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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ‘Jesus is coming’ he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.

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  • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Enki jizzed the river of life. Jesus will jizz the river of death.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      thick greasy ropes of disease and decay

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• Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The USA is really an odd place.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the Bad Place

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you’re right. Let’s not go there.

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    • forestbeasts@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Am in the US. Can confirm. Do not come here.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  reverse communion

  All the bread becomes his body. Like the giant marshmallow man in ghostbusters. And then consumes us all.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you are what you eat, right?

  well i ate some jesus once, according to that church.

  worship me

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once we die out new specie will probably gain intelligence roughly on par with us and they will probably be able to create mythologies sourunding us.

  “There were once big hairless monkey wizards and they were doing literal magic!”

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They will probably assume they are Jesus.

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