Wren
@Wren@lemmy.today
Chronically depressed, chronically online.
Socialist discordian statist for open science, independent journalism and gay crime.
Other accounts:
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world
Icytrees@sh.itjust.works
Icytrees@lemmy.today
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 6 hours ago:
You’re doing important work here, thank you.
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
Aw, but I supported him. Magic is stupid but I like cool rocks.
- Comment on It's worth a shot. 1 week ago:
I found a whole community of mostly dudes and a few chicks with AI waifus on their own platform. They’re all weirdly supportive and wholesome. I can’t even make fun of them, they’re so nice to me and each other.
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
It all makes sense now. The universe balanced my humors.
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
Shout out to my coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.
- Comment on big facts 1 week ago:
Batman taught me this.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 4 weeks ago:
I loved that. I just assumed that was his IRL gamer tag.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 4 weeks ago:
Haven’t read it. The man can’t end a story to save his life and his prose is pretty basic, but damn foes he have some good lines. He’s got this genuine enthusiasm for everything he’s saying, especially when he wants to bring in a new concept, and that gets me hooked every time. You can tell he loves his characters.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 4 weeks ago:
People have been getting taller over time. Hawking didn’t book a big enough venue.
- Comment on Nope, not visiting that 4 weeks ago:
I love that book.
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 4 weeks ago:
I’ve seen this. Knew a guy who couldn’t keep a community manager on staff while at the same time making them clock out when they went to the washroom. Literally paid them by the minute and all of those minutes had to be “work.”
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 5 weeks ago:
Don’t trust it. No way it’s that thick. It’s like squeezing all the blood toward the head of the dick to make it look bigger.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I’m one of those women and: Yes. What’s he gonna do about it? I’m out here being a happy little failure, living rent free in the minds of alpha bros everyehere.
- Comment on Ubisoft target audience when they play a good game 1 month ago:
Wanna share your ambien? I want to speak walrus with you.
- Comment on Are there any art programs designed specifically for mouse users? 1 month ago:
Thanks for the correction. It looks like buying through a platform/app store supports the developers. At that time (years ago) I got into it through a trial. I didn’t know it was free, but glad I supported them.
- Comment on Are there any art programs designed specifically for mouse users? 1 month ago:
I found Krita easy to use with a mouse, they might still have a free trial going on - that’s what hooked me.
I know you said raster, but what about working in vector and converting to raster? I found Affinity programs pretty streamlined and affordable for moving back and forth between styles.
- Comment on Adderall vape? 1 month ago:
I’ll die of excitement while mowing the neighbour’s lawn with scissors.
- Comment on Good one 2 months ago:
Bred wine.
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 2 months ago:
This worked! Thank you. My two-hole method was fucking me over.
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 2 months ago:
Okay but I’ve been in plastic bag land for a while and every goddamn time I make the first cut, I spill milk everywhere. Is there a trick? I already know the “both sides” method and put it in the jug before I cut the corner. Right now I just have a glass standing by for my obligatory shot every time I open one.
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 2 months ago:
We had those in Vancouver, too, which came from a dairy in the Greater Vancouver Area. I used to get fancy milk on payday and keep the bottles for crafts, away from the recycling bandits. They love them because you can get like a dollar back, per each.
- Comment on you're doing ReSeArCh rong!! 2 months ago:
My highschool chemistry teacher almost got kicked out of her university for trying to pipette hydrochloric acid with her mouth. That’s who I want teaching chemistry, the crazy woman who knows what it means to fuck up, bad. Not some honor roll, life plan having baby bitch.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
The Big Cheese was funded by the same organization that created the Samurai Pizza Cats to justify their outlandish R&D budget. Pizza Cat technology was sunk cost the moment it came up in the boardroom. They’ve just been sending good money after bad for years.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 2 months ago:
I still believe in you.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 2 months ago:
I believe in you. Get a chainsaw. Gas-powered sound beastlier and make you smell deliciously rugged.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 2 months ago:
Don’t kinkshame. I can’t come until someone implements a curfew.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 2 months ago:
Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 2 months ago:
Can’t talk now, waxing my legs one hair at a time.
- Comment on I'm definitely 1 lol. 2 months ago:
Have you met academics? Dollar signs was working on a PhD and at least one morph suit was in neurology, studying psilocybin.
- Comment on I'm definitely 1 lol. 2 months ago:
I ran check-in for a few crypto-conventions. We’re missing full-body morph suits, dollar-sign sunglasses and proud boys uniforms.