Poem_for_your_sprog
@Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Struggle 1 week ago:
I’m fucking dying lmao
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 2 weeks ago:
I lift my leg up and use the bottom of my shoe. You’re welcome.
- Comment on Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me: 2 weeks ago:
Was a slightly sarcastic comment, should’ve wrote “inb4 OP is a nazi”
- Comment on Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me: 2 weeks ago:
Turns out OP is a literal nazi
- Comment on The Gang Solves Climate Change 4 weeks ago:
We’re all going to roast alive. Or starve if you’re far enough north.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 4 weeks ago:
If recording in public wasn’t legal, then cops could legally arrest you for filming them brutalizing people for no reason.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 4 weeks ago:
Not in the US
- Comment on Can't get better than this 5 weeks ago:
Putting the case up there…is a great idea…
Hmm
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 5 weeks ago:
It’s also safer.
- Comment on Anon misses flash 5 weeks ago:
Robot unicorn attack is a masterpiece.
- Comment on Definitely a deal breaker 1 month ago:
I like the Japanese kit kats that come in sets of 2. I still eat them like this.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 1 month ago:
New Mexico - uhh, no? It’s just sunny…
- Comment on Anon time travels 2 months ago:
It wouldn’t be too hard to include multiple audio streams to provide a mix for shitty equipment.
I love watching movies with my pair of 15" 820W subwoofers tho
- Comment on My friends are by my side 2 months ago:
That’s the visual noise when you close your eyes.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 3 months ago:
It’s against most city ordinances
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 3 months ago:
USA
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 4 months ago:
What’s 67?
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 4 months ago:
That’s why I work at a legs company
- Comment on PC Master Race 5 months ago:
My gaming PC is also a digital audio workstation, a photo editing platform, a video editing platform, a home theatre PC, and a platform for spreadsheets and financial planning.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 5 months ago:
Maybe Europe should get some fucking public bathrooms.
Not looking at you, Switzerland, you’re good.
- Comment on And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗 5 months ago:
Just the albums on my favorites list in Qobuz would have been around $10,000 USD to purchase in hi-res.
- Comment on Which one and why? 6 months ago:
2 is the only one that doesn’t look so big it won’t fit in your mouth.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 6 months ago:
I switched to music streaming because hi res is too expensive for the amount of music I listen to.
Movies are Garbage quality in streaming though, buying a Blu Ray is so much better and I don’t watch many movies anyways.
- Comment on Real easy 6 months ago:
Soldier, orifice, varnish, wax stamp, smile, smile.
- Comment on Real easy 6 months ago:
It got me too. Even when I got to the animal seal I just assumed it was there for something else and the meme made no sense.
- Comment on Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds? 6 months ago:
Is this whole thread an ad written by bots?
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 7 months ago:
VC
Vagina cunnilingus?
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 7 months ago:
Water and soap in the shower with a quick q tip follow up while any remaining wax is hot and gooey
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 7 months ago:
Never understood the deal with q tips. Like, just don’t shove it all the way to your eardrum and don’t push wax inside?
- Comment on bmw 7 months ago:
That and the water pumps