Poem_for_your_sprog
@Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
- Comment on Real easy 13 hours ago:
Soldier, orifice, varnish, wax stamp, smile, smile.
- Comment on Real easy 13 hours ago:
It got me too. Even when I got to the animal seal I just assumed it was there for something else and the meme made no sense.
- Comment on Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds? 1 week ago:
Is this whole thread an ad written by bots?
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 3 weeks ago:
VC
Vagina cunnilingus?
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 4 weeks ago:
Water and soap in the shower with a quick q tip follow up while any remaining wax is hot and gooey
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 4 weeks ago:
Never understood the deal with q tips. Like, just don’t shove it all the way to your eardrum and don’t push wax inside?
- Comment on bmw 4 weeks ago:
That and the water pumps
- Comment on Worst part about living in Europe 1 month ago:
Or a mountain bike with suspension
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 1 month ago:
What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 2 months ago:
Oh man I love TFS, I didn’t know they had done anything since DBZ abridged.
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 2 months ago:
Lol what is this from
- Comment on suckcess 2 months ago:
Try justifying that in a technical field lol
- Comment on suckcess 2 months ago:
Bleach smoothie, ingredients: bleach
- Comment on The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb 2 months ago:
,
- Comment on Breaking lamp 3 months ago:
You forgot about mith, as in mithril.
How much mith could will smith smith if will smith could smith mith?
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 3 months ago:
Not the first and won’t be the last.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 3 months ago:
You’ve clearly never dealt with dry eyes.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 3 months ago:
5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.
Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 3 months ago:
It’s a big factor considering the benefits.
- Comment on what is north? 3 months ago:
I should’ve put “ackshually” and /s
- Comment on what is north? 3 months ago:
The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn’t figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Especially gay if you wash or wipe your butthole.
- Comment on The city is so lively 3 months ago:
Fuck cars
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 4 months ago:
This is why you day hike and sleep in a hotel.
- Comment on people trashing the self-service section of the post office 4 months ago:
This looks like everywhere in the US.
- Comment on Showing your ID to get online might become a reality 4 months ago:
Now there can be lots of hate and false bravery but with doxxing.
- Comment on Unfortunately happens too often I think 4 months ago:
My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she’ll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 5 months ago:
Most people wear shoes that are too small.
- Comment on Do it 5 months ago:
Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 5 months ago:
Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd