Had to fight off the twinks for this bread

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Feels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s just his boyfriend standing behind him

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hand model, gloves all the time!

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sorry I couldn’t help myself

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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bread makes you fat.

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  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a movie quote

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    • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes well done

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

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    • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      judging from the downvotes, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    who said I was eating it? lol

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stapling it to trees?

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal

    I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself

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• PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yum yum, such nice… bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!

  Technically not NSFW

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fixed it for you.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s quite a lot of bread. You must’ve been beating them off with both hands!

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• nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had to fight off the twinks to get bred

  There. Fixed the title for you.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Goddamn bread calling me out.

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The twinks are in another aisle

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• deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Need someone to butter your biscuits?

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• zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out down at the seafood shanty.

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