Wren

@Wren@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a tight sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t trust it. No way it’s that thick. It’s like squeezing all the blood toward the head of the dick to make it look bigger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m one of those women and: Yes. What’s he gonna do about it? I’m out here being a happy little failure, living rent free in the minds of alpha bros everyehere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft target audience when they play a good game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna share your ambien? I want to speak walrus with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any art programs designed specifically for mouse users?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the correction. It looks like buying through a platform/app store supports the developers. At that time (years ago) I got into it through a trial. I didn’t know it was free, but glad I supported them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any art programs designed specifically for mouse users?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I found Krita easy to use with a mouse, they might still have a free trial going on - that’s what hooked me.

  I know you said raster, but what about working in vector and converting to raster? I found Affinity programs pretty streamlined and affordable for moving back and forth between styles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll die of excitement while mowing the neighbour’s lawn with scissors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bred wine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This worked! Thank you. My two-hole method was fucking me over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay but I’ve been in plastic bag land for a while and every goddamn time I make the first cut, I spill milk everywhere. Is there a trick? I already know the “both sides” method and put it in the jug before I cut the corner. Right now I just have a glass standing by for my obligatory shot every time I open one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had those in Vancouver, too, which came from a dairy in the Greater Vancouver Area. I used to get fancy milk on payday and keep the bottles for crafts, away from the recycling bandits. They love them because you can get like a dollar back, per each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're doing ReSeArCh rong!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My highschool chemistry teacher almost got kicked out of her university for trying to pipette hydrochloric acid with her mouth. That’s who I want teaching chemistry, the crazy woman who knows what it means to fuck up, bad. Not some honor roll, life plan having baby bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Big Cheese was funded by the same organization that created the Samurai Pizza Cats to justify their outlandish R&D budget. Pizza Cat technology was sunk cost the moment it came up in the boardroom. They’ve just been sending good money after bad for years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks everyone should grow up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still believe in you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks everyone should grow up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe in you. Get a chainsaw. Gas-powered sound beastlier and make you smell deliciously rugged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks everyone should grow up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kinkshame. I can’t come until someone implements a curfew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks everyone should grow up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t talk now, waxing my legs one hair at a time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm definitely 1 lol.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you met academics? Dollar signs was working on a PhD and at least one morph suit was in neurology, studying psilocybin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm definitely 1 lol.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I ran check-in for a few crypto-conventions. We’re missing full-body morph suits, dollar-sign sunglasses and proud boys uniforms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But I wanted to tell everyone about irish-atlantis and its magic rabbits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t even met them and I love those birds. Reminds me of Canada Gooses, the source of deep respect and utter annoyance as our avian fellow countrymen.

  One of my BFF’s is an environmental scientist who loves ducks, which means get loaded with duck facts that spill over onto others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile Ball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! I didn’t know until I visited with a friend of Gary Dealy (nicknamed Big Deal.) They have framed photos of the whole process. You should ask about it if you’re in there, Gary told us the whole story. Very nice, cool, hilarious people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fEEt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew that penis wasn’t nearly big enough (for this model.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fEEt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh he’s in there, under “Representations” if ya’ll want to see some homuncudick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fEEt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you mean the sexy cortical homunculus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile Ball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever heard of Big Deal Custom Cases? They’re a company in Winnipeg, Manitoba who started out making road cases for musicians before diversifying into laptops, field equipment, basically anything breakable anyone needed to carry from one place to another.

  Imagine what they thought when NASA phoned them up to build giant cases to carry the sails for the James Webb Space Telescope from the manufacturer to Houston.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The lack of rape?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ducks have diverse mating habits, like humans. They don’t have to rape, but they will when there’s overcrowding, males outcompete females, and/or they live in an urban environment where females lack the strength and space to escape.

  Otherwise, most ducks form seasonal pair bonds with new mates each year. Some come back to the same mate each year, which isn’t quite the same as monogamy since they don’t stick together when not fucking and rearing young. A few ducks will mate for life, and a lot of larger waterfowl, like geese and swans, are monogamous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Former street trash hitchhiker here, Flying J is the absolute bomb. They’re old-school nice for their trucker clientele with some of fhe fastest, cheapest, flavoriest, deep-friedest food around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Runs into a lamp-post, signs aggressively “Come at me bro!”