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Me as a server

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Me as a server.

    Out Of Memory

    Panic

    Crash

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    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      500 Server Error

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      • folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        My extroverted friend: 502 Bad gateway

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this one time at Olive Garden, when I was asked what I wanted to drink, I said, with all sincerity, surprise me.

    They brought me this layered drink with cream and orange soda and it was fucking magnificent. I was, indeed, surprised, and very pleasantly so.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If you ever want again, it’s called an orange cream. Although, not a lot of places know how to make one correctly.

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    • Furbag@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Fuck me, I know what I’m getting the next time I land at OG.

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This kind of comes up in FFXIV (one of the crafter quests). Paraphrasing from memory:

    A Turali trader, hot on discovery of the next big new import, has been sampling various coffees, liquors, and remedies but finding nothing is ailing his poor energy.

    Your companion, a juice maker, offers him something, and he finds it fantastic, inquiring further.

    “It was literally just water, you dehydrated yourself trying all those odd diuretics.”

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  • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Water confirmed for GOAT.

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’ve done this at Starbucks before. If they give me what I ask for I can’t complain about it.

    I also used to ask for a good drink and a bad drink and not let them tell me what they are going to make. Because a bit of a known person there and after a bit the entire staff really got into making terrible drinks. Good times when I had more money lol

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Me: brings bowl of gravy.

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  • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My troll was the mocha red eye. Four shots of espresso, coffee, milk, chocolate syrup. Could name a dance after me the way I made people shake.

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    snaps fingers

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