work and watching TV at my home.
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s reasonable for most people to hit the Carlin-4 twice a day. If not for social reasons, then for health and hygiene.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My hair all day since I shower at night:
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