Poem_for_your_sprog

@Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s a bit tongue in cheek, stuff happens when you cook too, but if you screw up baking a little bit…whatever you were trying to make isn’t going to be what you were trying to make :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One requires specific chemical reactions to happen in specific orders.

  One make food hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does China have so many multi billionaires if they are aiming to be a communist country?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Poop fart and fart poop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna need sauce on this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carenheit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jackets at 30C??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OOTL what is all this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s used for parasite treatment. You know…if you’re infected with parasites, not COVID/flu/have a headache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrorbird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re stinky brown eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrorbird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your butthole does lay eggs tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrorbird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your butthole isn’t a dinosaur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually on second thought, ill just die⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh

  Well if someone is there stabbing people then isn’t it already ruined?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually on second thought, ill just die⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every fucking time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally the only time I do that is if the thing I like is out of stock so I have to look for a replacement. Most of what I eat is cooked at home though, so I’m just buying ingredients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every fucking time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How does this work? Do people not already know what they’re going to buy before going into the store? Does nobody make a list?!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s ductless mini split units that bring in fresh air?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Safety razor works fine for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a child prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Smells like von neumann

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music just isn't good anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mozart was actually peak piano tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's some fucking aerodynamics bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It can’t go 50kph?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, you can tell I don’t have a bunch of cocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s…a hen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried a pet rock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here I come!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the sauce?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it a tractor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your stink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever eat bamboo? Delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Struggle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fucking dying lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I lift my leg up and use the bottom of my shoe. You’re welcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was a slightly sarcastic comment, should’ve wrote “inb4 OP is a nazi”