Poem_for_your_sprog

@Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative people are the moist toxic and aggressive people for no reason⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure I agree that they’re moist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust the process!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Professional father right here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like opposite of chastity. Flamingo effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man trapped inside driverless car as it spins in circles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How did he not allow them to help? They should be able to remotely take over the car. He’s correct that they don’t need his phone to correct an issue like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caught in 4K⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean you gotta continue the full storyline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caught in 4K⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean the giant space dick fighting grey goo doesn’t make any sense?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of the neighborhoods within walking or cycling distance of my workplace are literal crack dens where I’d be mugged and/or robbed within a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound lonely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep well tonight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just use them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What your coffee preparation method says about you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, literal seconds of effort

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d have to figure out how

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck paraphyletic groups⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some dinosaurs were fish. Therefore you’re a dinosaur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough Shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is every comment after this removed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those are so ugly. Who would even buy these... oh, right.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cold hard floors?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those are so ugly. Who would even buy these... oh, right.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  |

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kiss lips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kiss on lips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recommends a cast iron pan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing cooks fried eggs as well as my cast iron pan. Fried eggs, scrambled eggs, french scramble, omelettes, any kind of eggs. Sometimes I use it for sausage too.

  I use stainless for everything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to your O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's coming! :(⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meme says it’s shitty, not dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube diluting my recommended videos feed with AI-generated “music” that pretends to be made by an actual artist⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I glued my balls to my butthole again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Society⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average game chat censorship⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck China

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planet Of The Apes [spoilers]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out mobile gaming⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Old school RuneScape is on mobile.