Poem_for_your_sprog
@Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
Not the first and won’t be the last.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
You’ve clearly never dealt with dry eyes.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.
Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
It’s a big factor considering the benefits.
- Comment on what is north? 1 week ago:
I should’ve put “ackshually” and /s
- Comment on what is north? 1 week ago:
The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn’t figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Especially gay if you wash or wipe your butthole.
- Comment on The city is so lively 2 weeks ago:
Fuck cars
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 3 weeks ago:
This is why you day hike and sleep in a hotel.
- Comment on people trashing the self-service section of the post office 5 weeks ago:
This looks like everywhere in the US.
- Comment on Showing your ID to get online might become a reality 1 month ago:
Now there can be lots of hate and false bravery but with doxxing.
- Comment on Unfortunately happens too often I think 1 month ago:
My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she’ll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 1 month ago:
Most people wear shoes that are too small.
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 2 months ago:
Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd
- Comment on Does anyone have ideas for cable management here? 2 months ago:
See! Just keep the lights off.
- Comment on Does anyone have ideas for cable management here? 2 months ago:
Looks fine to me.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 3 months ago:
You must not have any tech illiterate old family that likes downloading sketchy stuff from the Internet.
- Comment on Valentine shaped Orange 3 months ago:
Testicles
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I’m not sure I agree that they’re moist.
- Comment on Trust the process! 4 months ago:
No
- Comment on Professional father right here 5 months ago:
More like opposite of chastity. Flamingo effect.
- Comment on Man trapped inside driverless car as it spins in circles 5 months ago:
How did he not allow them to help? They should be able to remotely take over the car. He’s correct that they don’t need his phone to correct an issue like this.
- Comment on Caught in 4K 5 months ago:
I mean you gotta continue the full storyline.
- Comment on Caught in 4K 5 months ago:
What do you mean the giant space dick fighting grey goo doesn’t make any sense?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Depends on the job
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
All of the neighborhoods within walking or cycling distance of my workplace are literal crack dens where I’d be mugged and/or robbed within a week.
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 5 months ago:
You sound lonely
- Comment on Sleep well tonight 6 months ago:
Just use them
- Comment on What your coffee preparation method says about you 6 months ago:
Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?